Tuesday
[11:03] Tetsurou
ok so last night happened rite
[11:08] Me
Yes…
[11:10] Tetsurou
fuk im so sorry tsukki
i was kinda hoping it was a dream (a rly good one)
i can only imagine what u think
i kno u said ur fine with it and u enjoyed it but mayb u just saying that to not offend me
plz dont get scared of me
tell me if it wasnt ok im a big boy i can take it
[11:11] Me
You're acting like I'm a woman and we had unprotected sex and now you're worried that I'll run away with your unborn child.
It was JUST phone sex Tetsurou.
Also I am 110% NOT afraid of offending you. Sometimes I'm rather happy to offend you.
[11:13] Tetsurou
but u havent had sex in like a year ur practically virginal
it must have been rly scary (●´⌓`●)
[11:13] Me
…
Shut the fuck up.
[11:15] Tetsurou
ahahahaha (≧∇≦)/ u so cute bein all revirginalised
its ok tsukki ill go easy on u
have to protect that precious arse
[11:15] Me
Go die.
[11:15] Tetsurou
:O but im assigned to arse worshippin duty!
[11:16] Me
Your services are no longer needed.
[11:16] Tetsurou
U WOUND ME TSUKKI! (╯︵╰,)
im crying
[11:16] Me
Good.
[11:19] Tetsurou
lol but in all srsness ur all good with what happened?
i don't rly ever get like that
only once a month (like a sex werewolf :P) if im single
and also u have a fairly profound effect on me tsukki
more than i imagined
[11:20] Me
I've experienced similar things in the past, so I understand. I'm just less… vocal about it.
And yes, for the millionth time, I'm fine with what happened. More than fine with it.
[11:22] Tetsurou
good good ^_^
n u can be vocal with me
i like it
beg for me tsukki
[11:23] Me
Only if you're lucky.
[11:26] Tetsurou
thats it i need to start collectin 4leaf clover n rabbit foots!
also do u rly top?
ive so rarely been topped bcoz im so big
in every sense of the word :P
although u look bigger dick wise… hard (ha!) to tell in pics tho
[11:29] Me
I'm really tall, much taller and bigger than any partner I've ever had.
I've bottomed before but it was rather awkward.
[11:30] Tetsurou
:O how tall r u
i mean ive seen u next to shrimp n freckles but hard to tell in perspective
[11:30] Me
194cm
[11:30] Tetsurou
…OMFG srsly?
that is so HOT σ(≧ε≦ｏ)
ur taller than me!
ive never met anyone taller than me
ok 1 guy but hes russian so doesnt count (also would NEVER fuck him!)
[11:32] Me
Thank you? I didn't know height was "hot".
Why, how tall are you?
[11:33] Tetsurou
189cm
its soooo hot
a lot of ppl like height difference (aka freckles and shrimp) i dont tho personally
but fukkk someone thats taller than me aka can comfortably fuck me… YESSSS!
i rly dont think u could get more perf babe 3
[11:33] Me
You're much more solidly built than me though. I'm fairly gangly.
[11:34] Tetsurou
perf 3
annnnd i can practically see u roll ur eyes ^_^
[11:36] Me
If you say so.
Out for lunch with Yamaguchi. Talk later.
[11:36] Tetsurou
give freckles a kiss for me!
xoxoxoxo have fun bby
Wednesday
[02:47] Tetsurou
i can't sleep
plz help me tsukki
i need ur moon magic to help me sleep
i need ur warmth and ur body
[02:50] Tetsurou
i wonder what sleepin with u is like
i mean actual sleepin, not sex, sex is obv gunna be amazing
ur very limb-y, like long arms n legs, u said gangly
i wonder if thats good or bad
like whether itd be comfortable to be tangled in or annoyin
only 1 way to find out :D
[02:58] Tetsurou
this suxxxx
wtf whyyy cant i sleep
sleeeeeeeeep
tsukki its not workin
[02:59] Me
So you decided waking me up was a good idea?
Think again. You are so fucking dead!
[03:01] Tetsurou
worth it to see ur beautiful typing 3
i dont wanna suffer alone!
