SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 2
A 40 Percent Chance
Sasori's POV
Sasori woke up with a yawn. He looked around the bedroom to see that Deidara wasn't there. The red head slipped out of bed, not bothering to slip his t-shirt back on, and walked to the kitchen. He heard the sound of the fan above the stove, along with someone singing a familiar song.
"When I was a young man and very well though of, I couldn't ask ought, un, what the ladies denied. I nibbled their hearts like a hand fall of raisins, un, I never spoke love but I knew that I lied."
Sasori watched the figure of Deidara stirring a pot of porridge over the stove.
"But I say to myself that the none of them know, the secret I shelter and savour and save, I wait for the one who will see through my seeming, and I know when I love by the way I behave. The years drifted over, un, like clouds in the heavens, the ladies went by me like snow on the wind. I charmed and I cheated, un, deceived and dissembled, and sinned and I sinned and I sinned and I sinned."
Sasori continued to listen to Deidara's soft singing. It was one of Deidara's favourite songs. The song was from the novel 'The Last Unicorn', Deidara having memorised the lyrics and putting them to his own tune. (A/N that's what I have done X3 )
"But I say to myself that the none of them see, their's part of me pure, un, as whisk as a wave, my lady is late but she will find I'll be faithful, and I know when I love by the way I behave."
Sasori smirked because the next part of the song was his favourite part.
"At last came a lady both knowing and tender, un, saying your not at all what they take you to be~ I betrayed her BEFORE she had quite finished SPEAKING, un. She SWALLOWED cold POISON and jumped in the SEA!!"
Sasori chuckled silently. Deidara was always so melodramatic about that part of the song.
"So I say to myself when there is time for a word, un, as I gracefully grow, debauched and depraved. Love may be strong, un, but a habit is stronger, and I knew when I loved by the way I behaved~"
Sasori finally spoke out.
"My my, Dei-Chan, it appears you are in love by the way you behave!!"
Deidara jumped, having not noticed Sasori in the door way. Deidara gave a pout.
"Don't SCARE me like that, Danna, un!! You nearly gave me a HEART ATTACK, UN!!"
Sasori chuckled. He walked to the stove and gave Deidara a chaste kiss on the lips.
"What cha cooking, Dei?"
"Porridge, un."
Sasori chuckled softly and kissed Deidara once more.
"How are you feeling?"
"Still a bit confused, un…Hey, Danna…You don't mind that I'm…Pregnant…Do you? Cause I can always get an abortion if you don-"
Sasori placed two fingers to Deidara's mouth, shutting him up. The red head smiled down at his spouse.
"Deidara. I am over joyed that you are pregnant. When I was a little kid I always wanted to be a father. I stopped wanting to be one when I fell in love with you, because I knew that since we're both guys we would never have a kid. I thought that if I wanted to be a father it would have lead to me cheating on you or us breaking up, two things I never want to happen. So I stopped wanting to be a father. But, somehow you are pregnant, and I will finally get to be a father."
Deidara blinked at him.
"I have no idea what the hell you just said, Danna, un."
Sasori rolled his eyes, though still smiling.
"In other words, I want to keep this child."
Deidara's face brightened up and he jumped at Sasori, wrapping his arms around the puppet. He rubbed his face into Sasori's bare puppet chest.
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, UN!!! YOU'RE THE BEST DANNA EVER!!!"
Sasori chuckled and wrapped his arms around his spouse.
"Deidara. We're going to be fathers."
"We're going to be fathers, un!!"
Deidara started to giggle and Sasori smiled even more.
"Did you see the picture on the fridge?"
"Yeah, un!! It looks like a tadpole!!"
"That's precisely what I thought!!"
Both of them continued to laugh. Deidara suddenly stopped.
"GAH!! BREAKFAST!!"
He quickly pulled away and stirred the porridge before it burnt. Sasori kissed him on the cheek.
"Sit down Dei, I will finish it."
"You sure, un?"
"Course, Dei, you need your strength."
