SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter one
Screen Snap Shot
Deidara's POV
"I'M WHAT, UN!?!"
Deidara sat up suddenly, staring at Tsunade. Tsunade pushed him back down and put the scanner back on Deidara's stomach. She rotated the screen so Deidara could see.
"You see this black splodge here?"
On the screen was a weird circle marked with a light colour, with a black sort of circle/squiggle/splodge thing inside of it. He gave a slow nod.
"Well, congratulations, you're 5 weeks pregnant!!"
The world suddenly went black for Deidara as he fainted.
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Deidara noticed something cold and wet on his forehead, along with a hand running up and down his right arm. He groaned and opened his eyes to see Sasori staring at him. The red head gave a soft smile.
"How is my little Dei-Chan feeling?"
"I've been better, un. What hap-"
Everything came rushing back to him.
"I'M PREGNANT, UN!?!"
Deidara sat up to see he was laying on one of the clinic beds, the flannel falling off of his forehead. Sasori kissed Deidara on the cheek lovingly, trying to comfort the blonde.
There was a click as the door opened and Tsunade walked into the room, holding some x-rays in hand.
"While you were unconscious I took some x-rays. And I have come to a conclusion about how you managed to screw up."
The big breasted doctor put the x-ray onto a board on the wall which had lights shining from beneath it, lighting up the pictures.
"It appears that you were one of a set of triplets. Though during the cell splitting stage, they didn't manage to fully split from you, that is why you have mouths on your hands. It also appears that one of these siblings was a female. In other words you have some female organs." (A/N I have absolutely no idea if that is even possible X3 )
"So, I'm a hermaphrodite, un?"
"Sure, kid, something like that, whatever."
"BUT I'VE HAD SEX BEFORE AND HAVEN'T GOTTEN PREGNANT!!"
"Usually the female organs don't function. Looking at your chart it appears that you have been prescribed to take Sikarlerus, some drabble about going blind in one eye or something. There appears to be some chemicals in the medication which have set off your female organs. The effects are temporary, but…Bang. Now the effects are gonna last for about 9 months!! Congradz!!"
"B-B-BUT WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?!"
"First of all you got to stop taking Sikarlerus, the chemicals could possibly harm the baby. We will need to weigh you and measure your waist. It's standard. Then I will need to know about family history, if you've had any diseases, we will also have to ultrasound the baby once more just to make sure it is healthy."
Deidara just gave a pale nod.
Sasori's POV
Sasori had been in just as much shock as Deidara had been. He…was going to be a…a father…
He was going to be a father!!
He kept on repeating the line. It really hadn't sunk in yet but…He was going to be a father!!
Sasori followed his spouse as they were lead to another room. This room was just like the ultrasound room, except without the actual machine and the chair. Instead there were a few cabinets, 2 couches facing each other, a table cluttered with papers and random items, along with a large scale at the very back of the room.
Tsunade asked Deidara to stand on the scale. Sasori watched Deidara's slim stomach as the blonde stood on the machine.
There's a baby in there? But he's just as skinny as ever!!
Sasori was perplexed. Maybe the baby had something wrong with it!! Maybe there was something wrong with Deidara!!
Millions of ideas flashed through the red heads mind, though they halted when the doctor spoke out.
"Reasonable weight," Tsunade wrote Deidara's weight down on the medical sheet.
"Wish I was that god damn skinny but oh well. You sometimes can't tell if someone is pregnant by looking at 5 weeks, the baby is only half a centimetre long at this stage."
Sasori sighed with relief. He watched as Tsunade put a measuring tape around Deidara's waist and measured the diameter. She made a small hum and wrote the number down on the medical information sheet.
"Good. Now, sit down."
Sasori took Deidara's hand and smiled at his spouse reassuringly. Deidara gave a faint smile back. Sasori sat down on one of the couches and Deidara sat comfortably on his lap, leaning back against his spouse so Sasori could see over his shoulder. The red head wrapped his arms around Deidara's waist, running his thumb over his unnoticeable belly.
He was going to be a father.
Tsunade sat down on the couch opposite them with the clip board and a pen.
"Any diseases in your families?"
Both males shook their heads.
She nodded and scribbled something down on the paper.
"Any birth defects?"
"Besides my hand mouths, un?"
Tsunade rolled her eyes.
"Yes, besides those."
Deidara shook his head.
"I was a breech baby, is that important?"
"Na."
"Will I have to have a caesarean, un?"
"Most certainly."
