Tuesday
[21:45] Weirdo
what class
[21:58] Me
What?
[21:59] Weirdo
what class do u take
palaeontology
[22:00] Me
Ffs. Just because I have dinosaur underwear doesn't mean I'm a palaeontologist.
Or even studying to be one.
[22:00] Weirdo
srry srry dont get ur dino panties in a twist
what do u study then
[22:01] Me
And why exactly should I tell a complete weirdo stranger what I'm studying?
You'll probably research all the courses in the greater metropolitan area looking for me.
Or ask Hinata. God knows that idiotic little shit is dumb enough to send you my way.
[22:01] Weirdo
wha? scroll up!
i promised i wasnt a weirdo didnt i
[22:03] Me
And that is supposed to assure me how…?
[22:03] Weirdo
i kinda wanna get to know u like this…
before meetin u
[22:05] Me
Okay you realise how weird that is right?
1. You've already seen me, partially at least, therefore have an unfair advantage.
2. Generally text messaging is designated for people who know each other. I have no idea who you are. I mean, you could be like some catfish or something.
3. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ME I'M AN ARSEHOLE.
[22:08] Weirdo
holy shit, txtin long thought out shit like that gives me hope (.◜ω◝.)
i can send u a selfie if u rly want just figured u didnt
im not a catfish i know shrimpy rememeber!
if ur rly concerned ask him
also i already said i like arseholes
and i dont JUST mean the one covered so deliciously tightly by that dino print
[22:10] Me
You. Are. Foul.
[22:11] Weirdo
haha srry hitting on u ova txt is hard
(not the only thing thats hard :P )
without my charming smile and rugged good looks it all just sounds creepy
i swear im not as bad as i seem
always a good start O.O
[22:20] Weirdo
dude im rly srry D:
i promise to stop flirtin so hard
[22:48] Weirdo
plz dont ignore meeeee
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )
[23:19] Weirdo
ill send a pic
to prove im not weird
[23:22] Weirdo
Incoming image file…
File received.
[23:23] Weirdo
ok so the hair isnt a good indication to be not being weird
probs neithers the smile
i have never had so much trouble takin a pic
u make me nervous dude
its that damn arse i truly cannot even come close to its beauty
[23:56] Weirdo
ur defs dead
i hope not
[00:02] Me
I was watching a movie you fucking psycho.
[00:03] Psycho
omg hes alive! ＼（＾▽＾）／
thank god the perfect arse is still alive n well
what movie
plz say jurassic park
haha i can practically hear u sigh
[00:05] Me
It was Dark Knight NOT Jurassic Park.
Stop with the dinosaur jokes. It's ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!
[00:05] Psycho
soooo….
the pic?
[00:13] Psycho
omg u hate me
[00:14] Me
I was getting into bed ffs.
Do you have a chill button or something that you can press?
If you're going to be this clingy all week then I'm really not going to be responding.
[00:14] Psycho
i have a button u can press ;)
lol srry u make me nervous
especially with the pic
please just end my misery and tell me what u think
[00:15] Me
Your hair is crazy.
[00:15] Psycho
OTL no shiz dude
and…?
[00:17] Me
Seriously, how do you even get it to stand up at that angle?
Is it product?
It doesn't really look like product. I can't see any product.
Is it natural bedhead?
Have you reported this to the International Council for Science? Because that thing breaks all laws of Physics.
[00:18] Psycho
…. holy shit r u fkin with me rn?
sweet arse descended from heaven i think i found my soul mate (ʃƪ˘⌣˘)
u think im hot so ur covering by bein an arse
im onto u sweet arse descended from heaven
what u r on my phone now btw ^_^
[00:18] Me
You're not attractive.
[00:18] Psycho
ohoho real convincing
so why r u still talkin to me after my psycho display
u think im gorgeous~
u want to kiss me~
u want to hold me~
u want to touch me~
[00:20] Me
I definitely don't now that you sung the song from Miss Congeniality.
