One warning though, I have seen a lot of spoilers and while I'm not working off of those some of them may appear in my story because they fit too perfectly not to. But from here on out I am pretty sure my story differs enough that I am on my own.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl or its characters

Rated: T mostly for language. This one isn't really M but it is a pretty high T lol.

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Good morning Upper East Side and may I just say it is good to be back in the city. As glamorous as the Hamptons are Dorothy was right, there really is no place like home and now that we are back it should be interesting to see all of the drama that is sure to come with our return.

I'll be the first to know, and you'll be the second.

xoxo

Gossip Girl

Blair was pulling a brush through her already perfectly fixed curls and looking in the mirror when her phone buzzed. Looks like Gossip Girl was welcoming them all back. Blair simply rolled her eyes and kept getting ready. I guess it's fitting, Blair thought to herself. Gossip Girl was the real Queen of the UES in a way, an uncontrollable force that everyone bowed to. Blair just shook her head and slid her headband in her chocolate curls.

Marcus was going to attend Yale this year before transferring back to Oxford. This alone made her release a sigh of complete relief. He had been mad the other day when she hadn't come home but not as much as she thought he would be. He had left this morning for New Haven and she was free for at least a week or so. She and Chuck were going to have all the time in the world, but they still had to be careful because of Gossip Girl. She knew Marcus well enough to know that he would be checking up on her through that particular outlet and of course she was still publically engaged to him, the huge rock on her finger was a reminder of that.

Blair glanced down at the clock and instantly freaked. She had to leave now in order to get to school early and stake out the steps. After today it wouldn't be a problem, but she didn't particularly want to deal with any little freshman who thought that they could sit just anywhere this morning. So Blair hurried downstairs and ran out onto the curb. That was when she saw a large black limo sitting right outside her home. Blair couldn't help but smile as she ran over and hopped in. She always walked to school in the mornings, it helped clear her head but that Chuck had gotten up this early said wonders.

"Good morning beautiful," Chuck said as soon as the door was closed. This was totally out of character for him. He didn't wake up this early, well ever, especially not to go to school but he wanted to spend every moment he could with Blair. After all, who knew when the next time they could be alone together would be.

Blair blushed. "Good morning. You didn't have to do this you know," Blair said about to pull her seat belt on. "I know how you like to sleep . . ."

But Blair didn't get to finish her sentence because Chuck had stopped the seatbelt and pulled her to him. He shut her up with a kiss. It was long and deep and they immediately melted together.

Chuck pulled back momentarily to say in a husky voice that told Blair that he was turned on. "I know, but what I don't know is how much time we will be able to have together so, if this is what I get I'll certainly . . . "

This time it was Blair who shut Chuck up with a kiss and as they neared the school she was the one who messaged up to the driver with the little intercom system to drive around for fifteen minutes. Screw the steps, she could take care of any bitch who wanted to mess with her later, right now she had far more enjoyable things to be doing.

Spotted: A black limo seen circling the school. Looks like C's but we all know he never gets to school this early in the morning if he even deigns to come at all.

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Uh-oh Jenny thought to herself. Blair was not going to like this. Blair was not going to like this at all. Sitting in Blair's usual spot on the steps was Penelope one of Blair's minions surrounded by underclassmen. It looked like two from each grade and Hazel was at her side. Jenny approached cautiously, thinking that maybe she should say something. "Penelope, what are you doing?" Jenny said standing in front of her on the steps.

Penelope looked around at the other girls and giggled. "Why if it isn't the little klepto." Penelope said standing up. "Go away, you're not welcome here."

Jenny could see that Hazel was trying her best to be like Blair, but it didn't really have the same effect. "You don't get to tell me where I can and can't be and don't you think Blair is going to be a little angry when she sees that you have created a little group of followers and are sitting in her spot."

"Oh silly Little J, don't you see, before long, it's not going to matter what Queen B thinks anymore." Penny raised her eyebrows in a manor of challenge.

"You don't know what you're getting yourself into." Jenny said getting in Penny's face.

"What's going on here?" Blair said, suddenly appearing out of nowhere. Her checks were a little red from exertion but she looked as perfect as ever and no one but Jenny noticed the black limo pulling away. Blair was looking back and forth between the two girls.

Penelope immediately backed down and gave Blair a hug. "B, its so good to see you, how was your summer? I hear you are engaged."

Blair looked to Penelope, "My summer was fabulous, but you have yet to explain to me what is going on here on the steps." Blair said pointedly.

"Well you see," Penny said glaring at Jenny, "I was just assembling a group of the potentials for this year. I figured that you would want a complete rundown on which girls were suitable. Then Humphrey came up and started trying to cause drama."

