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Commentator: Welcome back my non-fairy tale and snow queen wannabe friends to the latest installment of 'Frozen: What could have Happened'! Before we begin, let's take a look at some of the reviews you've sent us. PROFESSOR! OPEN THE SHOOT!
(The Professor does so, and out pops three envelopes)
Commentator: Right then! Our first review is from Erinmilne:
The drama in this chapter is equal to the hilarity of the last - both exemplary, to say the least. And I did notice that you named Olaf's 'girlfriend' Olga - I'm ok with that, not like it's copyrighted or anything ;) But what about the sword?! I'm dying to know!
Oh yeah it's just like at times Anonymius likes to say where he got ideas from. As for the sword, you'll find out about that in a couple of chapters time!
Professor: Our second review is from TheDisneyFan365:
Good chapter. I wonder what happened to Kai. Keep up the good work.
Oh you will find out in this chapter.
Sammy: Our final review is from Danazia Gray:
Thank you for this chapter.
You're welcome, Danazia Gray!
Commentator: And that's everyone! Hey Prof, how many words do we have left to spare?
Professor: Well according to my calculations, about five hundred and twenty nine. Why do you oh no Sir, why are you asking?
Commentator: I think it's time to continue with my story where I left off!
Professor: No wait, Sir, think about this -
Commentator: Ahem, so last time we left off Gerda reaching a cottage where an old lady gave her cherries to eat, and a bed to sleep. Later Gerda went out into the garden, where the flowers were singing to her. A couple of roses warn her not to eat the cherries, and that the old woman is a witch who wants to keep her. The witch tries to stop her, but Gerda escapes. Later she meets more animal friends, one of whom, a raven, tells her that he saw a boy matching Kai's description, and that he was betrothed to a princess. Gerda then goes to the palace, where the servants are dancing and singing, but finds that the boy is not Kai at all! She explains her tale, and the prince and princess send her off in a carriage. Later she is captured by robbers, but later warms their hearts and tells them her tale, and they all have a dance and song, including a girl and her reindeer. So the robbers decide to help her find her friend, and join her on her journey. Later they come to a house. The robbers are frightened, but Gerda enters, and is greeted by an old Finnish woman, who sings a song and gives Gerda advice. Eventually they come to the palace. While all this was happening the Snow Queen had Kai fix the mirror, and when he complained about the cold she gave him another kiss to protect him, and promised a third once he's finished the mirror. However the Queen knows that a third kiss will turn him into a block of ice. Meanwhile the snow bees do - snow bee things. Ahem, anyway when Kai finishes the mirror, Gerda, the robbers and her animal friends are charging in, but are too late when the Snow Queen kisses him and turns him to ice. She then gets her snow bee minions to carry the mirror up to the top of the mountain. The robbers and animals try to stop her, but she keeps blowing them away with snowy winds. While ordering her bees, the snow bees get fed up and let the mirror drop, which smashes and two pieces fly into the queen's eyes. She now sees that her hands look old and shrivelled, herself hideous, and the robbers terrifying. Upset, she tries to get the pieces of mirror out of her eyes, and runs not seeing where she's going, falling off a cliff, while the robbers and animals watch her fall and wince when she lands. Later everyone returns to the palace, where Gerda is upset, holding the frozen body of her friend and everyone is sad with their heads down and it's a very sad scene but Gerda's tears of love thaw her friend's heart and he returns to normal and everyone is happy and cheering and take them home and Kai and Gerda return to their village. The end!
Now for my take on a film made during the silver age-
Professor: Um, Sir? Considering that we don't have that much time left, why don't you save your story until the next chapter?
Commentator: Alright, fine! Hey Prof? Why are you so against me telling these versions, anyway?
Professor: I just think that people will no be interested in hearing these long mini stories about possible Snow Queen films, that's all.
Commentator: Well that's not gonna stop me! So here's the next chapter, 'A Little Thing Called Love'!
"What's going on here?"
The Snow Queen walked quickly into the hall.
"I don't know, Mistress!" Olaf admitted, "Kai here was just talking about his sister, and now he's in pain!"
She looked at the boy rolling on the floor screaming with agony, as if he had been impaled. She waved her hand. The ground beneath Kai to rose. The queen walked towards him.
"Has he complained about his heart before?"
"No! Okay, maybe on time-"
"And you didn't bother to tell me?"
"I did tell him to get it looked at!"
Elsa looked down at Kai. It was a longshot, but it was the only thing she could think of. Brushing the hair away from Kai's forehead she kissed it. Kai stopped writhing. His eyes glowed blue for a moment.