[03:03] Me
Well congratulations you're going to die so you won't be suffering long.
I'm going back to sleep fuck you very much.
[03:04] Tetsurou
nooooooooooooo
dont leave me!
u traitor!
[03:12] Me
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU
NOW I CANT SLEEP
[03:12] Tetsurou
mwahahahaahahahaha
my evil plan worked so well :D
[03:12] Me
Fuck you. Fuck you all.
[03:13] Tetsurou
how is it that ur grammar remains perfect even if ur makin 0 sense
and all u can do is say "fuck u"
[03:13] Me
Fuck you, that's how.
[03:13] Tetsurou
ohshit u so cute when u grumpy
i ttlly forgot how cute ur agro is
can u rly not sleep?
[03:14] Me
Yes.
Because fuck you.
[03:14] Tetsurou
haha okie ima call
[03:14] Tetsurou
Incoming call…
Call connected.
"Fuck you."
"Yeah, I pretty much got that already."
"Why are you laughing? This isn't funny Tetsurou, I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Okay remember what I said about death threats in that sexy sleep voice? Not good babe. Sounds so legit."
"It is legit! I'm murdering you."
"The death threats are also kinda turning me on. That's new. Must just be your voice."
"Ugh."
"I'm sorry Tsukki… I didn't really mean to wake you. I just kinda started automatically texting you in my half asleep state. Texting you has become like second nature… It's cute right? Does that save me?"
"Maybe… What are you going to do to fix this not being able to sleep thing?"
"That sounded more provocative than you probably meant. Um, let's play twenty questions! I feel like we know more deep stuff about each other than basic shit like fave colour and stuff. So, we go back and forth asking questions and not the same one twice."
"That's not how twenty questions works."
"Whatever mister grumpy, there are questions and we answer them. I'll go first. Cats or dogs?"
"Both."
"Such a fence-sitter Tsukki!"
"Well? Neither? I don't know. We never had either growing up. They're both cute I guess and I've met friend's pets, both cats and dogs, and didn't mind either. What about you?"
"Definitely cats, I don't mind dogs but I prefer cats. That doesn't count as your question by the way. I know you're sneakily trying to get out of this."
"Tch, fine. Um, what's your… favourite sport?"
"To watch or do…?"
"Well I already know your swimming so to watch."
"Volleyball. Used to play in high school, it was fun and I was really good!"
"Mm, me too."
"What seriously?"
"It's not uncommon Tetsurou, chill. Next question."
"Okay but I think the most important thing I'm learning from this is that you're so much grouchier when sleepy. It's cute."
"I will punch you."
"Moving right along then… Um, when did you realise you were gay?"
"I thought you said 'basic shit'."
"This is basic. I'm not asking for your entire coming out story Tsukki. Just, like, age."
"S-Seventeen… Maybe sixteen. Beautiful upperclassman at high school I was confusingly attracted to and of course in denial about it. Pretty standard."
"Get with him?"
"Nope, he's way too good for me, a damn angel if I ever did meet one. I still know him and his husband. They're pretty much perfect. You?"
"Naww you're a perfect angel Tsukki!"
"Shut up and answer."
"Those things are contradictory…"
"Your face is contradictory."
"Ha, right. I kinda always knew, I never really looked at girls like that. And I knew for sure when I fell in love with my best friend. Uh… Ken, by the way. But it would never have worked. Especially with my sex drive and him being ace, we're absolutely sexually incompatible. Ken didn't want a relationship, he knew but I was too stupid with teenage hormones to realise that you don't risk friendship that strong, basically brotherly love, on a relationship. Never would have forgiven myself if I had have pushed for it and lost him. I got over it after a couple years."
"Yeah. I don't think I've ever been attracted to Yamaguchi… I mean, I realise he is attractive but never wanted him. Um, anyway, that got deep because you suck at asking questions. Any piercings?"
"Ah, yes actually. I have five."
"Five?!"
"Yes, Tsukki, five. How did you not notice in my pictures?"
"I must have been too caught up on how attractive you were."
