A/N Second one shot! I got five reviews and I'm so happy J. Lol here is the next oneshot and I hope you like it! I don't own Fairy Tail. Warning Lucy may be a little OC but she is an assassin now who fights on a daily basis and needs to be confident soooooo. Also I have decided I need two reviews every chapter to continue. Next chapter is a Gale/Nalu/and Jerza.
Summary: "I assume they don't know what we do for a living?" "Exactly." "Then what's our story?" Lucy and Natsu are both assassins. Natsu wants Lucy to meet his friends but there's still the question as to how the met…AU.
Two people were walking down the empty cobblestone streets with her fingers laced together. The blonde lady of the group looked at her pink-salmon- haired boyfriend.
"Natsu why are we doing this?" The girl complained loudly.
"Geez Luce I told you. I want you to meet my friends so I'm not the only person you know." Natsu smiled proudly at Lucy, as if he was the greatest thing to happen to her. Lucy did not think the same as Natsu and instead elbowed him in the gut.
"I know plenty of people! My connections are the reason you aren't dead." Lucy whispered harshly to her boyfriend of three months. He merely scoffed before turning down a side street.
"Please I would've been fine." Natsu ruffled Lucy's hair and she glared at him harshly.
"Sure. Now I assumes they don't know what we do for a living?" Lucy said as she saw the small bakery loom closer. Apparently one of Natsu's friends demanded the meeting be held at this bakery so she could see Lucy's reaction to the strawberry cake. And Natsu called Lucy weird.
"Exactly. I can't risk them getting hurt just cause they know we're assassins." Natsu told her cheerfully as he caught sight of his friends through the clean glass windows.
"Then what's our story?" Lucy asked as she smoothed her black leather skirt down and pulled up her red blouse. Next to Lucy, Natsu rolled his eyes at his girlfriend's actions. She may appear to be nervous about it being a first meeting but he knew better. Lucy wanted to make everyone's head turned and that his friends would make fun of him for finding someone like her. Oh she was devious.
"I don't know. We met online?" Natsu said lamely.
"You hate technology." Lucy deadpanned.
"That's not true! I love my flamethrower glove (A/N I got this idea from LoneStrom so the glove is not my idea)." Natsu defended himself.
"Whatever. That glove is a weapon and I'll plan our story. Just follow my lead." Lucy sighed and linked their arms together before walking to the table by the window. She saw how Natsu's eyes light up when he glanced at them.
"Hello I am Erza Scarlet. This is Gray Fullbuster, Wendy Marvell, and Jellal Fernandez." The scarlet haired one of the group introduced everyone and Lucy smiled brightly.
"I'm Lucy Heartfillia and it is a pleasure to meet you all." Lucy said sincerely before taking a place next to Erza. Natsu was on her other side arguing with Gray about something stupid (later on Lucy would find out it was if red was a better color than blue). Halfway through the afternoon; the dreaded question came.
"How did you two meet?" Wendy asked shyly before taking another sip of tea. At this Lucy turned to Natsu with a small smirk on her face before lacing their fingers together.
"Well I was on the subway and he came stumbling on in a daze," Lucy started her story and Natsu squeezed her hand tightly. He knew this story. "Once he sat down he started twitching so I got him some water but instead he dropped it and nearly barfed. Finally I just dragged him off the subway at the next stop. I started talking to him and when he wasn't about to barf on you he has some interesting stories. After a few minutes of talking I gave him my number and left. Later on that day I saw him at the store buying- well Natsu why don't you tell them what you were buying?" Lucy inquired her glaring boyfriend with a bigger smirk. Her eyes were hard as she glared Natsu into submission. He may be a better fighter but she was the best psychological fighter.
"I was buying a phone." Natsu mumbled but the whole group still heard him. Jellal, the most impassive person there, was laughing the hardest. Right up there was also Gray.
"Wow flame brain I always thought you were an idiot but now I know you're a total MORON." Gray guffawed before Natsu reached over and slugged him in the face. Gray retaliated and the owner rushed to the two fighting males.
"All of you out at once or I will call the police!" the old Italian man exclaimed. Wendy began to gather her things along with Jellal, but Erza decided to go a different route.
"HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL MY MONEY?! I ORDERED FOUR CAKES AND PAYED IN ADVANCE BUT I ONLY RECEIEVED TWO! BLASPHEMY!" Erza roared viciously. From the side Lucy looked out of the window and saw the streets were empty. Maybe no one in the back called the police. In that case…
"Oh Natsu," Lucy drawled sweetly. Her boyfriend turned around at the sound of her voice.
"Yeah Luce?" He tilted his head to the side with a grin on his face.
"Please evacuate the restaurant. I must assist your friend Erza." Lucy ordered calmly and stood next to the red head. She spared a glance at the blonde and the two leapt into action. Lucy pounced atop the old man and help him down for Erza to torture with random food. Scones went where no scones should ever go.
"This is the police! Please everyone exit the bakery with your hands behind your back." An officer shout from outside the small establishment.
"Run!" Natsu howled and his group of friends followed his lead. Except for Erza. Finally Jellal just grabbed the fierce red head and hook his arms around her back and under her knees. They all managed to make it home thanks to Lucy's great sense of direction.
"It was nice to meet you all. I hope you may teach me some techniques one day Erza." Lucy grinned at the taller girl before waving at everyone else.
"Indeed I shall. In exchange for your tips on how to make a perfect hammerhold (A/N technique where the arm is pushed up to cause pressure on shoulder)." Erza agreed heartily. Before they could talk about any more combat moves, Natsu dragged his girlfriend away. The two walked back to the cobblestone street they started on and shared a smile.
"Mission complete!" Natsu yelled.
"Let's see what HQ says about that." She laughed.
"So the owner of the bakery attacked you?" Makarov asked Lucy skeptically.
"Yes he did." Lucy pouted while pushing her breasts forward.
"How rude of him." Makarov agreed with Lucy while trying to hide his nosebleed.