SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 5
Champagne
1 Week Later
8 Weeks into Pregnancy
Deidara's POV
Deidara was throwing clothes all over the bedroom.
"I CANT WEAR THESE, UN!!!"
Deidara gave up and sat on the bed, cross legged.
"SASORI DANNA!!!"
Deidara's husband entered the room, immediately seeing the large mess that Deidara had made.
"What is it, Dei Dei?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR, UN!!!"
Sasori looked at all the shirts and pants.
"You're right, Dei. You can't wear this stuff."
Deidara looked puzzled at Sasori. Sasori pulled the Wedding Invitation from his pocket.
"P.S. All ukes must wear a dress."
Deidara blinked and practically ran over to Sasori. He looked at the invitation to see that it actually was scrawled on the bottom.
"But I don't have any dresses, un!!"
"Sure you do, Dei."
Deidara watched as Sasori pulled a box from under the bed. The box read 'Role Play'. Deidara blushed madly at their little fun box.
Sasori pulled out a dress and smirked.
"Here we go, I like this one best."
"D-Danna!! I can't wear that, un!!"
Sasori looked at Deidara, still smirking though more seductively. Deidara gulped. He knew that glint in Sasori's eyes.
Oh shit.
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Deidara now wore the dress. It came to about half way down his thighs. The dress was a mix of blue, white and black. The torso was white with a large black bow, while the rest of the dress was a darkish light blue. He wore a black belt which had a white bow tied on the front. Around the rim of the dress was black lace and of the back of the dress was another large white bow. Deidara wore a hat with it which was the same darkish light blue of the hat, with a black rim.
He wore thin white socks that were so long they nearly met the rim of the dress. There was a blue ribbon around the top of each sock, with a little blue bow. The socks were met with a pair of blue and white shoes which had pink laces, which of course looked like bows.
Deidara's hair was down and he was giving an annoyed pout.
"How the hell do you always manage to get me in a girl's outfit, un?"
Sasori smirked as he was putting his clothes back on.
"You're complaining about it? You seemed more than eager to get in it 2 minutes ago."
"…Yeah well…Shut up you seductive bastard, un!!" Deidara looked down at his barely visible baby bump. "You hear that, Kiddo? Don't listen to your Daddy, he is evil, un." Deidara waggled his finger at the bump for emphasis.
Sasori chuckled and walked in front of Deidara, kissing him lightly on the lips.
"So you going to tell them, Dei?"
Deidara buried his head in Sasori's neck.
"Na, un. Its only 8 weeks, there is still like a 50% chance it might be miscarriage, un."
Sasori gave a soft nod and wrapped his arms around Deidara.
"It's up to you, Dei."
Deidara gave a pout.
"I will wear this, but I want shorts to wear underneath, un."
Sasori gave a smirk and a nod. He rummaged around in the piles of close for a few seconds, pulling out a pair of white bike shorts. He handed them to Deidara, whom slipped them on and looked in the mirror.
"I look weird, un."
Deidara felt protective arms wrap around his waist and Sasori kiss him lightly on the neck.
"You're beautiful, Dei-Chan~"
Deidara gave a soft smile.
"Thanks Danna, un!!"
"No problem, Brat."
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Sasori's POV
Sasori wore a white blouse, along with a black jacket and baggy black pants. Coming out of his jacket pocket was a light blue rose.
He and Deidara were at the wedding of Tobi and Zetsu.
"Hey Tobi, un!!"
"Hey Deidara Sempai, hey Sasori Sempai!!!"
Tobi wore a dress which was a blinding white. It had golden fringes at the hem and on the straps. A golden corsage was worn on Tobi's right wrist. For once Tobi did not wear his trade mark orange swirled mask. His face had an air of childishness and innocence. He was smiling cheerfully at them.
"Hello Madara." Sasori gave a slight wave. Ever since Tobi had glomped Deidara at Deltek's he hadn't really been so fond of him, always calling him by his actual name.
"Hello."
"Hey Zetsu."
Zetsu wore a green tuxedo (obviously) with an apple red blouse beneath it. He also wore black pants and shiny black shoes.
They both thanked Sasori and Deidara for coming to the wedding, and for the wedding present that they had bought them. A set of black and white luxurious towels, extra fluffy. Tobi squealed with delight over the soft fabric.