"You sweet talker you… Guess where they are."
"Uh… ear?"
"Yes. Two up in my helix."
"I'm going to pretend I know what that is. And, eyebrow?"
"Yes."
"Ummm… Lip?"
"Wrong. I'll leave the remaining two a secret, they're fairly well hidden and will be rather pleasant surprises."
"You don't have one in your dick do you Tetsurou?"
"Woah, no, no. Fuck that shit."
"So tongue and nipple then."
"How did you-?"
"Only other places hidden really."
"Right. I'm famous for the tongue piercing. If you know what I mean."
"Unfortunately yes."
"Aww you jelly Tsukki? Don't worry, you'll experience it too. My tongue is all yours."
"Tetsurou. You're trying to help me fall asleep not get me hard, remember?"
"Yes dear. I'm assuming you don't have any considering reaction and from pictures since I actually pay attention to more than just your beautiful face."
"Nope."
"Okay, when's your birthday?"
"27th of September."
"Ohhh that's soon. I have the perfect present for you."
"Oh God, I can practically see you winking with that stupid fucking grin. When's yours?"
"November 17, not long after, then you can return the favour."
"I'm hanging up if you keep talking to me like you're trying to seduce me. Sleep Tetsu!"
"Sorry baby."
"Tch… Have any tattoos?"
"Ahh a couple to accompany my piercings and help maintain my bad boy rep. I have a paw print on my forearm and a tribal-ish panther on my bicep."
"Wow, you really do like cats."
"Yeah, I do. I've been thinking about turning that arm into a sleeve but haven't really had any ideas for it so eh... Maybe in the future."
"Who is going to hire a tattooed lawyer?"
"I don't know when you last saw a lawyer but they generally don't wear anything but suits. Tattoos are easy to hide. I'll have to lose the piercings unfortunately. Well, the visible ones, don't worry babe, the tongue ring is staying. I talk perfectly well around it."
"Sorry, I didn't hear anything after you in a suit."
"Ha, yeah I look pretty hot in a suit. I assume you don't have any tattoos either mister goody-"
"No I do."
"Ohohoho, my sweet innocent little Tsukki has a tattoo!"
"I'm not sweet or innocent."
"But you don't deny that you're not mine…?"
"Shut up… I didn't—Okay there is no point arguing this with a soon to be lawyer when I'm this tired. I have a flock of crows on my shoulder blade."
"Uhhh fuck. Now who is getting who hard Tsukki! You play dirty."
"All I did was tell you about my tattoo, not my fault you have weird kinks. I could have purred it at you like you won't stop doing."
"Ahem, okay. Back on track. Favourite colour?"
"Black, like my soul…"
"Technically a shade but I'll allow it. Mine is red."
"Mmmm."
"Getting sleepy Tsukki?"
"Always sleepy. Sleep good. What position do you usually sleep in?"
"I thought that was going to end better than 'sleep in'. Um, I'm a very messy sleeper, I tend to move a lot in my sleep either on my side or stomach."
"Hence the bedhead?"
"More than likely, that's also because I have really thick hair. I bet you sleep like stiff as a board mister texts-like-a-lawyer-with-a-stick-up-his-arse."
"Mm… I don't really move much… mostly sleep on side or back."
"Oh my God you're even cuter when the agro fades into adorable sleepy… Are you cuddly Tsukki?"
"No."
"Is that a lie?"
"Yes. Don't tell anyone… Insert murderous threats here…"
"Your secret's safe we with me Tsukki. Trust remember?"
"Mm… Tetsu?"
"Yes, Kei."
"I want… to meet you."
"Soon gorgeous, I promise. You're… I really like you Kei."
"Me too. I like you a lot."
"Okay I think I've successfully talked you close to sleep. Which is rather insulting-"
"No, your voice is nice…"
"Thank you Tsukki. I also think you're going to be extremely embarrassed about this in the morning. Don't be though, you're adorable. Though that'll probably be most of the reason you're embarrassed. Anyway. Sleep well Tsukki."
"M'night Tetsu."
[03:47] Me
Call disconnected.