Deidara gave a nod and handed the wooden spoon to Sasori. The blonde grabbed two spoons from the cutlery draw and sat down on the seat right of the seat at the head of the table, which was the right side of the table.
Sasori soon finished cooking the porridge and put it into two bowls, smothering Deidara's with sugar just the way he liked it. He poured two glasses of milk and bought them over to the table. He then went back and grabbed the porridge bowls, setting Deidara's in front of him. Sasori sat down at the head of the table, left from where Deidara was sitting. (A/N Lolz, Sasori sits in the same spot as I do X3 )
Both started to eat their break fast.
"So, un, we will have to think up a name."
Sasori smiled and nodded as he continued to eat.
"Do you reckon the house is big enough, un?"
"Deidara, the house has 3 bedrooms. I think there will be enough."
Deidara nodded and continued to eat.
Their house was pretty spacious. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms (one of them conjoining to the master bedroom), 2 toilets, a kitchen which was connected to the lounge room, a large room which they called 'The Game's Room' which really was just another lounge room though the TV in there had several game consoles connected to it. There was a Piano room which had 2 couches and of course a grand piano.
There was a room which they called the 'Marble Table Room' since most of the space was taken up with a large, round, marble table, surrounded by chairs. The table was usually cluttered with paper work, though today it wasn't. There was a small study which had its walls lined with book shelves that were stuffed with books, a CD rack and of course a study desk. They even had a laundry which had a washing machine and dryer.
But their favourite room of the house was the art room. When they had first moved in it had been a bed room. The first thing they had done when they had finally moved in was to go on a random painting spree in the room. The walls were painted with a pandemonium of colours and symbols. In there was where they kept all their art supplies. Sasori built puppets at the work bench, while Deidara made sculptures with the clay.
Outside the house they had a fairly large garden, sort of in an upside down L shape. They had a small glass table with an umbrella, chairs, a trampoline and a clothes hanger.
It was a nice cosy house, defiantly big enough for a child to join in with the couple.
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2 Weeks Later
7 Weeks into Pregnancy
Sasori's POV
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, UN!!!"
Sasori ducked to dodge the glass which his spouse had thrown at him. It hit the wall and shattered.
"Deidara, calm down, yo-"
"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, UN!!! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!!! YOU FUCKING GOT ME PREGNANT!! AND NOW I AM TOO FAT TO WEAR MY FAVOURITE SHIRT, UN!!!"
"Deidara, you aren't fat!!"
Deidara had actually only gotten a little bigger. But of course, Deidara was in one of his foul mood swings, so he did indeed think that he looked fat.
"YES I AM, UN!!"
"Deidara, you're pregnant, of course you're going to get a bit bigger!!"
Deidara burst out crying.
"I WILL BE ALL FAT, AND YOU WON'T LOVE ME ANY MORE, UN!! AND THEN WE WILL GET A DIVORCE, AND I WILL BE STUCK ON THE STREETS WITH A BABY AND NO PLACE TO LIVE, UN!!"
Sasori sighed and walked in front of his sobbing spouse, careful that Deidara didn't try to throw another glass at him. He cupped Deidara's cheeks in his palms and smiled softly down at him.
"Deidara. I will always love you, no matter what." Sasori pressed his lips to Deidara's in a chaste kiss. Deidara quickly pulled away from the kiss and jumped on Sasori, wrapping his arms around Sasori's neck and his legs around Sasori's waist. He buried his head into the puppet's chest and continued to cry. Sasori rolled his eyes and in turn wrapped his arms around Deidara's growing waist.
"I'M SORRY, DANNA!!! I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH, UN!!" Deidara started to cry harder.
Sasori kissed Deidara on the top of his head. He had been reading up about pregnancy on the internet, so he had known that Deidara would have bad mood swings like this. It baffled Sasori really just how Deidara could be trying to kill him one minute then crying in his arms the next!! But he loved Deidara no matter what.
"It's okay Dei. Guess what. I love you even more than that."
