Max: The new Nudge
"So! My dream was like the weirdest thing ever! I mean noodles don't talk! Do they? No they don't. And jellyfish could never fly. That'd be like... Us. As mermaids! How cool would that be? We'd be like 'whoa! we're swimming. Underwater... with out fins' and the sharks would be like 'ahhhhhhhhh!'. How cool would it be to scare a shark. Oh! It's shark week. Speaking of, Vampire Weekend is totes amazing! I love Horchata. And Cousins. How could you not love Cousins? You couldn't. Aww. That makes me sad! I don't have any cousins that I know of. I feel lonely... Wait! Guys? Guys? Why are you sleeping? Oh well!... Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah..."
"SHUT UP! MY EARS! THEY BLEED!"
That little outburst came from our residential motormouth.
It's not my fault I had Mountain Dew, and Monster, and Rockstar, and Full Throtle... Oops.
R&R?