Face It
Guns n' Roses
Shepard was polishing her pistol. It was her favorite, ever present companion. It was even above Garrus- but she didn't have to tell him that. It only won out because she always won the arguments. With Garrus, well..
In her defense, he was exactly the same way.
He could have an...enjoyable night by himself with his sniper rifle.
Every couple had their odd...fetishes.
If there was anyone listening to their...escapades, they would probably be wierded out. Shepard could barely even think of it without turning insanely red. Calibrate this...
Where some couples had flowers and dirty books, they had weapons manuals and dirty lingo.
She walked past Garrus, then paused.
"Hey, I'm going to the Citadel. Coming?"
"Can it wait a bit, I'm in the middle of some-" He looked up and saw her pervy grin, "Fine, fine. I'll go put my toys up."
She smiled.
"Hey! Shepard, c'mon. We're going shopping." Kelly said. Miranda, Tali, and surprisingly Jack were behind her.
"Ah, I was going to-"
"Please, Shepard?" Tali begged.
Garrus laughed, "Have fun, Shep."
Shepard groaned. A girls day out, trying to control Miranda and Jack? Oh, yes, fun.
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Shepard looked at herself in the mirror.
"Shepard, does your boyfriend do anything like that?" Kelly asked from the other side.
"Bring me flowers? Are you kidding?" She snorted.
"Well, what kind of-"
"He brings me stuff I can use to shoot people."
There was an awkward silence from her friends.
"And they call me crazy." Jack scoffed.
A/N:
Haha, you thought it was band. Well, shame.
Oh my gosh.
I asked for reviews in my last chapter, and I got them.
I didn't reply to all of them, but thank you all!
I got one, previously, from Raven Studios. As I was replying to the review, I kept having to delete, and it seemed rather short. I was panicking because Raven Studios was reading something I wrote! It was so...humbling. I'm drabbling again. Moral of the story, thanks for the reviews, check out Raven Studios?