"Feeling better, Kai?" She asked.
"Yeah!"
Kai sat up.
"Much better, thanks! What happened?"
It was Olaf who spoke.
"You were talking about how you saved your sister from drowning in a lake and-"
"Sister?"
Kai was confused.
"I don't have a sister."
"Yes you do! You were telling me all about your sister and family and and friends and village and-"
"Olaf, what are you talking about? I've never been anywhere but here! This palace and everyone in it is all I've ever known!"
"-WHAT? What are you-"
The Queen raised her hand to stop Olaf from talking.
"Ignore Olaf, he's just joking. Well you've done some great work on the mirror. I think it's time you get some rest."
A tower emerged in the palace. As the queen carried Kai in her arms steps emerged in front of her to climb. Once reaching the top the wall in front of them moved away. Furniture then appeared out of nowhere. Elsa laid Kai on the bed.
"I'm not tired," Kai yawned.
"I insist."
After laying him on the snow bed, the queen made a snowy duvet appear and covered Kai up to his chin.
"Well. Okay maybe a little while," Kai gave in, "Goodnight, Olaf."
"Night, Kai."
As Kai went to sleep, the queen walked towards him.
"Good night, my little prince."
Elsa bent down to kiss him, then remembered her own advice. She settled for brushing the hair out of his eyes.
"Mistress, what is going on? Why doesn't he remember his sister?"
"I sealed his memories of his home away," The queen explained, "As of now, he has no memory of anything else outside this palace."
"What? Mistress, why would you do that?"
"That mirror shard stuck in his heart," She started to explain, "Has for years buried any emotion he felt for anything. Yet somehow being here, his feelings have started to re-emerge, and his heart is fighting against the shard."
"Well, that's a good thing, isn't it? That he's remembering to care?"
"Olaf, you saw what had happened! The shard will not so easily give up its hold on the boy's heart! If I hadn't sealed away his memories, chances are the struggle between his heart and the shard would have killed him!"
"Well, he will be okay now, right? Now that he no longer remembers his sister?"
"It is only a temporary measurement. It will not hold long indefinitely. There could always be something that could cause the charm to break, like talking about his family, so I'd suggest you refrain from doing so from now on."
"Mistress, we have to do something! We have to help him!"
"Don't worry, it has always been my plan to get the shard out of his heart."
"Great! What's the plan?"
"When he has finished assembling the mirror, when the time comes so that the last piece to put in will be the one in his heart, I will remove it."
"Great! How will you do that?"
"I thought it was obvious."
As she spoke, the icy fingernails on her right hand were lengthening again.
"I will cut it out."
"Good! Then he will be okay, then?"
"No Olaf, of course he will not be okay! Don't you understand? Kai will not survive the procedure, if you cut into a heart, you destroy one of the most vital organs in the human body, and he will die."
"W-what?"
Olaf at last understood what the queen meant. What she had always planned to do.
"But - but you told him that you would send him home once he had finished the mirror! You promised!"
"You dare suggest that I would break my promise? You dare question my honour? I am a woman of my word. Once the mirror is completed, I will send him home. In a box."
Olaf at once understood what that meant.
"NO!"
"No?"
The Snow Queen was taken aback at this response.
"You dare defy your queen?"
"Mistress, there has to be another way!"
"There is no other way. That boy was doomed for slaughter the moment the shard struck his heart. As I have already told you, the shard will not break its hold so easily, cutting it out is the only way to remove it. Olaf, I know you have grown fond of this boy, but I must ask you to bury your emotions, for anything you feel for him. Ending his life this way rather than letting him die in agony would be merciful."
"It's not just because he's the only friend I've ever had! Mistress, you just can't kill this kid!"
"Why? Why can't I?"
Olaf struggled for a reason,
"Because - BECAUSE IT'S WRONG!"
The Snow Queen raised her eyebrows.
"Wrong? There is no right. No wrong, no rules for me."
"Elsa please, I know you've done alot of terrible things in the past, but you've never intentionally taken a life, if you do that now, you'll cross a line that you can never come back from-"
"I have told you many times in the past before, and I'll tell you again, DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT!"
The palace had glowed red again, with spikes appearing everywhere.
"Now I can see that you have continued to disobey my orders, and continued wearing that nose. You will not say a word of what I've just said to Kai, and if you don't, I'll allow you to keep it."
"You really think I care about this nose? More than my friend?"
Olaf at once pulled it off, and threw it away.
