Thursday
[23:11] me
KENNNNN IM DYING
IM THE WORST
WAT IS WRONG WITH ME
WHY DO I HAVE NO FILTER
WHY IS MY BRAIN SO STUPID
WHY DO I SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS
.·´¯`(▂)´¯`·.
[23:11] lil kitty
you're being dramatic
though working on that filter would do you some good
[23:11] Me
omg ur the worst
why do i even come to u seeking comfort
[23:12] lil kitty
if you were seeking comfort you'd go to Bokuto-san
also why are you texting me I'm literally on the other side of the wall
[23:12] me
says possibly the laziest person in history
last nite u txt me to get u an extra blanket from the closet IN UR ROOM
[23:12] lil kitty
I was cold
[23:13] me
ur face is cold
[23:14] lil kitty
okay you're descending into "your face" come backs and I think I just heard you wail
is this guy seriously affecting you this much?
your acting weird Kuro
[23:14] me
I KNOW KEN SAVE ME
i rly dont know what im doing or even whats happenin
i just
fuck
my
life
what if he never talks to me again
what if he rly was my soulmate
what if hes perf and i never meet him becoz im an effing douche who cant stfu
wait u know his friend, hinata, give me his numbr
[23:15] lil kitty
which friend of Shouyou's is he?
[23:15] me
how am i supposed to know
tall, pale, leggy af
beautiful though ive never seen his face i can just tell
[23:15] lil kitty
glasses?
[23:16] me
YES OMFG YES KEN U KNOW HIM
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
[23:16] lil kitty
I am not giving you the power to stalk him and ruin it further for yourself
just be patient
if you're still feeling this way next week I'll ask Shouyou for you
[23:17] me
KENNNNNNNNNNNNN-
omfg he txt me
he txt me he txt me he txt me
kill me
how do i respond
how do i act like a person
[23:17] lil kitty
stop texting me and chill
also can you make me tea?
[23:17] Me
Kuroo?
[23:18] Psycho
yes…?
[23:18] Me
I want to apologise.
[23:19] Psycho
u… i… what?
what r u apologising for?
im the one that should apologise
[23:20] Me
I overreacted though you really should have deleted the picture I suppose it doesn't really matter. It's not like you can see my face or identify me and therefore logically it's harmless.
I'm sorry I ignored you. It was rude. But I have trust issues and I'm insecure.
[23:22] Psycho
woah real talk ok i can do this and prove im not always a douche
i know this wont be convincing but u can trust me
but i know that shit doesnt just happen so ill just have to show u that u can
[23:26] Me
That's really nice but you don't have to. I was just letting you know what happened. I have a tendency to push people away and ignore them because it's easier.
[23:26] Psycho
i dont have to but i want to
talkin to me is hard?
[23:27] Me
Partly. Not because of you though.
[23:27] Psycho
then why
[23:29] Me
Reasons.
[23:29] Psycho
what reasons
[23:35] Psycho
reasons like… u like me reasons?
[23:37] Me
Maybe.
[23:38] Psycho
plz stop with the short answers im like dyin inside
wait u know my name
ttlly just forgot about that was too excited that u txt me
[23:38] Me
I got Kuroo from Hinata and then Kuroo Tetsurou from my best friend aka Hinata's boyfriend, Yamaguchi, because apparently my best friend has met you.
[23:39] Kuroo
freckles is ur bff?!
omfg hes so adorbs i wanted to cuddle the stuffing outta him
[23:41] Me
Yeah well he called you an Adonis. Please feel free to tease him about that the next time you see him, it's part of my revenge.
[23:41] Kuroo
an adonis?! thats probs an exaggeration
whats the other part of the revenge
[23:43] Me
Don't get all modest, Yamaguchi isn't generally one for exaggeration. Also he said he'd leave Hinata for you. Hinata who you'd swear the sun shone out his arse the way Yamaguchi talks about him. That's how in love they are and how serious he is about leaving Hinata for you. Better yet, Hinata shrugged and said he'd "allow it".
I'm thinking itching powder in his bed. Maybe if I'm lucky it'll get them both.
[23:43] Kuroo
naww yamyams so sweet ^_^
theyre so beautifully gross together
wait so is this why ur talkin to me again bcoz now u want my arse now that u know im an adonis
[23:44] Me
We literally started talking because you wanted the exact same from me.
So climb right back down from that high horse.
I wanted to talk to you again before I spoke to Yamaguchi and he informed me you're a supposed Adonis.
[23:44] Kuroo
OMG did u go to freckles for advice about me!?
U R SO CUTE
pinch me this is a dream rite
[23:46] Me
The best I can offer is a punch in the face.
[23:46] Kuroo
a punch on my mouth with ur mouth? (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
[23:49] Me
No.
[23:50] Kuroo
ok ok so ive met ur best friend have u met mine
the 1 we have in common at least
[23:50] Me
Kenma? Yes, I have met Kenma.
I like him, he's not overbearing like most people, namely one midget who literally does not stop bouncing around and yelling.