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Deidara's POV
Sasori was chatting to Kisame so Deidara decided to go give Itachi some company. Itachi wore a short black dress which was mostly lace. The dress had a gothic sort of look to it, along with spaghetti thin straps and a red rose at the breast bone. He also wore a pair of black bike shorts beneath them.
They both blinked at the others ridiculous (and well suiting) outfit.
"Kisame, un?"
"Sasori?"
Both nodded. Deidara gave a toothy grin and Itachi gave a slight smile.
"So, Sasori told me the news."
Deidara's eyes widened. Wait. WHAT!?! SASORI HAD TOLD!?!
"…Sasori told you?"
"Yeah, but don't worry, you're not alone. I have the same problem."
Okay, getting weird…
"You do, un!?!"
ITACHI WAS PREGNANT AS WELL!?!
"Yeah, except for me it isn't just one."
"TWINS!?!"
"Ah, I guess you could call it that. But that is the pain that comes with being an Uchiha I guess."
Deidara was absolutely shocked.
"You mean Uchihas…?"
"Yep. It happens eventually."
Deidara was shocked.
"I never knew that, un!!"
"Really? I thought it was common knowledge that Sharigan causes blindness."
"Yeah but- Wait, blindness?"
Itachi quirked an eyebrow.
"Wasn't that what we were talking about? You going blind in your left eye?"
A blush suddenly broke out on Deidara's face as he replayed the conversation in his mind. ITACHI HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT GOING BLIND, YOU IDIOT!!
"Oh, ah, yeah, un!!"
Deidara had been so caught up in pregnancy that he had forgotten about going blind in his left eye. Woops.
Deidara just changed the subject.
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"WE FUCKING HAVE ARRIVED!!"
Everyone looked to the door to see Hidan and Kakuzu entering the room. Neither wore a dress. Kakuzu wore a black tux jacket, grey t-shirt underneath along with black pants. Hidan on the other hand did wear a jacket but open and without a shirt underneath, revealing his toned abs. Thank Jashin he was at least wearing black pants. Speaking of Jashin, he wore his Jashin pendant around his neck on a new sparkly silver chain.
"UKES ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR A DRESS, UN!!"
Hidan smirked.
"I don't know if you fucking remember, but I'm not always fucking uke."
Deidara pouted.
"Damn technicalities, un…"
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"VROOOOOOOM!!!!"
The little 5 year old ran into the room, her arms out stretched like an aeroplane.
"TSURU!! MANNERS!!"
Konan ran into the room after her daughter, Tsuru. Pein walked calmly into the room behind them and Konan finally caught up to her fast daughter. Tsuru giggled and Konan smiled.
"Hello everyone!!"
"Hey Konan!! Hey Pein!! Hey Tsuru, un!!!"
Tsuru stared at Deidara's outfit and after a second she burst out laughing.
"YOU ARE A GIRL!!"
Deidara blushed crimson.
Sasori smirked at that. Deidara gave a pout and folded his arms.
"Well you can talk, cant ya, un?"
Tsuru blinked a him.
"I AM a girl!!"
Tsuru was a very smart 5 year old girl. She had blue hair with orange tips, her ears had small gold studs in them, and her eyes were a bright amber. She wore a dress that nearly touched the floor. It was pink with blue flowers patterned on it. She stuck her tongue out at Deidara.
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"I now pronounce you Man and …" The priest paused as he looked at Zetsu. "Plant…I don't get paid enough for this job…You may now kiss the human."
Zetsu pulled Tobi into a kiss.
The Akatsuki all cheered and the idiotic priest left, making them cheer even louder.
"Champagne!!!"
Konan held up the champagne bottle. She went around pouring champagne into peoples glasses, but when she came to Deidara he rested his hand over his empty glass of water.
"No thanks, un."
Konan frowned.
"It's a WEDDING Dei-Chan, you gotta have SOME champagne!!!"
"Really I don't want any, un."
Konan blinked at him. Suddenly her eyes widened and she dropped the champagne bottle. It smashed on the floor, causing everyone to look over at them.
"YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!"
Deidara's eyes widened and his face flushed.