"There, see? That's how much I care about it!"
"Fine, do what you want. But you will not say anything to Kai."
"Is fixing this mirror, really that important to you? That you would kill a child just to get the last piece?"
"The mirror is everything to me. And I would kill a hundred children, cut into a hundred hearts, if it means getting what I want!"
Olaf asked the question he should have asked before.
"What's so important about this mirror?"
"It's none of your concern. All you need to worry about is making sure that it is finished."
"No, I think it is. Why? Why will this mirror make you happy-"
"I SAID IT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!"
The Snow Queen walked away. Olaf looked at her with watery eyes.
"What happened to you, Elsa?" He asked, "What happened to that kind, sweet gentle girl who all she ever wanted was to protect people from harm? Who shut herself away from the world to make sure she couldn't hurt anyone? When did you become so cold?"
The Snow Queen stopped at the end of the corridor. She turned her head to look at Olaf.
"I am the Snow Queen," She told him, "Snow is by nature cold."
And she walked away, leaving Olaf all alone.
As she walked up the steps, the Snow Queen was met by one of the snow bees.
"What is it?"
"Bzzz bzzzbzzz! Bzzz bzz bz bzbzzz! Bzbzzbzzz bzzz bzzz bzzzbzz bzzz bzz bzzbzzzz bzzbzz!"
"What? Intruders?"
"Bzz!" The bee nodded.
The Snow Queen groaned.
"They never learn."
Climbing to the roof of the palace, the queen hurled blasts of ice in front of her. Eventually, a large creature arose; a gigantic ice dragon, spikes protruding everywhere along the back of its body ending in a spiked tail shaped like a mace and a number crowning its head. Its massive body creaked with every move it made; its eyes glowed blue, it's teeth like icicles, and even icy breath could be seen leaving its mouth.
"Find these intruders. Do anything necessary to get rid of them!"
The dragon unfolded its wings. It flew away, its roar like that of a great blizzard.
Gerda, Hanna and Bae were still shivering, their bodies covered in frost bite marks, as they came across a place that was surprisingly untouched by snow. It was just very rocky with moss everywhere.
"Terrific, just my luck!" Hanna was still moaning, "I get stuck with someone on a mission to save her brother from the Snow Queen, and she won't even let me squash a single little snow bee!"
"I said I was sorry!" Gerda shouted back.
"Just what were you thinking?"
"I'm sorry! It was just a little snow bee!"
"A little - KID, WAKE UP! snow bees are the enemies! They may seem small and innocent, but like anything the Snow Queen makes they are cold, heartless, ruthless monsters! Every single one of them! Even if it was an ice unicorn, or a snow puppy we were up against, I'd still kill it! Why? Because anything that woman makes is pure evil! Here, warm yourself."
Hanna directed her to a hot spring, allowing Gerda to warm herself. Hanna and Bae did the same.
"Well we survived, didn't we?"
"We were lucky! And that's not the point! Now the snow bees know we're here, which means pretty soon, the Snow Queen will also know, and who knows what she'll send out to get rid of any intruders! Look, get this through your head! As I have told you before, this is the frozen north, it's kill or be killed here! So if you really want to save your brother, you have to be prepared to do some nasty stuff, stuff you may not like to do, but you do them anyway in order to survive!"
Hanna sighed.
"Look kid, next time, if I need to kill something, just let me do it? Okay, Gerda?"
Gerda had stopped listening. She noticed that the rocks around them were shaking.
"GERDA, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? What are you-?"
Hanna looked around to see the shaking rocks. They were surrounded. Hanna drew her sword.
"Gerda, get behind me!"
Bae also backed up near Gerda and Hanna. The rocks started to roll towards them. Hanna raised her sword. The rocks unrolled themselves to reveal that they were in fact not rocks at all! They looked like little people, with big noses and big ears, what seemed like moss actually their clothes. Each one had strands of grass like hair on their heads.
"Visitors!" One of them cried.
The little rock people all started cheering, jumping up and down.
"It's been so long since we've had any visitors!"
They started crowding the group. It took Gerda a moment to realise what they were.
"Trolls. They're trolls!"
Gerda of course had heard stories about trolls, but she thought they were just fairy tales! Then again, she thought the same thing about the Snow Queen.
"Get back! Get back!" Hanna shouted, slashing the air with her sword, "Gerda, stay behind me!"
"These won't hurt us!" Gerda told Hanna, coming up front.
"Gerda, what did we just discuss about not trusting things no matter how cute and innocent they look? You! Get back! I'm warning you!"
