Wednesday
[14:23] Psycho
u never answered
[14:44] Me
What?
[14:46] Psycho
what ur studyin
[14:47] Me
Why the fuck are you still talking to me?
I'm jaded and an arsehole remember?
[14:47] Psycho
i have all week to get to know u remember
not sure how many times i have to say arsehole is good
jaded pre much the same boat
[14:48] Me
Those are unhealthy qualities to be attracted to in a person.
[14:49] Psycho
i often wonder if ur pushin me away (or attemptin to) with this arsehole thing bcoz u don wanna talk
or bcoz ur afraid u like talkin to me
it may b unhealthy to seek (which i don't) but when it accompanies good qualities…?
(also i don't believe u r actually n arsehole)
[14:52] Me
Ugh. Don't get all fucking preachy and real with me Mister I-type-like-an-eight-year-old.
I'm in my third year of my teaching degree.
[14:53] Psycho
nice subj change btws ^_^
my jaw just dropped not even exaggeratin
ur like going to be a hot professor arent u
i bet u have glasses and that like steely gaze that makes students too scared to ask questions
but they be so attracted to u
bcoz dat arse
[14:54] Me
I actually do have glasses… How did you know that?
[14:54] Psycho
ohhhh im just that good (･ω)
ur also pale… tall… rly tall
[14:54] Me
Seriously how…?
[14:59] Psycho
i may or may not have kept the pic… D:
plz dont hate me!
[14:59] Me
OMFG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
And yet somehow I'm not surprised.
Deals off. No more texting. Goodbye Psycho.
[15:00] Psycho
im srry! u dont understand i cant delete it
do u have any idea how hot ur arse is
its like… srsly dude, instant boner
[15:29] Psycho
ok im srry i should stop being a creep
i rly cant help it tho
[15:55] Psycho
im srry i rly am
plz dont hate me… :(
Thursday
[10:23] Psycho
still ignorin me?
[10:45] Psycho
i rly am srry
i didnt want to hurt u or offend u
im just a very honest person and ur arse is one of the best things ive ever seen
and i know that sounds crass and horrible and i sound like a shallow douche
but ur super cute
from what ive learnt anyway
[10:49] Psycho
which is exactly my point
i like… like u
which is fkn stupid
im not stupid even if i act it sometimes i know how stupid it seems and is but i do like u
talkin has been fun
i like the way u think and talk and react
its been what 3 days and i just want to talk more and know u
which means something to me
[10:52] Psycho
srry i swear im not usually this weird
and sorry for blowin up ur phone
i understand if u dont txt me again
[13:14] Psycho
im srry :(
[13:16] Psycho
i will stop bothering u now
i am so very sorry
[21:37] Me
Who is Kenma's best friend?
[21:42] Short And Loud
um, Kuroo? why do you want to know?
how do you know him?
[21:43] Me
Kuroo what?
[21:45] Short And Loud
woah woah, I'm not telling you Stingyshima until you tell me why!
[21:46] Me
At some point in time you must have contacted him via my phone and saved his number to my contacts. When those idiots sent that picture of my arse when I was passed out drunk to most of my contact list they also sent it to him. He started talking to me.
[21:46] Short And Loud
and…?
[21:48] Me
And nothing. I wanted to know who I was talking to.
[21:55] Short And Loud
if your so close with him why don't you already know or ask him?
[21:57] Me
Fine.
[22:23] Me
I am going to tell you something and you have to promise not to laugh.
Or really react at all.
[22:25] Yamaguchi
Tsukki!
I'm not even allowed to respond at all…?
Then what exactly is the point of telling me?
[22:25] Me
You can respond, idiot. Just don't laugh.
There is this guy that, long story short, I don't know him but his number was in my phone because of your idiotic boyfriend (who I assume you're with right now because you certainly aren't home) and those idiots sent him a picture of my arse and then he started talking to me. The guy.
[22:26] Yamaguchi
The mass picture last weekend…?
[22:26] Me
Yes. And I kind of… Like talking to him.
[22:27] Yamaguchi
Sometimes I wonder how anyone ever understands you Tsukki!
You suck at explaining things and I can't read your face through message!
[22:27] Me
I LIKE HIM
And I'm pretty sure he likes me. A lot. Won't shut up about it really.
[22:28] Yamaguchi
WHAT?! O.O
But you haven't met him…?
