Monday
[14:55] Kuroo
ok we need to realtalk less and sext more
i cant stop staring at this pic of u
of u and shrimpy, u have this like pout on because clearly he did something annoying
omfg its so sexy
between that and ur arse i pre much just flat out want u rn
also bcoz u called me tetsurou yesterday and ive been able to hold my excitement in this long
but i cant anymore
it was tooooo cute
[15:04] Kuroo
but u so busy today :(
damn ur hot heavenly arse to hell
its just sitting there all firmly clad in dino print taunting me
[15:16] Me
I didn't realise my arse had that ability.
[15:17] Kuroo
it does its fkn magical tsukki
does all kinds of bad things to me
[15:19] Me
So on a scale of 1 to 10 how horny are you?
Because this isn't a subtle way to start a conversation.
[15:19] Kuroo
11
[15:21] Me
Wow, you're fucked.
[15:21] Kuroo
no tsukki im not
that is exactly my problem
[15:21] Me
Are you sulking…?
[15:22] Kuroo
mayb
[15:22] Me
Okay this is pretty cute. Does it really affect you this badly?
[15:24] Kuroo
im a rather sexual person tsukki its srs bzns and affects me bad
ken gets all annoyed at me and locks himself in his room
bokuto just laughs and laughs bcoz its appaz fkn hilarious
and he ofc doesnt get it bcoz he has akaashi to just blow his horniness away
and then i get shitty at him and lock myself in my room
its all very dramatic
point is i need u
[15:25] Me
What do you usually do when you don't have anyone?
[15:28] Kuroo
angrily fuck my own hand
or find someone
but not so much anymore with the latter
diseases and grossness (not that i have any, more that i dont want any obv)
this is why i need someone to love me and put up with my bull
i know i seem like a big bag of rainbows most of the time but i get so antsy tsukki
horngry (like hungry angry except horny)
save me
[15:29] Me
I would, um, help you if I could but I have a class soonish and it goes late and then I have dinner later with my friends.
You chose a really terrible time to be "horngry".
[15:30] Kuroo
O.O help me how
[15:30] Me
Kuroo I cannot sext you right now.
I'm in a very public place and I'm probably not very good at it.
[15:32] Kuroo
uve never sexted before?
its easy tsukki
just like dirty talk
uve had sex yes?
[15:36] Me
I'm antisocial NOT a leper. So yes, I have had sex.
But I'm not exactly very vocal with the "dirty talk".
And I'm not talking about this now!
[15:38] Kuroo
TSUKKKIIIIIII
plzzzzzzz
[15:45] Me
Oh my God you really do get needy.
There is really nothing I can do Kuroo. I'm sorry.
[15:46] Kuroo
fine! ill just go pleasure myself without u
hope u kno what ur missing
hope ur happy
p.s. not really pissed at u, ur perf, im just horngry
talk latr tsukki and have fun with ur friends xo
[21:34] Kuroo
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[21:39] Me
You did NOT just do that!
I am literally sitting at a table, at a restaurant, surrounded by friends and I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU HALF NAKED ON MY PHONE SCREEN.
WHY?
P.S. You are so fucking lucky my overly enthusiastic and nosey not-friends didn't sneak a peek at my phone like they usually do.
[21:44] Kuroo
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[21:44] Me
NO!
[21:44] Kuroo
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[21:44] Me
Fuck. Kuroo. Stop.
[21:45] Kuroo
when r u getting home tsukki? :)
[21:47] Me
Do NOT just ask me that all casual like you didn't just send me two extremely hot barely clothed pictures of yourself with a hard on!
I'm on my way home now. So, ten minutes.
[21:47] Kuroo
good bcoz im in desperate need of ur services :P
[21:48] Me
Why cant u just watch porn like a normal person?
[21:48] Kuroo
ur so much better than porn tsukki 3
[21:48] Me
Thank you…? I guess.
Also I'd like to point out that you don't actually know that for a fact.
I could be really terrible.
