The Next Day….: I UPDATED IN THE SAME WEEK! WOOOOH! I want some clapping. Now. NOW! DAMMIT! I WANT TO HEAR FUCKING THUNDER AND AN APPLAUSE! I never have updated in a the same weekbut getting a review or two kinda boosted my self confidence to the level of a Demi-God(Percy Jackson Reference)! OKAY! MAYBE A REAL GOD! CLAP DAMMIT! I'm not Zeus so I can't make claps of thunder. Any way, thanks for reviews. I am EXPECTING MORE! So if you just read and don't leave a review… I might cry… and at the worst, the world will explode. Expect the worst. But, anyway this chapter picks up in Gym class where she see's the twins *glares slash grin* HOT DAMN TWINCEST. Okay. But yeah. GO! COMMENT! LOVE!

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For the benefit of the public I must confess that I, Fallon S. do NOT own Ouran. I am not Biscotti Hatorine (Even thought being her would be amazing beyond compare) and If I was, this fanfic would be less crappy. Enjoy, or, if you would like, use this story how ever you please. Like inducing vomit or diarrhea .

Insanity In The Early Hours of The Year

~Sammy POV~

~Ouran Academy~

When Kasanoda walked off from the gym somberly, I could feel all the happiness that had been churning in my gut turn to helplessness in a matter of seconds. What was I going to do? I was now the errand boy to a club that I hated with a passion. I need to do school work! I have to ice-skate! My feet froze on the gym floor as I made this revelation. Ice skating. I cursed audibly, loudly. It didn't matter because no one would understand what I was saying. It was all in English.

My parents had found a local rink for my skating lessons this year , and they were all after school lessons, when the club was really held. What would I do? I sank to the floor against the bleachers feebly. I hated this school. Hated it. I couldn't do anything right. What hadn't I screwed up within the past two days?

The room slowly filled up as I seethed on the bleachers, but I didn't quite notice. It was like when I was little, and as I sat down in my seat during class, and would plug my ears. I saw what was going on, but everything else was numbed. I didn't understand what they said, or the purpose for the things they did. They were. They only existed, but it seemed to have no significance. But as a little kid, something would then happen that you wouldn't expect. Like right now.

Hot breath slithered down my neck and I shivered, suddenly tensed. I unplugged my ears to hear what was behind me, and turned to see the twins. To put it simply, I screamed and fell off the bleachers "Holy shit," I proceeded to curse under my breath as I scrambled to my feet, staring at them with wide eyes.

"Look at this," the breathed in unison "She scares easily." They proceeded to laugh, and I looked at my feet. My face burning. I reached for my bag on the bleacher, and pulled it away, and walked away from them. I was scared. Honestly, with Kyouya's threat I had no clue where I stood. Would he punish me if I just got some attitude with him or any of them? I really hoped not, but I should play it safe. I should just play it safe…

~After School at the Host Club~

My fingers twiddled nervously against the bottom of my t-shirt as I stood in front of the door leading to the club. Not only I right outside of hell right now, but I had to miss ICE-skating to do it. I call that bitter irony. I bit my lip and opened the door, and the cycle of getting raped in the face by roses occurred again, but I covered my face so it wasn't as bad as it used to be.

"Welcome!" they chimed and there seemed to be a new theme today. I watched the host club soberly, dressed up in their military uniforms for different countries.

The blonde one, who I had learned was named Tamaki, came up to me like he usually did "Welcome Samantha." I cringed. It was Sammy. Not Samantha. Only one person could call me Samantha, and this person was far from him.

I pulled away from him, skipping the charade and choked out "What do I have to do?" looking down.

They stared at me blankly until Kyouya stepped in and smiled, and I paled "We need you to pick up commoners food from a local grocery store." He handed me a credit card "Spend as much as you need," He stared at Haruhi momentarily "Bring Haruhi with you." I stared at the person in the boys' uniform. I was positive that this was a woman.

I grumbled unintelligible things under my breath as Haruhi and I walked wordlessly from the room. When we were finally out of Ouran, Haruhi turned to me "What are you mumbling about?"

"I don't know…" I muttered helplessly, throwing my head in my hands. I was going insane. I was going insane.

…

My head whipped up so I could stare at Haruhi "ARE YOU A GIRL?"

Haruhi's face turned white and shot up an octave "NO!"

I can't believe I actually asked that "Are you sure?" I asked, surprising myself. I was really tired… What was I doing? My sanity, the small bit I had was just shoved down the drain.

He… She…. It…. Shim…. Stared at me then sighed "Fine… I'm a girl."

"Is Glasses holding you hostage?" I said tiredly. I really hoped I wasn't like this tomorrow.

"I have a debt." She said looking down, sighing.

"You too? What did you do?"

She spaced out her next sentence evenly "I broke the vase."

"Like me?"

"Like you," she claimed, walking into the parking lot to the grocery store.

I sighed and began mumbling "I swear to God, the vase I broke was probably five bucks."

She didn't respond to me, she just got a shopping cart and walked in. I followed her slowly as we made our way through the isles. Honestly, we just skipped the general health food and went to directly sugary and salty snacks. I looked at some of the packaging.

"What do you want to get?" I questioned.

"What they haven't tried yet."

I looked around and my eyes locked with the snack of God's. I reached foreward to the shelves of Pocky "This." I pulled a box off the shelf "Have they had this yet?" I questioned and she shook her head. I looked at the credit card in my hands. "Haruhi?" I inquired.

"Yes?" she responded carefully seeming some what aware to my mood of mischievousness.

I smiled wickedly holding up a plastic thing from my pocket slowly "Now Haruhi, tell me this… How much money is on this credit card that Snake-face gave to us?"

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Sorry for the short chapter...