A/N: "me" in this chapter is always Kuroo.
Friday
[17:02] brokuto
bro
[17:03] me
yeh bro?
[17:05] brokuto
ok so u know how u had that like hour long rant to me this morning about that guy you've been texting
the cute one, tall, blond, glasses, "ridiculously beautiful and sharp as a whip"
he makes u act all stupid and uve never met him
tsukki
[17:05] me
i rly didnt need the rundown, we literally talked bout it 6 hours ago
and i have a picture of him tapped to the inside of my eyes bro
whats ur point
[17:05] brokuto
Receiving image file…
File received.
that him?
[17:05] me
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHERE R U
WHATS HAPPENING
WHY R U WITH HIM
WHY IS HE NEXT TO AKAASHI
WHATS HAPPENING
WHAT…
BRO…
WTF
(why is he so pretty D: kill me)
[17:07] brokuto
so turns out that he and keiji r working on the same project :D
dw i didnt tell him i know him or u
though keiji keeps lookin at me like im crazy
which aint all that diff from usual
[17:08] me
WHAT IS MY LIFE
HOW HAS EVERYONE I KNOW MET HIM BUT NOT ME
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
where r u
[17:10] brokuto
uni library appaz u go to the same uni and have nevr seen each other
pre cray and ken knows him and keiji knows him and now i know him
also dude ur so fuckd hes so pretty
even keiji agrees
keiji who struggles to give me his own bf a compliment was just straight up "this guy im workin with is incredibly attractive" which is why ofc i came rushin over all jealous like and then realise hes so fuckin right and i just stood there starin at tsukki a while b4 keiji smacked me upside the head
[17:13] me
DONT TELL ME THAT
UR THE FUCKIN DEVIL
WTF BRO
GO TAKE UR SPIKEY OWL HEAD AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
sorry
im sorry bro i didnt mean it
im getting like jealousy rage blackouts
I WANNA MEET HIM o(╥﹏╥)o
but no, not meetin him, gettin to know him
stay the path tetsurou
[17:14] brokuto
shit dude ur so broken
dont blame u hes pre hot
he reminds me of keiji all icy cold n shit
bro watchin them melt (if u kno what i mean :P ) is like the meanin of life
[17:16] me
bro u makin it rly fckn hard (pun INCREDIBLY intended) to not come (again SO FCKN intended) down to the library and kiss his fckn face off
stop
plz
i need to stay strong
ur not helping bro
[17:16] brokuto
im sorry bro! STAY THE COURSE
[17:13] me
i need u to do something for me and ask no questions
[17:15] lil kitty
who did you kill?
I'm not burying a body, I really don't think I'm strong enough to carry it
ask Bokuto-san
[17:15] me
if i had a body to bury brokuto-built-like-a-brick-shithouse-koutarou is obvs my first stop
nice to kno u wouldnt tattle on me tho 3
BARRICADE MY DOOR PLZ KTHX
[17:15] lil kitty
….why?
[17:16] me
i said no questions ken
[17:16] lil kitty
is this because Akaashi-san is with Tsukishima?
[17:17] me
…
HOW?!
WHAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING SORCERER R U KEN
AND WHY HAVE U NOT TOLD ME?!
[17:18] lil kitty
Akaashi-san text me, I think Bokuto was showing him your messages
he said that you need to learn some self-restraint but also that your screwed because Tsukishima is really attractive
which I kind of have to agree with
[17:18] me
OMG KEN LOAN ME SOME OF UR CHILL
I NEED IT SO BAD
HES GOING TO THINK IM SOME CRAZY FANBOY
[17:19] lil kitty
you sound like a drug addict
and you are a crazy fanboy
[17:19] me
i am and my drug of choice is tsukishima kei ＾▽＾
[17:21] lil kitty
stop thinking about him and study you have a lot of work to do this weekend remember
[17:21] me
that's your advice…? T_T
to stop thinking about him and study…?
why r all my friends absolutely no help
[17:22] lil kitty
…calm down?
[17:26] brokuto
shit bro i dun fucked up…
[17:27] tsukki~~
I'm assuming that's you Bokuto-san is texting.
[17:27] me
ur dead 2 me
[17:28] brokuto
IM SORRY BRO PLZ FORGIVE ME
IT WAS A MISTAKE I SWEAR
HE PINNED ME WITH THOSE SHARP GOLD EYES AND FUCK DUDE UR SO RIGHT HES SO SMART
IS HE A FKN MIND READER?!
[17:30] me
no dude hes smart and ur just that transparent
damn ur stupid adorable owl face
i cant stay mad at u bro i forgive u
[17:31] me
heyyyyyy tsukki~! ^_^
whatcha talkin bout?
u kno bokuto?