[21:49] Kuroo
u said COULD be which means u dont think u r
with an arse and voice like that i somehow doubt it
also i could literally just pound into ur arse when ur unconscious and be satisfied
i wouldnt becoz ur participation would make it sooooooooo much better but u get my point
and ur pretty mouth…. UGH so hungry for ur mouth tsukki
[21:49] Me
Who the fuck says you're topping?
[21:50] Kuroo
O.O ….. omfg
dom tsukkiiiiii yessssss 333333
plz fuck me tsukki
i need u inside me
also less txt more gettin home to talk me into orgasm plzkthx
[21:52] Me
Yamaguchi's driving and dropping me off at home before going over to Hinata's.
He's staring at me because my face is probably bright fucking red and I'm half hard (thank you SO much).
Not that he can discern the latter. Probably.
He's not asking either, he's just not so subtly glancing at me with this creepy smile.
I hate you so much.
[21:52] Kuroo
aww im sorry am i embarrassing u
what if i talk about how much i want ur tongue in my mouth
how much i want ur mouth and hands all over my body
how much i want ur big beautiful dick inside me
how much i need u to fuck me into my mattress
[21:52] Me
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. STOP.
[21:53] Kuroo
plz tsukki i need u so bad
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[21:53] Me
OHMYFUCKINGGOD that is your dick!
That's it. I'm not looking at my phone until I get home.
[21:53] Kuroo
omg how looong
plz tell me soon
plz
plz
[21:55] Kuroo
TSUUUUKKKKIIII
be home now
im srry i just
this is ur fault for flirting with me
u like talked me into heat or something
fuck im ridiculous
fuck i cant bring myself to care rn
[21:56] Kuroo
Incoming call…
Call failed to connect.
[21:57] Kuroo
tsukki im sorry
plz answer
[21:58] Kuroo
Incoming call…
Call connected.
"…"
"…Hello? Tsukki?"
"Tch, Kuroo, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"I have a high sex drive, sue me."
"Sue yourself and go fuck yourself while you're at it. It might help."
"I'd really rather you fuck me instead, Kei."
"Fuck… I'm still outside my apartment please don't fucking purr at me like that."
"That's rich, your voice is practically orgasmic. Can you do me a favour?"
"Depends."
"Can you please call me Tetsurou again? I want to hear you say it…"
"Tetsurou, for the love of God be patient or so help me I am going to hang up this phone and turn the damn thing off for the rest of the night."
"Oh sweet mother of fuck, Kei, you're so hot when your all commanding. I promise though, I promise I'll be a good boy until you get into your apartment and then all bets are off. How long?"
"I'm climbing up the stairs now. Do you really have no patience?"
"Tsukki I am so fucking hard for you right now. And not for the first time today. It's your fault, you're too sexy."
"… J-Just wait. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is climbing stairs hard? I didn't until now; so thank you for that. Definitely something I had to experience in my life."
"Ugh, I'm so sorry Tsukki, I'm really fucking hopeless."
"I won't argue that."
"Just please tell me I'm not being a pushy fuck and that you want this too. I mean, don't tell me because I want you too… Like, shit. Tell me if you don't want this… Annnnd you're laughing."
"It's okay Tetsurou, I want this."
"Okay, fuck, the way you say my name…"
"…"
"…"
"I'm in my room."
"Oh thank fuck. Please tell me you're taking your clothes off."
"Unsurprisingly difficult to do while holding a phone… Wait…"
"And you put the phone down… Why wouldn't you put it on speaker? Then I could hear you getting naked. God that would be nice. No, seeing would be better. And I'm talking to myself…"
"… Tetsurou, are you touching yourself?"
"Mmmmm, yes, thinking about you stripping for me. Tsukki doing a little strip tease for me. Please tell me you're completely naked. I really need that arse to be bare in the world."
[22:04] Me
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"Holy fuck! Your dick is more beautiful than I imagined. Your skin is so pale and looks so soft. I want to fucking bite your thighs… Kei it's really not fair for you to send a pic and do this to me when I'm already so far ahead of you."
"As opposed to sending me half naked pictures when I'm out to dinner with friends. Continuously. When you knew where I was."