[22:28] Me
We've messaged each other through the week, quite a bit, and I saw a picture of him.
[22:28] Yamaguchi
Omg Tsukki! You have a crush!
[22:30] Me
I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH
[22:32] Yamaguchi
I didn't, I'm happy ^_^
[22:32] Me
Well don't. It's disconcerting.
[22:32] Yamaguchi
It's disconcerting when I'm happy? You must be disconcerted a lot Tsukki.
[22:34] Me
Most of the time, yes.
[22:34] Yamaguchi
Okay so who is this friend of Shou's?
[22:39] Me
Your idiot boyfriend only gave me 'Kuroo'.
[22:39] Yamaguchi
KUROO TETSUROU?
KUROO TETSUROU IS THE GUY YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
He likes you?
Kuroo Tetsurou likes you?
Tsukki! OMFG.
[22:40] Me
Megaphone down Yamaguchi. It hurts my eyes.
[22:40] Yamaguchi
Sorry Tsukki!
But OHHHMYGHOD
Do you have any idea how hot KUROO TETSUROU is?
[22:40] Me
I do recall telling you something about receiving a picture from him.
So, yes.
Also stop saying his name like he's some deity that needs to be worshipped.
He's really a fucking dork. And so cheesy. Like ugh. Gross. Nuclear shower please and thank you.
[22:42] Yamaguchi
Wait, wait, wait.
Why exactly were you going to Shou for his name?
[22:42] Me
I got mad at him.
He kept the picture when I asked him to delete it.
And…
[22:50] Yamaguchi
And…..?
[22:53] Yamaguchi
Tsukki, please don't tell me that you're scared.
Please don't tell me that you've stopped talking to KUROO TETSUROU because he scares you and you like him and you want to get to know him and your attracted to him but you're too scared.
If that is the case expect to be smothered in your sleep tomorrow night when I get home.
This is why you make no new friends because you just run away from the people you actually like.
[22:58] Yamaguchi
I literally just said to Shou "If I murdered you to be with Kuroo Tetsurou what would you do?"
He said, and I quote "*shrug* I'd allow it."
[23:04] Me
Okay you're both idiots with flawed logic because Hinata would be dead and wouldn't be able to 'allow' anything.
Also, Kuroo's not worth it. I mean sure he's attractive but he's a big fucking dork who can't text for shit, does nothing but make sexual jokes and puns, refuses to believe I'm an arsehole and gets all nervous trying to take a picture for me. He's foul.
[23:06] Yamaguchi
Oh my God you REALLY like him!
Instead of all that rambling you may have well just said "He's cute."
[23:06] Me
Stop, I can practically see you bouncing.
[23:06] Yamaguchi
You liiiike him. You're going to kiss him and touch him and marry him and have babies with him.
[23:07] Me
You spend too much time with your dumb boyfriend.
Also you're going to make a terrible nurse if you don't understand male physiology.
And shut up Yamaguchi.
[23:07] Yamaguchi
No.
[23:08] Me
What…?
[23:08] Yamaguchi
I'm not shutting up. I'm rebelling.
[23:08] Me
….. Good?
I literally have no idea what you're on about.
Are you high?
[23:10] Yamaguchi
What do you mean? You always say "shut up Yamaguchi" and I say "sorry Tsukki!"
It's our thing… How can you not…?
OH I SEE.
You're sneaky. But you can't fool me! Stop changing the subject and stalling!
[23:11] Me
Now I really don't know what you're talking about :)
[23:11] Yamaguchi
GO AND APOLOGISE AND TALK TO HIM!
I demand it.
[23:14] Me
I really don't think I can. It won't end well.
[23:14] Yamaguchi
It's really rude that you've hidden this gift of foresight from me all these years. I'm your best friend Tsukki!
Also KUROO TETSUROU is a freaking Adonis.
Talk. To. Him.
Tsukki and Kuroo sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
[23:15] Me
Do not even.
[23:15] Yamaguchi
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Tsukki with a baby carriage.
[23:15] Me
YOU ARE A CHILD.
STOP.
[23:16] Yamaguchi
Talk to him and I'll stop ^_^
[23:16] Me
FINE.
[23:19] Me
Sending image file…
File sent.
See. Talking to him. So stop.
[23:19] Yamaguchi
Omg does he really text like that…? Worse than Shou.