Captain Jack Sparrow stumbled his way out of the crummy, old cavern and onto the deserted streets of Tortuga. It was about 4 in the mornin' and not a soul lay awake.
Jack couldn't get that little vixen out of his mind. With hair the color of red wine and skin kissed by the sun, she was by far the most beautiful woman he'd ever had the pleasure of encountering.
However, he was pissed at her. How dare she so blatantly turn him down and shame him? And in front of Gibbs no less!
There must be something wrong with her head. Who would turn down Captain Jack Sparrow, captain of the infamous Black Pearl?! Even I would sleep with meself if I could.
So absorbed by his thoughts he was, Sparrow didn't even notice when he ran into someone and knocked them down. Until that someone tripped him and made his hat fall off into a puddle o' mud.
"Why don' you watch where yer goin', Scallywag*!" Came an angry growl.
Jack turned over, ready to put the idiot in their place… and ended up stopping dead.
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*- A villainous or bothersome person
Sorry it took me soooo long.