Sasori felt Deidara tense a little against him. Sasori nuzzled the side of his spouse's face, trying to comfort him. He felt Deidara relax a little though he was still pretty tense.
"Any diseases?"
"Na, un. I just have some nerve damage in my left eye, nothing genetic."
Tsunade nodded and wrote once more on the information sheet.
"Good." The doctor stood up. "Now, if you will follow me, we need to get you ultrasound once more."
Sasori and Deidara both nodded and stood up.
"Danna, I'm tired." Deidara rested his head on Sasori's shoulder as they walked.
"I know Dei, I promise when we get home we can go to bed."
Deidara gave a soft nod.
They finally made it back to the ultrasound room; entering and having Deidara lay back down on the black chair.
Sasori sat on the floor by the chair, hand on Deidara's. He ran his fingers along Deidara's hand's lips, as he usually did to comfort the blonde. Tsunade reapplied the gel, causing Deidara to give a grim expression at the coldness. Sasori moved Deidara's hand into his own, giving a reassuring squeeze.
Tsunade ran the scanner across Deidara's belly, watching the screen as she did so.
"At 5 weeks the heart should have developed, so we should be able to hear it."
Sasori gave a nod and watched the screen, waiting to get a glimpse of his child.
"Ah, here the little thing is."
Tsunade stopped the scanner on a certain part of Deidara's belly. On the screen was the same image as before. The weird black thing reminded Sasori of a tadpole, not of a baby.
"And there is the heart beat."
Sasori became aware of a rapid noise which sounded like a finger tapping on hollow wood. His eye's opened wide.
This was his child's heart beat.
He was going to be a father.
Sasori felt pride and he gave Deidara's hand another squeeze.
"Can we get a picture printed?"
Tsunade gave a nod and tapped a button on the machine. A red rim appeared around the screen and the image on it froze. After a second the image went back to normal. It took Sasori a second to conclude that it had taken a screen shot. Sasori was more of a traditional artist, not a digital one. Sure they had a computer at home but he couldn't draw a picture on Photoshop to save his life.
Sasori continued to watch the screen proudly.
"Well, everything seems to be developing nicely, limb buds already starting to sprout nicely. Yep, seems perfectly healthy to me."
Sasori continued to smile.
He was going to be a father!!
Sasori looked at Deidara's face to see that the blond had fallen asleep.
"He will probably be exhausted a lot, one of the down sides to pregnancy."
Sasori gave a nod.
"Anything else I need to know?"
Tsunade thought for a second.
"You can still have sex, it won't harm the baby. Usually sex is good for women because there is a chemical is the male's sp-"
"Don't need to know!! Deidara is a boy so I don't need to know why it is okay for a girl to have sex." Sasori gave a slight shudder. Not that he hated girls; he just didn't really feel comfortable talking about them if it involved sex.
"Okay, okay gay boy. Make sure he eats well so the baby gets enough nutrition. Small regular meals and regular drinks can help prevent indigestion, help nausea and help fatigue. A good variety. He isn't a vegetarian, is he?"
Sasori chuckled.
"Far from it."
"That's good then. A little tip, nibbling cucumber that had been soaking in water is a good remedy for morning sickness."
Sasori nodded.
"Well, I think that's it. I think your health insurance should cover the doctor appointments."
"Good thing I went for the package instead of self selection, I don't think it would have ever crossed my mind that Deidara would get pregnant."
"Who can blame you? Now, ask the people across the counter for the ultrasound picture, the photo copier is behind the counter so they should have it by now. Any other questions?"
"Nope."
"Good then, I think we are done here. Schedule another appointment with me for 2 weeks time while you're at the counter, he will need regular check ups to make sure the baby is growing and healthy."
"Okay then." Sasori slowly shook Deidara awake. The blonde gave a groan but opened his eyes never the less. Sasori smiled down at him. "Time to go, Dei."
Deidara gave a nod and stood up sleepily.
"Hop on, Dei, I will carry you."
Deidara gave a tired smile and another nod. He hopped onto Sasori's back and wrapped his arms around his spouse's neck. Deidara snuggled against Sasori and soon fell back to sleep.
Sasori carried Deidara to the counter and booked in another appointment, remembering to grab the ultrasound picture while he was there.
He walked out of the building's automatic door and crossed the parking lot to his red Toyota Yaris, pressing the button attached to his keys to unlock it automatically. He opened up the passenger door, slipping Deidara off of his back and into the car without waking him up. He closed the door and moved around to his side. He opened the red door and climbed into the driver's seat, closing the door and starting the engine.