Jenny looked Blair in the eyes while Penelope was talking and with a slight shake of her head, let Blair know that Penelope was lying.

Blair was quick. It's how she got to be in the position that she was in the first place, and it didn't take her long to realize what was actually going on. So in her nicest voice possible she responded. "Penelope, that's so thoughtful of you. I mean really having all of these girls waiting for me on the first day of school, right at my spot on the steps. You know," at this point Blair's voice changed dramatically, "if you weren't such a backstabbing bitch maybe I would believe you."

Penelope was immediately taken aback. She thought that Blair had believed her.

Blair moved in closer. "You know, if you weren't such an ugly hag maybe people might actually want you to be Queen of the UES. I mean really you should find a better plastic surgeon to fix that botched nose job. Then maybe you wouldn't have to try to assemble a court out of my cast offs. No offense to some of you girls," Blair said directing her attention to the group of underclassmen, then back to Penny, "but we vetted Kayla Dawson last year, did you really think I wouldn't realize that with your lame excuse?"

Penelope was speechless, this wasn't suppose to happen, Blair wasn't suppose to find out until it was too late. "You bitch!" Penelope screamed suddenly lashing out at Jenny, "You need to learn to mind your own business."

At which point Blair interjected. "And you need to learn to stop harassing my friends." At which point she said, "You're dismissed Penelope, you too Hazel. And unless you want the whole school knowing about that night with the St. Jude's polo team you should probably stay low, or you know transfer." Blair turned away from the two seniors and to the underclassmen. "As for the rest of you. Any of you who would like to stay and sit with us this morning is more than welcome. But you've been forewarned with what happens if you cross me or do something unsuitable. I won't hold it against you if you leave now."

But none of the girls left, they were in awe of the girl that was Blair Waldorf and couldn't help but want to be just like her.

Showdown this morning on the steps of the Met. Looks like Queen B asserted her authority over all of Constance once more and knocked H and P down to the bottom of the social later faster than they could say Prada. Something curious though, it seems that B may be priming Little J to take her spot as Queen when she has to leave us and from what I can tell J might just be able to handle it. Don't we all just love the first day of school.

xoxo

Gossip Girl

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That's my girl. Chuck watched from the wall of the school as Blair verbally and socially destroyed two of her former friends. That was the Blair that he knew and loved. The Blair that was strong and confidant and took charge of situations. It was good to see her in her element again. It killed him that he couldn't be up there with her. Congratulating her on her victory over those little underlings. But he would congratulate her later, in private, where they didn't have to pretend that they hated each other.

As class was about to begin, Blair walked passed Chuck and they exchanged glares that anyone who didn't know better would think were glares of hatred. Intense hatred that is, because they were filled with so much passion. But to them, they were lustful glares that meant that they would meet up right after classes ended.

Nate saw Penelope crying over against the back wall of the school right after classes should have started. He had read Gossip Girl's post and he knew that Penelope had always had a thing for him. She was kind of hot and he was kind of horny. So he approached her. "Hey there." He said offering her a silk handkerchief.

Her eyes were wide as she reached out and took it. "Thank you."

"You're too pretty to be crying," Nate said tucking a strand of hair behind her ear and when she didn't stop him he leaned down and kissed her.

Later that day, Nate couldn't help but think that that had been entirely too easy. Easy women had been great all weekend but he was starting to think that he needed a challenge.

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Spotted: P hooking up with an unidentified mystery man behind the school. What a slut? If you are wondering who the guy is you're not alone, so I've decided to propose a challenge. The first person to text me with the name of the boy and proof will get a present from yours truly and trust me this is a prize worth winning.

xoxo

Gossip Girl

Dan and Serena walked through the courtyard into school after lunch and surprisingly no one even glanced their way. Serena was surprised, she had thought that them getting back together would have been much bigger news. That was when she noticed the next text from Gossip Girl. She had announced the prize for her challenge that she issued this morning. A prize that she didn't think anyone would be able to resist.

So here it is UES Prince and Princesses. The prize I spoke of earlier is only one word long, but it could make or break your social life here at Constance and St. Judes. Immunity. That's right I said it. I am going to give the winner of my little challenge immunity. In other words, I won't post anything incriminating about that person on my site and there is a second part to this little prize. The person will not only receive immunity but veto power. All of my Gossip Girl posts will be filtered through them for the remainder of the year. Have fun playing kiddies, because the contest ends at midnight tonight. You have twelve hours. Oh and I should probably mention P, you can't play because I can't believe that you are telling the truth about your own dirty little secret.

xoxo

Gossip Girl