"WHAT!?! IM A GUY, UN!!!"
"A PREGNANT GUY!!!"
"I AM NOT PREGNANT, UN!!"
Sasori's POV
Sasori saw his spouse's distress and went to help. He put an arm around Deidara's shoulders to reassure him.
"How can he be pregnant?"
Konan squealed with joy, ignoring them both.
"EVERYONE!! DEI-CHAN IS PREGNANT!!" She was suddenly on her knees, poking Deidara's slim belly. "HELLO IN THERE!! I'M KONAN!! I'M GONNA BE YOUR AUNTY!!!"
Deidara started to cry.
Konan looked up at him.
"How long?"
"8- 8 weeks (sob), unnnn." Deidara cried harder.
Sasori kissed him lightly on the cheek. Deidara's mood swings.
"AND IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TO TELL US!?!"
"YEAH DEIDARA!!! CONGRADZ!!"
Everyone started to congratulate them.
Deidara continued to sob.
Sasori ran his hand through Deidara's hair and moved his lips to Deidara's ear. He started to softly whisper something which he had found out just 3 days ago could always cheer Deidara up.
Deidara suddenly stopped crying all together as he listened to what Sasori said. Sasori continued to whisper and when he got to a certain point Deidara started to giggle. Deidara threw his arms around Sasori's neck and nuzzled his face softly into his neck.
"I LOVE YOU, DANNA!!"
Sasori chuckled.
"I love you too Dei."
Deidara pulled away and looked at Konan, a grin on his face.
"FIRST UP!! How did you know I was pregnant?"
Konan smiled cheerfully.
"I was pregnant; I know that if someone denies champagne at a wedding, regardless of gender, they are pregnant!!"
"That isn't a very good method, un."
Konan smirked.
"Says the one whom just denied champagne at a wedding, Mr Prego."
Deidara's face flushed. Konan smirked at his discomfort. Everyone laughed and congratulated Sasori and Deidara on their child on the way. And let's not forget about Tobi and Zetsu, whom were still kissing, not really noticing much.
Kisame whispered in Sasori's ear.
"What did you do to make Deidara happy again?"
Sasori smirked and whispered back.
"I started singing 'The way I behave' from 'The Last Unicorn', it's his favourite song and it always seems to calm him down."
"Ah, good idea."
Both smirked at the other.
Hidan smirked as well.
"So, have you thought about a fucking name yet?"
Deidara and Sasori both blinked at him. Deidara gave a sad expression.
"It's only 8 weeks old, un...Half don't make it past 12 weeks…"
Hidan thought for a bit.
"Well, here is some fucking advice. Every person you have ever met made it past the 12 fucking weeks. Everyone."
Deidara quirked an eyebrow.
"Are you okay, Hidan, un?"
Hidan shrugged.
"I'm drunk."
Deidara gave him an unamused look.
"Of course, un."
Everyone laughed at that.
"I MADE IT PAST 12 WEEKS!!"
Tsuru jumped up and down. Pein picked her up and sat her on his shoulder.
"Everyone alive did. So that means your little kiddo will make it too."
Deidara blinked at them all. A light smile made its way across his lips.
"We haven't started thinking of a name yet, but we will try to come up with something."
"Make sure you think of both a boy and girl name." Zetsu had finally stopped making out with his new spouse. Guess they had been a bit aware of what was going on after all.
"Yeah, un!!"
Konan looked down, finally noticing the smashed champagne bottle. She blinked at it lazily.
"Anyone want a glass of coke?"
"I do, un!!"
Sasori kissed Deidara lightly on the lips.
"Cokes all around."
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I had a little bit of writers block with this chapter
…
What? I am 'Mostly' immune to writers block!!
I know where I want to go, I never start a story without knowing the conclusion ^-^ I know where I want to go, I just got to figure out how to get there X3
The hardest thing for this chapter was imagining Tobi in a dress. Even now I can't imagine him wearing one =.= Really, the only ones I can imagine in a dress are Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan and Konan =.=
I liked Itachi's dress though X3 Sort of a gothic style
Lolz with Itachi and Deidara XD
Konan knows these things X3 Lolz
I have a craving for a glass of coke =.=
Lolz, hope you likey ^-^