SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 10
Neighbours
As Janice had assumed, both Deidara and Sasori were sound asleep. What really made her surprised was that Sasori's arm was wrapped around Deidara's waist, and baby bump. Even unconscious, he was still protecting his family.
Janice shook her head to clear it, moving her vision from the sleeping boys and to the bathroom. The bathroom was attached to the master bedroom, no door dividing them, just an arch entryway. There was a spa bath in the corner which was a triangle shape. The mirror was long and there sat a row of cabinets beneath it. There were two sinks and two doors to the right, one wooden which probably lead to the toilet, and a glass door which was obviously for the shower.
She looked along the nearly clean bench. On it sat a black glass which contained 4 tooth brushes. Did Deidara really need a brush for each set of teeth he had? Janice rolled her eyes, still scanning along the bench in the dark. A black shape caught her attention and she picked it up swiftly. Success!!
She slipped out of the bathroom with the hair brush, but stopped when Deidara suddenly squirmed in his sleep. He whimpered softly and rolled over, nuzzling his face into the crook of Sasori's neck. Sasori's arm moved to rest on Deidara's side, softly rubbing the blonde's shoulder blade soothingly. Deidara sighed in content and stopped fidgeting.
Janice raised an eyebrow…Cute?
She shook her head and was about to exit the room when a voice stopped her.
"You can keep that hair brush in your bathroom, Deidara has several anyway." Sasori.
His voice was soft, trying not to wake up his sleeping spouse, but loud enough for Janice to make out his words.
Janice just nodded, not entirely sure if Sasori could see it or not, and exited the dark bedroom. She quietly closed the door behind her, leaving the couple to sleep.
Janice stood their for a good few seconds before giving a shrug and making her way back to her bathroom, hairbrush in hand.
The Next Day
Gregory's POV
Gregory sat in the cell, chewing his thumb nail. It was a habit he had gotten into since he had been imprisoned; already six of his nails were chewed to the nubs. He looked up when his cell door opened.
"Iwa. You got some visitors."
Gregory nodded, some what relieved that someone was going to talk to him. His cell mate was very quiet and only talked to himself. Gregory stood up and followed behind the prison guard towards the visitor's room.
His eyes fell onto a particular table. Sitting around it was Sasori, Deidara and…
"Janice!!" Gregory smiled wide and made his way over to the table. They all looked up at him. He was about to hug Janice, as was habit, but stopped. His smile dropped and he looked to the floor. "I'm…glad you're okay…I'm really sorry…I don't know why I did it…I'm glad you're alive…"
He suddenly felt a hand wrap around his own hand. He looked to see Janice smiling softly at him.
"Gregory. It's okay…It was my own fault…I provoked you…I did kind of tell you 'You would never be man enough to shoot me'…So…"
Gregory sat down on the bench like seat, wrapping his arms around his wife.
"I love you, Janice…But…I will understand if you don't love me anymore…I did try to kill you…We can get a divorce if that is what you want…"
"Gregory. It's not like you shot me in the head, or the chest, or some place really vulnerable like that…I don't want a divorce…We've been married 25 years…I will always love you, Sweetie."
She pressed her lips to his in a chaste kiss.
Deidara's POV
Deidara smiled at the scene. He remembered moments like this from his child hood. Gregory and Janice might fight a lot, but they did love each other. The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them, after all. (A/N From the song 'The More you Ruv Someone' a musical called Avenue Q )
Deidara snuggled up to Sasori, basking in his happy child hood memories and the love of his husband.
2 days later
Deidara's POV
Deidara woke up from his nap when he heard a knock at the door. He looked around the lounge room to see he was alone. Deidara stood up, noticing a note in the kitchen. He picked it up and read the two different messages on it.
'Dear DeiDei,
Gone shopping.
-Mum.'
Janice had been living with them for 3 days already. She usually went out during the day so that wasn't too much of a surprise.
'Sweetie,
At school. Be back around 4ish.
-Sasori.'
