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AN: Short and utter crack.
Thanks to mdnytryder for correcting this chapter.
20/28 Horny (G1, not to be taken overly seriously)
Thundercracker stared.
And then he stared some more.
He offlined his optics, onlined them again – and continued staring.
When he finally found his vocalizer again he murmured slowly, "This… this is just… just…."
The blue Seeker shook his head, still blinking at the strange sight right before him.
Leaning beside him against the wall, Starscream sighed, his lips twitching. "I know TC, I know…. I feel exactly the same way."
Several hundred meters away from the two observing Seekers, the glorious Decepticon army, Megatron's elite and the terror of Cybertron and Earth, was howling, cursing and (in a few cases) guffawing as they chased a herd of four-legged, brown or black-and-white animals with large horns and long tails over the grassy floor of the dome.
Megatron stood right in the midst of the chaos and bellowed orders, but only succeeded in scaring the panicked cattle even more.
Starscream shook his head in unison with Thundercracker, who was still trying to wrap his processor around the fact that Megatron's latest scheme involved the cows of Earth and their digestion.
The Supreme Commander had overheard a conversation between Starscream and Skywarp as they joked about using the farts of cattle, which contained a great deal of flammable methane to produce energy to convert into Energon.
Megatron had taken the quips of both Seekers at face value, commandeered the Constructicons to build a giant oxygen-filled dome on the floor of the ocean, to fill it with plants and then had ordered his troops to steal every living cow they could find.
Starscream still wasn't quite sure what he should think of this latest plan of his illustrious leader.
He hadn't even uttered any comments yet, too confused and amused at the same time.
Skywarp, one the other hand, had laughed himself silly once Megatron had delivered his orders.
He thought the whole thing was hilarious and couldn't be dissuaded from leaving crop circles wherever he stole cattle.
Starscream spared a glance at Thundercracker, who was still shaking his head.
He suspected something had finally frozen in the other flyers' processor at the sheer stupidity of the situation.
The red and white Seeker sighed.
Just what would the Autobots say, when they finally found out?
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