Wednesday
[10:16] Tetsurou
ok so ima get ahead of this and apologise again for waking u
also plz dont b embarrassed bout ur cuteness
its cute
[10:23] Me
You're still going to die by my hand.
[10:23] Tetsurou
as long as its by ur hand and u do other things with ur hands first
[10:24] Me
No promises.
[10:26] Tetsurou
so ive been curious
when we had phone sex u said that uve been thinkin bout me
me n my 'fucking perfect body' was it…? :P
[10:26] Me
Get to the point.
[10:27] Tetsurou
aww my cute lil shy tsukki 333
have u rly been thinkin bout me?
do u rly like my body that much.. gasp :O is that all u want me for?!
[10:27] Me
No, you moron.
Your body is just a nice bonus that comes with the dorky personality that I, for some reason, like.
[10:28] Tetsurou
hehe cute 3
ok but srsly
have u been thinkin bout me
like when ur lonely or horny or just anytime rly
bcoz i do
sometimes i find it difficult to NOT think bout u
[10:31] Me
I'm the same. I think about you a lot. It's very frustrating.
Because of you I've been needing to… relieve myself a lot more than usual.
And I can't really think about anything but you while I do it.
[10:33] Tetsurou
O.O tsukkkkkiiiii
omg u turn me on too much
i looove hearing that from u makes me feel sooooo gooood 333333
tsukki… the things u do to me
can i ask for something?
[10:34] Me
Depends.
[10:34] Tetsurou
can i have a pic of u?
not dirty
just like a selfie
for me ^_^
[10:36] Me
Ah, I guess, right now? I'm in public.
[10:36] Tetsurou
yes rn, dude snapchat, ppl take selfies like all the time
esp at uni
ull fit right in B)
[10:37] Me
Tch. Fine.
[10:37] Tetsurou
thats my good boy *pats*
[10:39] Me
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[10:40] Tetsurou
＾▽＾ OMFG UR TOO ADORABLE
love the gwumpy, pouty face
i want to kiss a smile onto it
also green really suits u
where do u find all these cute af sweaters? or do all sweaters just look cute af on u?
thank u babe!
[10:42] Me
Ah, you're welcome I guess.
When did you start calling me "babe"?
[10:42] Tetsurou
when did u start callin me tetsu :P
[10:42] Me
Touché.
Do I get one? A picture.
[10:44] Tetsurou
:D hehe was waiting for u to askkkk
u want to see me too 333
im at home so im not all fancy like u
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[10:44] Me
Your hair is ridiculous.
[10:44] Tetsurou
plz tell me that is not the only observation i get bcoz i knoooo
eff my stupid hair
[10:45] Me
Don't call it stupid. I like it.
You just look really… Warm. Not temperature wise (though that too) but like a warm person.
Does that make sense…?
[10:47] Tetsurou
:O warm? thats… the SWEETEST thing ive ever heard!
TSUUUKKKIIII you make my heart go crazy
not hot or sexy or attractive but… warm 3
omg
fuk i cant take this ur too sweet tsukishima kei
u have no idea how wonderful u r
u have no idea how good u make me feel
[10:50] Me
I probably have some idea of how good I make you feel if it's anything like the way you make me feel.
It's true though, that's what I feel when I look at you in your big red hoodie and ridiculously smug smile that's somehow charming. Warm.
[10:51] Tetsurou
u ttlly want to cuddle wit me rn dont u
cant lie to be tsukki uve already given me ur cuddling fetish secret! ^_^
[10:51] Me
I really do.
[10:54] Tetsurou
shit kei…
i do too
[10:56] Me
I have class but I'll text you when I get out.
[10:57] Tetsurou
enjoy bby xoxox
[11:01] me
problemmmmmmmmmmmmmm
halp meeee
[11:04] lil kitty
I already told you to go see a shrink
[11:04] me
rude
srsly harsh ken
what did i ever do to u?! ( ˃̣̣ω˂̣̣ )
[11:04] lil kitty
is this about Tsukishima again?
[11:04] me
u kno me too well3
[11:05] lil kitty
what's up?
[11:08] me
i want to meet him
finally
but now that i kno how effing perf he is im rly nervous bout even bringing it up
hes… omg ken (.◜ω◝.)
i never thought id be able to find someone who not only tolerates my stupidity but goes along with it and makes me laugh bcoz of it
no offence but ive never met anyone who can keep up with me b4
[11:09] lil kitty
none taken, I really don't WANT to be able to keep up with you
you're tiring
it sounds like you really like him Kuro
I've never known you to be nervous before
[11:09] me
i rly do and his opinion of me matters sooo much
fuck im so fucked D:
what do i do ken
save me from myself!
[11:10] lil kitty
where are you?
I thought I heard you in our apartment… please tell me that's you
[11:10] me
haha yeah kitchen why
[11:10] lil kitty
ffs why are you texting me
you're ridiculous
[11:11] me
i was makin food
and then i was thinkin
and i cant leave the food
[11:11] lil kitty
okay, whatever
so you like him and the two of you get along really well right?
[11:11] me
rite
[11:13] lil kitty
then you shouldn't be so nervous
if you get along now then you'll get along when you meet
he's attracted to you (from what you won't stop bragging to me about)
and he "not only tolerates" your stupidity
therefore you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself in front of him
because let's face it you probably already have
[11:13] me
oi!