[23:52] Kuroo
lol yeh my lil kitty ken is the best
so… whats ur name? :)
[23:52] Me
Kenma didn't tell you?
[23:53] Kuroo
no he said he wasnt going to give me the power to stalk u and ruin it more
hes a good friend bcoz i ttlly woulda lowkey stalked u
like fb or insta or something not like outside ur window at nite
there are limits to my creepy ^_^
[23:57] Me
Tsukishima Kei
[23:57] Kuroo
TSUKKI?!
OMG UR TSUKKI!
[23:57] Me
Do not call me that.
[23:58] Kuroo
what why its sooooo cute and suits u
freckles was tellin me bout u
bcoz ur brother is a detective cant remember how we got to it, something about law
ok ima stalk ur insta and fb that ok?
legit not doin it until u give permission
trust is important tsukki
[23:59] Me
You won't find much on either but go ahead. Yamaguchi's will probably have more of me.
[23:59] Kuroo
omg yams fb I didnt even think of that
glad i didn't, i feel better with permission
u can check mine toooo 3
[00:03] Me
I may or may not have already done that.
[00:05] Kuroo
:O GASP I AM SHOCKED TSUKISHIMA KEI ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED
i rly like that u alrdy did tho so adorable
ur so interested in me :D
[00:13] Kuroo
tsukki? ur quiet
uve been quiet since i asked ur name
[00:27] Kuroo
r u showering r u asleep
…tsukki r u perhaps embarrassed? or nervous
[00:32] Me
Of course I'm fucking nervous you idiot. I don't know if you've looked in a mirror lately but you're really fucking attractive, Adonis is not even strong enough to describe you. Because you have this dishevelled charm and you're smart…? How does someone text message the way you do then fucking kill a law degree like it's a walk in the park? That completely goes against all laws of nature. Also swimming explains everything, you so obviously swim so much more than casually because holy shit. Adonis.
And I'm just… Ugh.
[00:36] Kuroo
tsukki tsukki tsukki
so beautiful but so incredibly stupid
and u werent kidding about bein insecure but ol kuroo will fix that
law is anything but a walk in the park i just study hard so half offended u think i do it so easy half flattered u think im smart bcoz ur smart tsukki n i know that for a fact because freckles said so and he doesnt exaggerate remember?
u strike me as one of those ppl who just never cared about bein attractive (goin back to our attractive people are arrogant theory) but u r so effing attractive tsukki
like holy shit dude
u r beautiful
also on the unis swim team, but whos countin :D
[00:38] Me
I'm not beautiful. But that's your opinion and you're allowed it.
Also you called me stupid and then smart so I'm really not sure where your opinion on that stands.
And I shouldn't care. I shouldn't care what you think about me. I never care what other people think but for some reason I care what you think… It feels strange and uncomfortable and I don't like it.
[00:39] Kuroo
ur smart defs smart
just silly bcoz i make u nervous dw tho u do the same to me
real talk?
[00:39] Me
Go ahead.
[00:41] Kuroo
ok so i think i like u but obvs we dont know each other all that well so thats what i want
for now
just to get to know u
i was so upset when u werent responding it was rly pathetic and im only tellin u becoz it proves i rly enjoy talkin to u also im an honest person sometimes too honest =/
so lets just like talk and not worry bout all the insecurity (from both of us) and attraction (that seems fairly mutual) and ill try tone down the flirting
emphasis on TRY bcoz im pre out of control sometimes it just happens
natural response when ur so cute
sound good?
[00:42] Me
I can do that. It was pretty pathetic but I am sorry I ignored you.
I'd like to get to know you too Kuroo.
[00:42] Kuroo
see u say cute things like that and i just… omg
breathe
ok yay excited to know tsukki!
[00:43] Me
Are you at home?
[00:43] Kuroo
yes… wanna know what im wearin (・ω)
and I failed the flirting thing already woot
[00:45] Me
I'll just ignore it.
Why are you home on a Friday night? Or did you do something earlier?
[00:46] Kuroo
probs a good idea
no just been studyin its how i make a law degree look like a walk in the park
[00:46] Me
Surprising. You kind of looked like the type of person who went out every Friday and Saturday night.
[00:48] Kuroo
'surprising' rude
i look like a party boi?
mm mayb when i started uni but not nemore
tend to do more day hangs with my bros now bcoz im all responsible and shiz
also i really just like law
[00:49] Me
You look a bit like a 'party boi'. But I respect the studying. It's what I've been doing all night. I have a group project I need to prepare for. And now I need to sleep.
[00:51] Kuroo
ugh me toooo i dont wanna
talkin to u is too good tho
ur too much fun
[00:52] Me
I don't think anyone has ever said that to me in the history of my life.
[00:52] Kuroo
then the ppl around u r dumb
also i know thats not tru freckles adores u
[00:57] Me
Doesn't count, he's like family.
NEED SLEEP STOP TEXTING.
Goodnight Kuroo.
[00:58] Kuroo
^_^ srry not srry i like talkin 2 u
gnight tsukki!
thank u for talkin to me again 3