"Did you like them?"
"Yes… Your body is amazing Tetsurou, I was fighting a boner at the damn table."
"Sh-Shit… Ah-Are you stroking yourself for me Kei? You're home alone right? B-Because I don't want you to keep the sounds in, I want to hear all the wonderfully depraved noises that come out of your pretty mouth."
"Mm, yeah, home alone and catching up quickly listening to you talk. Tell me, Tetsurou, what would you do to me if I were there right now?"
"Hm-mmm, so much choice. Right now though, I feel like I really need to be fucked senseless. Hard. Fast. I need you to be rough. To bite and grip and pound into me until I'm screaming your name and can't walk straight for a week. I need you to fucking destroy me in the most delicious way possible. Do you think you can do that for me Kei?"
"Oh fuck yes… T-Tetsurou. I want you so much."
"Fuck… Kei… I'm so fucking close, your voice is so fucking hot. You're fucking p-panting in my ear and I just cannot h-handle it…"
"I-I've been thinking about you so much Tetsu. You h-have no idea how much I want to meet you and touch you and k-kiss you and just feel you. God, just, your entire fucking perfect body, I want to lick and s-suck and bite every inch of your skin. Ah fuck… Tet-Testu."
"Ahh—Are you imagining me doing it for you? St-Stroking you until you're desperately panting for air and your face is a beautiful shade of pink. I would… I would fucking swallow you whole. I want you inside me Kei. Fuck... I want you!"
"Uhh, so… so good! Tetsu!"
"I… Shit, K-Kei… I-I'm really… close… so close…"
"Mmm-ha! I'm… Me t-too… Tetsu… Tetsu!"
"Kei… Kei… Come for me, p-please Kei… Kei!"
"Fuc-aah…haa…"
"…"
"…"
"Shit. Wow… Okay. Fuck sorry, I rushed a little. I've been hard for a while."
"It's… It's okay. I… Fuck. Your voice is amazing Tetsurou."
"Thanks… Shit. I feel really guilty."
"Why?"
"Because I was so pushy! Like all fucking day. And now that it's out of my system I just feel like a jerk. You must think I'm like some crazy sex maniac. I'm not I promise I just sometimes have these-"
"Kuroo, stop, calm down. I don't think that at all. That was… really good. I haven't, um, done anything with anyone for a while. So I haven't really had any sex drive for the better part of a year. It was really nice. Also I already said you weren't being pushy."
"A year? Are you serious?"
"Mm, I've just been really busy with uni and well, I'm kind of introverted. I don't really go out a whole lot and I'm probably fairly intimidating to approach and I don't approach people… I've never been into that whole 'dating' thing."
"Kinda wish I'd been like that, would have saved me a lot of… Well, you know, I told you. But honestly, your fine arse needs daily worshipping. It's truly a tragedy it isn't getting the attention it deserves."
"It's not that good."
"Oh Tsukki, sweet naïve little Tsukki. You have one of the best arses I have ever seen. And I've seen many in my 'party boi' days."
"Well then… You better get to work worshipping my 'fine arse' Tetsu."
"… Shit. I really like you Kei."
"Mm, I like you too."
"I have to go though. Class early in the morning. So annoying!"
"Can I demand a phone call that isn't phone sex or me being half asleep sometime in the future?"
"Ha! Needy much. Yeah, sure thing cutie, I'd really like that. Night Tsukki!"
"Goodnight Tetsurou."
[22:31] Me
Call disconnected.
[22:32] Tetsurou
sighhhh now i have to clean the mess u made me make
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[22:32] Me
Really? Did you HAVE to do that?
[22:34] Tetsurou
just showin u the affect u have on me
u ruin me tsukishima kei 3
[22:34] Me
How can you go from sending the grossest picture I have ever seen to being sweet…?
It's disturbing.
[22:35] Tetsurou
im just that good ^_^
[22:36] Me
You're alright, I guess.
[22:39] Tetsurou
yaaaas half compliments from tsukki before bed r the bessst
nn my moon prince xoxox
[22:40] Me
Sleep well Tetsurou.