[11:13] lil kitty
you didn't deny it
[11:13] me
T_T
[11:14] lil kitty
so you have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
but I get that that won't necessarily help
where is Tsukishima right now?
[11:15] me
ina class
[11:17] lil kitty
perfect, when you finish making your food come in here and I'll text him for you
he can't respond for a little while so you'll have some time to calm down once it's sent
also bring me food
[11:17] me
ur such a needy lil kitty
what would u do without me
starve or freeze to death probs
[11:17] lil kitty
and you'd be a mess of a human being who isn't about to meet up with possibly the love of your life
[11:17] me
I NEVER SAID LOVE
[11:18] lil kitty
didn't have to :)
[11:21] Tetsurou
ok im going to send this while ur in class and cant respond becoz im kinda nervous
i want to meet up
tomorrow
if ur free
if ur ok with it
told u i wouldnt last the 2 weeks :D
[11:54] Me
I'm free tomorrow, I can do that. Would really like to do that, in fact.
Did you have anything in mind?
[11:54] Tetsurou
ohthankgod phewww
ok so i was thinking somethin incredibly casual
what do u usually do on fridays?
[11:55] Me
Ah study at the library after an early class.
[11:57] Tetsurou
the library, perf
what time will u be there?
[11:57] Me
Class finishes at 10:30am so pretty much from 10:45am.
[11:58] Tetsurou
11 it is
we'll just treat it like friends meetin up
which is… what it is anyway… u kno what i mean
[11:58] Me
Okay, well, I look forward to it.
[11:58] Tetsurou
me too
[19:28] Me
Fuck shit fuck shit fuck.
[19:30] Yamaguchi
Ummmm Tsukki? Did you stub your toe? Are you still home…?
I haven't left the lounge room and I haven't seen you leave.
Did you sneak out the window?
[19:30] Me
What? No.
[19:30] Yamaguchi
Then where are you? And WHY are you texting me instead of talking to me?
[19:31] Me
In my bedroom.
It's embarrassing…
[19:31] Yamaguchi
What is?
[19:31] Me
We're meeting tomorrow.
[19:32] Yamaguchi
I hate to break it to you Tsukki but we've already met. Like, a long time ago.
[19:32] Me
Me and Tetsu smartarse.
[19:33] Yamaguchi
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE CALLING HIM "TETSU"?! THAT'S SO CUTE!
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE MEETING HIM?
KUROO TETSUROU!
YOU'RE ACTUALLY (FINALLY) MEETING HIM!
OMFG YESSS I CANT WAIT TO MEET UR PERFECT BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN!
[19:33] Me
You don't have to yell. Both in message and out loud. I can hear you by the way, our walls are thin.
Tell Hinata to stop bouncing, we really don't need any more noise complaints because of him.
Also, male physiology, remember to do some more study on that.
[19:35] Yamaguchi
Wait, so why is this embarrassing?
And why did you start this conversation with a string of expletives?
[19:36] Me
I cannot get any work done. I cannot stop thinking about it and about him.
My brain is dying.
I'm losing all the important information I need to be an intelligent human being because of a "boy".
What is wrong with me!?
[19:36] Yamaguchi
Awwww Tsukki! You're just nervous because you really like him.
It's very sweet ^_^
[19:36] Me
Shut UP Yamaguchi!
[19:37] Yamaguchi
Sorry Tsukki!
It's okay. You'll be okay. I promise.
Do you have important things you need to finish tonight?
[19:37] Me
Not really.
[19:39] Yamaguchi
Okay, then just relax.
Do something mindless for tonight because, trust me, it's not going to get any better.
You're not going to be able to concentrate.
Come and watch some Netflix with me and Shou!
[19:41] Me
No thank you. I don't think being relentlessly teased about this is going to help somehow.
Nor do I want to be the third wheel to the gross cuddling.
[19:41] Yamaguchi
We'll be good we swear!
I'll even deny Shou sex if he does anything remotely teasing or gross.
[19:42] Me
That sounds like a dangerous amount of power to put in my hands. Deal.
Thursday
[10:30] Tetsurou
soooooo ^_^
[10:33] Me
Don't do that. You're being weird.
[10:36] Tetsurou
im always weird!
havent u learnt that by now
im just nervous on top of my pre-existing weird
not a good combo
[10:39] Me
Well calm down weirdo. It's not like it'll be that different.
Also I'm here now. So whenever you're ready.
[10:41] Tetsurou
ofc it will be diff!
ill be able to see ur fucking beautiful scowling face… its daunting
just finishing getting ready
[10:42] Me
I really don't scowl that much.
Just in pictures because… Well, I don't like pictures.
[10:46] Tetsurou
ok so im on my way over
[10:50] Me
Bokuto is here and talking to me.
I don't know if you want him here or…
[10:50] Tetsurou
damn that effing owl
no i dont want him there
ill talk to him ill handle it tsukki!
[10:51] me
leave the library now bro
[10:52] brokuto
wtf r u on about
how the fuck do u kno im in the library!?
did keiji send u?!
[10:53] me
walk away from my beautiful bby and call me
[10:55] brokuto
Incoming call…