Deidara yawned and placed the note down. Why had he gotten up anyway?
There was another knock at the door, causing him too remember. He made his way to the door.
"Wonder who it is, un…"
Let's see…Hinata was finally on a date with Naruto (Sasori and Deidara had helped)…It couldn't be Janice, she had her own set of keys…It was 12:03pm so it couldn't be Sasori…
He opened up the door to reveal a blonde girl.
"Erro~ I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of- DEIDARA!?!"
Deidara blinked down at the blonde girl. She was about Sasori's height (before Sasori had made adjustments to his height that is), her hair a slightly darker blonde that Deidara's. She wore it in nearly the same style, except without a ponytail. The girl wore a dark blue headband which was the same colour as her eyes. She also wore a dark blue tank top, black jeans and a baggy faded pinkish Baby Milo jacket.
The familiar girl of about Deidara's age dropped the measuring cup she had been holding. It hit the floor, and bounced, lucky enough to be made of plastic.
"Woolfy?"
The blonde smiled wide at Deidara.
"DEIDEI-KUN~!!"
The girl randomly glomped him, knocking them both on to the floor. They both started to laugh.
Now, you might be wondering how these two know each other. Woolfy had been Deidara's room mate for the majority of his time left at Deltek's. He had had about 7 before her and she had been his room mate for his last 2 years. They had got on well together, and Woolfy never even ONCE tried to hit on him!!
Woolfy had had a thing for Hidan, but quickly gave up on him when she found out he was paired with his room mate. 'Yaoi over Hentai!!' as she had put it.
She had then started to like this Suna kid called Gaara.
The girl had split personalities (3 to be exact), which was the reason she had been at Deltek's. Her personalities were Woolfy, Karis and Wa. Immature. Uncontrollable. And just uncaring. Blue, Red and Green.
She had been in Konoha section, but was moved to Akatsuki section after she (as Karis) pushed someone down the 4 flights of stairs at Deltek's. It would have probably been okay, if the person (Sakura) hadn't crashed into the Principal while tumbling.
Woolfy was well known for her loathing of Sakura. She had hated Sasuke as well, which is why she never hit on Deidara since she believed that his ass belonged to Sasori for riding the world of the Duck Butt Hair Cut Emo…Thing.
"DeiDei-Kun!! You've put on weight, nya!!" She poked his baby bump, biting her tongue as if in deep thought, frowning at the bump. She suddenly brightened up, clapping immaturely. "DEIDEI-KUN~!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE EXPECTING, NYA!!!"
"You kinda didn't give me the chance, un."
Woolfy pouted and stood up, helping her friend to stand while she was at it. She then smiled immaturely at him.
"I've just moved in!! I live in house number 29, nya!!"
Deidara brightened up as well.
"We're house 26, so that means you're just over there!!" Woolfy clapped once more immaturely. "Woolfy…" Woolfy stopped clapping, tilting her head to the side, puzzled.
"Nya?"
Deidara smiled softly.
"Thank you for everything you did."
Woolfy giggled. "It was nothing!! Really, nya!!"
"It wasn't nothing. You got me Sasori's file from the police station…You even got arrested for breaking in, un!!"
Woolfy giggled. "Dun't worry 'bout it Dei!! Yaoi rules over everything, nya!!"
"How did you get out?"
She smirked, a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Let's just say, I wasn't in the Akatsuki section for nothing." Her eyes flickered red as she faltered between Woolfy and Karis.
Deidara smirked back.
"You have to tell me every little gruesome detail, un."
Woolfy chuckled. "Only if I can borrow a cup of rice." She picked up the measuring cup she had dropped earlier. "I'm cooking pancakes, nya!!"
Deidara blinked at her. "What does rice have to do with baking pancakes?"
Woolfy blinked and tapped her chin. She looked up at the sky, frowning in deep thought.
"I'm…Not…Quite…Sure…"
Deidara couldn't help but face palm.
"Want some help, un?"
Woolfy brightened up. "That would be aweasomness to tha max!!!"