[00:21] Psycho
which means at some stage u did!
winnahhhh （〜^∇^)〜〜(^∇^〜）
[00:22] Me
You're not bad I suppose.
[00:23] Psycho
omg ill take it! ^_^
though u totes underplayin it
[00:23] Me
I thought you said I make you nervous. This doesn't sound nervous. This sounds like arrogance to me. Which is completely unsurprising. From what little I know of your weirdness.
[00:24] Psycho
me nervous is like most peoples highly caffeinated
pre much just hyper
very hard not to b when u so hot
(very hard not to b hard when u so hot ;P )
[00:26] Me
Okay I'd like to point out that you don't actually know if I'm hot. I refuse to believe that:
1. You can tell I'm gay from my arse. I'm not.
2. That I'm 'hot' from my arse.
3. Do you think hitting on me in brackets is making it less bad? Because it's not.
[00:27] Psycho
wow u rly like this whole organised numbr thing
i like it
ur super cute and would make a good lawyer
confuse the jury with cuteness and orderly arguments that sound good but r actually nonsense
also no point denyin ur gay i know u r
have a good feel for these things
also have a feelin ur pretty
also the brackets ttlly soften the blow :P
(why does all this sexual innuendo naturally come up (HA), its not good for my rep wit chu)
[00:29] Me
What are you some kind of fucking naturalist?
Do you FEEL you know the numbers for next week's lotto?
Do you FEEL you know what the weather will be tomorrow?
Do you FEEL you know that the world is angry at us for destroying the natural order of things?
(I'm just going to continue ignoring the brackets. For the safety of your already shredded reputation with me).
[00:29] Psycho
cute rants r cute
no im not a naturalist i just…
i just…
ok?
(omg u care! u soooo nice cute butt i knew u were a keepa)
[00:30] Me
No. No, not okay. Fuck you're so fucking weird.
[00:30] Psycho
do u think ur hot
[00:30] Me
No.
[00:30] Psycho
see defs hot
[00:33] Me
YOU LITERALLY MAKE NO SENSE.
But I do see where you're trying to take this logic. And you're wrong. I'll tell you why.
[00:33] Psycho
:D course u will
[00:35] Me
Hush you confused naturalist weirdo psycho.
You think that because I don't believe that I'm 'hot' it means I AM.
However, attractive people tend to be arrogant because they've had an easy go in life and more than just their parents told them they're attractive. Gain confidence. Boast their beauty. As kids get petted on the head every time they so merrily say how awesome they are. Like a dog getting treats.
And then it continued into their adolescence and adulthood when they got laid anytime they batted an eyelash.
I am telling you now that I am not 'hot'. I would say so if I was. Simple logic.
[00:38] Psycho
…
that is the best thing i have evr read
and i read lots of awesome(ly ridiculous) law cases
r u an angel
ur brain is beautiful i want to cut your skull open and kiss it
also ur jaded af in the best way possible
but i must argue that this is not tru for all cases
[00:40] Me
I know on that fucked up psycho level of yours you think kissing my brain is a compliment but it's just disturbing. Maybe you're Lector.
And of course it's not true of all cases, it's a generalisation. It's impossible to be true for all cases.
I bet you're one of those people. The ones with the over stroked ego.
[00:41] Psycho
u just admitted u think im attractive
bcoz u said those people R ACTUALLY ATTRACIVE
"Attractive people tend to be arrogant"
even if im not one of those ppl u indirectly admitted im hot therefore i win ＼（＾▽＾）／
omfg i shall cherish this moment into all eternity!
cute arse thinks im hotttttttttttttt
[00:46] Me
I NEVER said such a thing. AND I NEVER WILL.
YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE YOU ARROGANT PRICK.
I'm going to sleep. Your arrogance is tiring.
[00:47] Psycho
awwww u dont mean that ur just angry bcoz i know the truth now ^_^
nite sweet cheeks xooxoxxx