A gray furred she-cat leapt apon a rock, "Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather here for a clan meeting!" She yowled, "There are three apprentices who are ready to become warriors. Lavapaw, Lightningpaw and Silverpaw please step forward."

Three cats came forth, a ginger tabby tom, a blue-gray she-cat and a smaller silver tabby she-cat.

"I, Thunderstar, leader of Fireclan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on these apprentices, they have trained hard to understand the ways of your noble code and I commend them to you as warriors in their turn.

Lavapaw, Lightingpaw, Silverpaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code, and to protect and defend this clan, even at the cost of your life?"

"I do!" Three apprentices nearly shout.

"Then, by the powers of Starclan, I give you your warrior names. Lavapaw, from this moment on you shall be known as Lavastrike, Starclan honors your bravery and strength, and we welcome you as a full warrior of Fireclan."

Thunderstar rests her muzzle on the young cats head and he licks her shoulder in return.

"Lightningpaw, from this moment on you shall be known as Lightningheart, Starclan honors your leadership and impulsiveness, and we welcome you as a full warrior of Fireclan."

The two she-cats step up to each other, identical pelts touching. And the one with a white forepaw licks the other ones shoulder, as a muzzle is rested on her head.

"Silverpaw, from this moment on you shall be known as Birdbrain, Starcl-"

"What! You can't name me THAT!"

"-an honors your stupidity and idiocy, and we welco-"

The gray leader is cut off as the silver tabby pounces on her. Thunderstar is laughing so hard that she lets herself be bowled over. The other two newly named warriors start giggling and the rest of of the clan is frozen in shock. Silverpaw's sister, Stormpaw is complaining about the unfairness of it. Then a queen comes back from hunting. She sets down the food and her children rush to her.

"Mom! Thunderpaw called me Birdbrain!" Silverkit complains.

"It was a joke!" Thunderpaw turns to face the other two apprentices, "Lavapaw, Lightingpaw, when I told Silverkit to come over here she said that she didn't want to, right?"

They nod in assent.

"And then I told her that I would do the same thing to you,"

"And we agreed that if Lightingpaw and I didn't like it, we could hurt you." Lavapaw finished.

"Yes, and you liked your names. I never made that deal with Silverkit, but I did the same thing to her as I did to you. I gave you warrior names. Therefore, she shouldn't have attacked me."

"Yup." Lightingpaw agrees.

"I actually didn't like my name." Lavapaw growls, leaping on Thunderpaw playfully.

"Hey! That's not true! Before you said you liked the name Lavastrike."

"I changed my mind."

"You can't do that! Admit it, you like that name."

"Thunderpaw! Come here!"

"Gotta go, mom's calling." Thunderpaw wriggles away from the orange tom.

"What is it mom?"

"Did you call your sister a Birdbrain?"

"Uhh... yah. Well, I told her to come over to me so that I could do something to her. She didn't want to but agreed when I said that I would do the same thing to Lavapaw and Lightingpaw. They said that they wouldn't do it unless I would let them hurt me if they didn't like it. So they all lined up in front of me and I gave them warrior names. Since the others liked their names I didn't get hurt. But I called Silverkit Birdbrain." Turning to the kit I add, "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I didn't do it to be mean. Will you please forgive me?"

"Humph!"

"Silverkit, do you forgive your sister?"

"Yes.*grumble*"

Mom sighs, "It's late, everyone to bed."

AN

This basically happened in real life. I'm Thunderpaw, the oldest. In age order we have, Lightingpaw, Lavapaw, the twins, Silverkit and Stormkit, then (not shown) are Birdkit (girl) and Volekit (boy). And then mom, everybody has one. Hunting = grocery shopping.