Deidara looked up at Sasori, tears staining his cheeks and with a soft pout.
"But DANNA!!! I love you SO MUCH!!"
"And I love you even more than that."
"No way, un!!! I love you more than anything!!"
Sasori smirked.
"I love you more than everything."
"I love you more than art, un!!"
"I love you more than all the art in the world."
Deidara continued to pout.
"Well I love you more than the whole world, un!!"
"I love you more than the universe."
Deidara blinked at him and finally gave a cheery smile. He rubbed is head against Sasori's chest, giggling.
"My Danna is silly!!"
Sasori chuckled.
"I'm not silly, Dei, I'm honest."
Deidara giggled once more and started to kiss Sasori repeatedly all over his face, making sure to avoid the puppet's lips. Sasori chuckled on more and crashed his lips to Deidara's luscious pair.
Deidara kissed back eagerly. After a good minute of kissing they pulled away for air. Deidara gave a sad expression.
"I'm sorry I'm such a moody bitch, un…"
"It's okay, Dei. You're pregnant!! You're allowed to be as moody as you want!! But right now we have to go to the doctors again."
Deidara gave a puppy dog expression.
"But, Why, un!?!"
"Because I made a booking while we were there last time. Tsunade said to come back in 2 weeks for a check up."
Deidara gave a grim nod.
"I read that 2/5 pregnancies don't last beyond 7 weeks, un…"
Sasori gave a sad and sympathetic smile.
"It's okay, Dei. I'm sure we're one of the lucky 3."
Tears started to slip from Deidara's eyes, unnoticed by the blonde.
"And if we're not, un?"
Sasori kissed the blonde's lips softly.
"Then I will still love you, Dei."
Deidara gave a soft smile and nuzzled his face into Sasori's neck.
"I love you, Danna."
Sasori smirked at his (now) sweet little spouse.
"Are you going to let go, or am I going to have to carry you to the car?"
Deidara giggled.
"You're gonna have to carry me, un!!"
Sasori chucked and kissed Deidara lightly on the head once more. He walked to the garage, making a mental note to clean up the smashed glass when they got back. He managed to open Deidara's door and to pry his spouse off of him.
"Oh, un!! I can't wear this shirt!! I look fat in it!!"
Sort of true. Deidara's favourite shirt was an extremely tight purple sleeveless shirt. Even though Deidara wasn't very big at all, the shirt revealed the baby bump easily.
Sasori leaned down and pecked his spouse lightly on the cheek. He quickly went inside and grabbed another shirt. He walked back to the car, locking the garage door as he went, and hopped into his side of the Toyota Yaris. He closed his car door and passed Deidara the shirt.
Deidara pulled off the purple top and slipped the new, baggier shirt on instead.
"Hey, Danna!! Look, un!!"
Sasori looked at the shirt and gave a soft smile. It was a black top with a familiar red scorpion sewn on the front.
"It's the shirt that your granny sent you when we were at Delteks, un!!"
"I'm surprised we still have that old thing."
"I'm surprised that it fits me, un!!"
Both chuckled and clicked on their seat belts. Sasori put the car in gear and drove out of their garage.
As Sasori drove the car he couldn't help but think about the fact that Deidara had a 2/5 chance of having a miscarriage at this point in the pregnancy. Deidara having been on that medication for his eye before they found out could have made the risks even higher!!
2/5 chance…40/100…40% chance that Deidara and he might not become fathers after all…
Sasori could only hope that the baby inside of Deidara was doing okay…
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It actually is true that 2/5 babies don't make it past week 7. Found it out when I was doing research on this chapter. It made me a bit upset that the number is so high =.=
I'm doing a thing where I don't post up the next chapter, until the chapter after is finished, I know it seems bad to you, but it is easier for me
I'm evil X3
Lolz, anyway, not much else to say, I got lazy on the house, it really is actually my house except the Art Room is actually my sisters bed room (and doesn't look anything like the Art Room in the story), and I made Sasori and Deidara's bed room ^-^
Well, hope you likey ^-^
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