Sasori's POV
"Deidara, I'm home!!"
Sasori placed his laptop case down on the marble table. There were some papers on the table, tests that Sasori needed to mark. He cringed at the work and sighed, moving into the kitchen. He looked around, noticing a new baby blue sticky note on the fridge. Sasori plucked it off the stainless steel and read it out loud.
"Sasori. Gone to make Pancakes with old friend. At house number 29. Love you heaps. –Brat."
Sasori quirked an eyebrow down at it. He remembered seeing a for sale sign outside house 29 for a bit, but now he realised that he hadn't seen the sign for about a week. He placed the note back down and turned to leave the house.
Sasori knocked on the white door, looking through the window panels set into the wood.
"COME IN, NYA!!!"
Sasori opened up the door, walking into the house. He frowned when he smelt smoke. The red head walked through the lounge room. He entered the kitchen, eyes widening.
Two blondes were sitting, giggling on the floor, surrounded by the white foam you find in fire extinguishers (it just so happened that one of these extinguishers sat at their feet).
"What happened?"
The blonde with a blue headband smirked at him.
"We accidentally set my house on fire, nya!!"
Deidara smirked.
"You mean 'You' did, un!! I was no where near the stove!!"
They both giggled once more. Sasori rolled his eyes.
Both blondes stood up and Deidara wrapped his arms around Sasori's neck, kissing him sweetly on the cheek.
"YAOI!!!" They both looked over at the girl. She smiled sheepishly. "Force of habit, Nya…Oh!!! You must be Sasori!! I'm Woolfy!!" She held her hand out to shake. Sasori glared at her and he wrapped an arm around Deidara's waist.
"You're lucky Deidara didn't get hurt by the fire."
"Danna!! It wasn't her-"
Woolfy chuckled, smirking at Sasori. Her eyes had switched to a coal black and she gave a calm look with her lids half closed. Her voice had become smoother, matching her smirk.
"I assure you, I would have thrown myself into the flames just to give Deidara a second to escape. The fire wasn't that bad, we just panicked, twa."
Deidara blinked at her.
"New split personality?"
She blinked, her eyes returning to their ocean blue. She twiddled her thumbs and blushed lightly.
"…Yeah…She's called Aokira…"
Sasori quirked an eyebrow.
"You look familiar…"
She smiled at him.
"I used to go to Deltek's, but we never officially met. I was Deidara's room mate for our last two years."
Sasori nodded slightly. "What makes you a freak, then?"
She giggled. "I have 4 split personalities. Woolfy, which is who I am usually, nya. I end my sentences with 'Nya' and my eyes are blue. Then there is Karis, she has red eyes and ends her sentences with 'Kya'. Also Wa, green eyes, ends sentences with 'Ryuu', she also pronounces 'Th' as 'F'. Oh, and Aokira, who I was just then. Black eyes, ends sentences with 'Twa'."
Sasori nodded.
Deidara giggled.
"That's why I just end my sentences with Un (occasionally 'Yeah')!!"
Woolfy smirked.
"So, who wants burnt pancakes, nya?"
Whoops XD I finished writing the part with Woolfy and I was like "Hmmm, what to write now…Wait…Didn't I say last chapter that they go visit Gregory?! Shit!!" Lolz X3 I nearly forgot that part, though I remembered X3
Sozzy about adding Woolfy in it, I just really love her. It's not like I have her in all of my fan fictions. It's not like she is the first OC in this story, I mean, Janice and Gregory are my OCs as well, but Woolfy is sort of like a friend. I actually first created her like 4 years ago as the Nikage of Yamigakure (Village Hidden in the Dark) X3 She has switched from a Protagonist to an Antagonist, and a Demon Wolf into a Three Headed Dragon XD
Okay, now, I know you're probably like "Why would Janice still love him after he shot her!?!" Well, believe it or not it is in her characterisation to always forgive Gregory ^-^ No matter what it is X3
Okay, anyway, sozzy for the ranting, hope you likey ^-^