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Sasori lay Deidara down on their shared king sized bed. Their bedroom had black carpeting. The walls were white with different symbols on, explanation marks, red diamonds, black spades, hearts, question marks, etc, all of them either being black or red. The bed sheets were red with black and white birds flying into the distance. The bed had a wooden head board with their art gallery logo carved into it. The bird and the scorpion. Exactly like on their door at Delteks…at the School of Freaks.
Sasori closed the blinds and switched off the lights. He tucked Deidara under the covers, kissing him lightly on the forehead.
"I will be right back, Dei."
Deidara gave a sleepy nod, snuggling into the comfy covers.
Sasori exited the room and made for the kitchen. The kitchen had greyish tiles. The walls were painted a traditional colour which was a cross between purple, brown and grey. The counters were white with light blue counter tops and there was an island bench in the centre. There was a stove, a microwave, an oven, a toaster, a coffee maker, a kettle, a small grill, blender, dish washer, cupboards, and draws, along with a clear vase from their wedding which contained some purple, yellow and white orchids.
There was also a wooden kitchen table at the far end with 8 chairs the same colour as the walls, 2 place mats where the couple usually sat and with a candle holder in the middle which held 5 candles. Next to the table and the pantry, on a countertop which was attached to the wall in the corner of the room was a stand alone computer. One of the kitchen tables was placed in front of it. There were wooden blinds over the windows, which were a light beige. Overall the kitchen was cosy. There was a painting of a bird in the kitchen; it was of an ibis looking up at the sky, lifting one of its legs up out of water as it walked forward.
Sasori moved to the sleek fridge, which was really a fridge and refrigerator, half/half. He pulled a magnet off the side of it. It was of the cartoon cat Garfield holding a piece of paper. Underneath the bored cat the magnet read 'Don't Forget'. He put the ultrasound photo of his child on the front of the fridge, attaching it to the surface with the magnet.
Sasori gave another proud smile as he looked at the photo once more.
He was going to be a father!!
It finally had sunk in.
Sasori had never really wanted a child. Well, not for the reason of not wanting a child. He loved Deidara. If anyone was going to give him a child it had to be him. If he had had a child of course it wouldn't have come from Deidara!! It would have meant that he and Deidara had either broken up or he had cheated on his beloved spouse. But that had changed. Deidara was pregnant, and now Sasori was looking forward to having a little Akasuna running around the place. He gave one last smile at the picture and looked at the clock. 8pm. Still pretty early. But if Deidara was going to sleep now, then so would he.
Sasori flicked off the lights and felt his way down the hallway to their bed room. He snuck in quietly and closed the door. He pulled off his shirt, revealing his puppet body. Since he and Deidara had been married he had made some minor adjustments to his body. He adjusted his legs so he was once more taller than Deidara and he had put a compartment over where his stomach cable was, though it could still be opened quickly if he needed it to. Sasori chucked the shirt onto the floor and crawled into bed behind his spouse. He wrapped an arm around Deidara's waist and snuggled lovingly against him in the dark. Sasori kissed the back of Deidara's neck and smiled.
"Night night, Dei-Chan."
Deidara was half asleep.
"Nighty night Danna, un~"
Sasori rubbed Deidara's stomach softly.
"Night night, Kiddo."
"Nighty night, Kiddo, un~"
Deidara gave a tired yawn and finally managed to fall asleep. Sasori smiled softly and closed his eyes, soon falling into the same sleep.
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WOO!!! Chapter 1!! Deidara is prego!! X3
I've decided I'm going to do longer chapters for this. I might not be able to update quicker than usual with longer chapters, but it gives me more time to think about the plot ^-^
I got lazy on the kitchen, it's actually just my kitchen in real life, right down to the Garfield magnet XD And the stand alone computer is the one which I am writing on this very moment X3 I'm lazy X3 Though their bedroom is my own creation X3
Oh and Deidara's eye medication is an anagram for 'Karis Rules' X3 Indeed
I forgot that in the last chapter of School of Freaks I made Deidara taller than Sasori. I thought that it would be better if Sasori was taller, so he made some adjustments to his legs X3 that is based on a picture I did of Sasori replacing his legs with stilts so he taller than Dei, and Deidara is just like "Cheater!!" Lolz X3
Anyway, hope you likey ^-^
Thank you internet for information on Pregnancy!! I'm 15 and I only have a sister who is 2 years older than me, so I have no experience with pregnancy!! Woot woot!!
Once more, hope you likey X3
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