[17:32] tsukki~~ 3
Smooth. Not suspicious at all. Especially after Akaashi-san already told me everything.
Though it wasn't his fault. Congratulations on finding a best friend that's louder than Hinata by the way. Truly an achievement. He's the one that gave you away.
Tell me you're not coming here. Any hesitation in responding and I'm leaving.
[17:32] me
im not coming! i swear
[17:34] me
god i want to tho
especially after bokuto and akaashi pretty much confirmed my suspicions that ur the most attractive person in history
but i cant bcoz i promised myself this is how id get to kno u =/
[17:39] tsukki~~
That's ridiculous. Akaashi-san is clearly the most attractive person in history.
(Responses may be delayed due to project)
[17:40] me
IKR! how bokuto ever landed that ill never know
hes my bro and while NOT unattractive by any means its still a fckn mystery
i do think ur possibly hotter tho i havent met u just seen lotsa pics
that navy blue sweater does all kindsa good things for ur stunning complexion
(thats fine bby)
[17:42] tsukki~~
God damn it, I knew he was taking a picture. He's such a terrible liar.
[17:42] me
ha yeh he is
srry im bein creepy again
[17:42] tsukki~~
It's okay, I don't mind.
[17:43] me
:O u… don't… mind…?!
so i can talk bout how hot u r
and how fkn sexy ur arse is
and that i jerked off lookin at it and thinkin bout u
[17:48] tsukki~~
YOU DID WHAT?!
[17:48] me
ok so i found the line…
i seem to be rly good at pushin at it
mayb if i keep nudgin it ill get some dic pics (・∀・)
[17:49] tsukki~~
100% there will never be ANY dick pictures.
[17:49] me
u know thats a filthy lie tsukki
shouldnt lie, specially not to urself ^_^
[17:56] tsukki~~
Did you really…? Do that.
[17:56] Kuroo
OHOHOHO ur curious! (･ω)
r u kidding have u seen ur arse?!
ofc i fuckin did
[17:57] tsukki~~
Fuck sakes. Do you even know what 'shame' means?
[17:57] Kuroo
unless defending someone in court 'shame' does not exist in my vocab
cmon tsukki ur so hot i couldnt not
[18:04] tsukki~~
Can we not talk about this now? I'm in public. Near your friends to be specific.
I'll be home in like an hour.
[18:04] Kuroo
woah woah woah does that mean we can actually TALK BOUT THIS?!
like
shit tsukki dont tease me like this plz tell me ur bein serious
[18:06] akaashi (owl fucker)
Kuroo Tetsurou, DO NOT sext my group partner in the middle of the library. You are the worst.
Do not corrupt him like this, do not embarrass him like this. Stop. Now.
[18:07] brokuto
shit bro hes all flustered this is the cutest thing i have ever seen (apart from keiji ofc)
BRO U NEED TO TAP THAT
keiji just hit me 4 txtin u but its so worth it :D
[18:09] Kuroo
can u plz kindly tell my friends i have stopped
and im srry
u just do things to me
but im stopping
new convo
what do u want to teach
subjects and year level?
[18:11] tsukki~~
High school level for now. I'd like to be a professor though. I'm going to be able to teach History, Science and Japanese.
I prefer History though but there are always an abundance of History teachers and not so many Science teachers unfortunately.
Job wise the Science is the smarter preference.
[18:11] Kuroo
but u like history
[18:13] tsukki~~
I LOVE history.
[18:14] me
then do history
fuck jobs
even if ok u get into some school bcoz of ur science u push with all ur strength to teach history
ima big believer in want over necessity
wtf is a cushy life worth unless ur enjoying wat ur doin
[18:20] tsukki~~
First of all, wow, I didn't realise you were such an intense life coach. All the 'chill bro af' attitude really hides that side of you.
Second, the career you're studying for is basically the cushy-life-seekers path.
[18:29] me
wat if i want to be a public defender
thats definitely not getting me into cushy anythin
not that that is what im aimin for
it doesnt matter to me where i take my lawyerin becoz i enjoy it
i enjoy arguin with pompos arses and winnin and seein the utter disdain in their expressions becoz a smartarse lil prick like me beat them ^_^
im not doin this for cushy that just happens to be a side benefit if that is where i end up takin my degree
[18:46] tsukki~~
Okay that was kind of hot despite the horrible lack of grammar.
I'm on my way home. I'll text you when I get there.
[18:48] me
U JUST CALLD ME HOT EVEN IF IT WAS PRECEEDED WITH "KIND OF"
tsukki u slay me
plz dont be teasin now
i rly dont think i could take it
[18:49] me
OTL
i am so fucked
[18:50] brokuto
u r so fucked