Hanna aimed her sword at one of the trolls who came up to her. Grabbing the end he used it to get something out of his teeth.
"Thanks. I've been meaning to get that moss out for weeks."
"AAAH!"
Hanna's courage failed her. Dropping her sword, she fell backwards as she tried to back away from the trolls, who looked at her with curiosity.
"Very jumpy, isn't she?" A female troll asked Gerda.
"She's just not very trusting," Gerda replied, "It's okay, Hanna, they're just trolls."
If Gerda's aim was to calm Hanna down, it had the exact opposite effect.
"TROLLS?"
She looked terrified.
"And that's supposed to assure me? Wait a minute, I thought trolls were giant monsters that like to feed on humans?"
"Oh no, that's a completely different species of troll," The female troll explained, "but they died out centuries ago."
"There are different species of trolls?"
"Sure there are! Just like with humans!"
"Pretty sure the human race only comes in one species."
"Not always. What, you've never heard of Neanderthals? Remember those guys? The Neanderthals?"
"Oh yeah!"
At once the trolls all stopped talking when they took a look at Bae. They stared at him, their eyes blinking twice.
"SVEN!" They all cried, jumping up and down.
Bae gave them a very confused look. The trolls now crowded the reindeer, who looked very much alarmed especially when some of the trolls jumped and grabbed hold of his antlers.
"Hey, get off of him! HEY!" Hanna shouted, fighting through the crowd of trolls to reach her friend.
"So if that's Sven," One of the trolls reasoned, "Then you must be - wait a minute, Kristoff, I don't remember you being a girl!"
"What? No, my name's Hanna, and his name's Bae!"
Hanna pointed. Hearing this the trolls stopped, and those hanging on his antlers instantly dropped down.
"Really?" The troll asked, "Are you sure? Cos there's something very Kristoffy about you!"
After the group had finished introducing themselves, the trolls proved to be a very friendly bunch, although they did seem to have no concept of boundaries. They sort of reminded Gerda of the Oakens. If the Oakens were a bunch of little rock people. The trolls were also able to heal the group of their frost bite marks.
"So tell us, Dear," One of the female trolls named Bulda asked Gerda, dabbing at the sores, "What brings you this far out?"
"Well, you see, I'm looking for my brother."
"Your brother?"
"Yeah. He was taken by the Snow Queen, and I'm trying to rescue him."
"So you traveled all this way to save your brother? Oh Dear, you must love him very much!"
"Well, yeah, I do."
"Because if there's one thing we trolls know about, it's love. You two must be very close for you to come all this way."
Gerda's smiled vanished,
"Well, actually-"
Bulda started singing, with the other trolls joining in:
"I bet you play all kinds of games!"
"And that he always takes the blame,"
"Whenever you might accidentally break your neighbour's glass?"
"Well, one time-"
"And that he looks out for you-"
"When you might have caught the flu,"
"Or whenever you are not doing so well with work in class?"
"Well, he used to-"
"After all girl he is your brother,
Though he may not seem near,
He may say go away now,
or I'm heading off, ciao,
and never say that word you want to hear!"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"He may tease you and call you names, girl, but when push comes to shove,
he'll be there and at your side due to a little thing called love!"
"Look!"
Hanna stood up, advancing towards the trolls.
"How could you possibly know what her family's like?"
"How? Why Dear, deep down, all families are the same! Look at us for example:
"We may not always get along,"
"And we may fight who's right and wrong,"
"Over such petty things like the rock cake and who had the last bite?"
"You did it!"
"No, you did!"
"But deep down we are rather
really quite fond of each other,"
"And whenever one of us is threatened we'll be there to fight!"
"Put'm up!"
"Yeah!"
"after all girl we all have brothers,
and other family too,
the bonds that we've got,
the tightest of knots
is stronger even than industrial glue!"
"What's glue?"
"after all girl that's what family's for
So when push comes to shove
we'll be at each other's side cos of a little thing called love!"
"Hey Kristoffa!" The male troll said to Hanna, "You must know what family's like, right?"
"It's HANNA," Hanna corrected him, "And actually I - don't have a family."
The trolls all stared at her. Their eyes blinked twice. They huddled.
"So she may not even have a brother-"
"that's a sad thing true,"
"but even really
you have no family-"
"love always finds a way to break through."
They turned to Hanna.
"So even though you have no brother,
we can clearly see it here,
that the familial bond of love you have is with your reindeer!"
The trolls push Hanna and Bae together. Bae looked happy, rolling his tongue
"Ugh, get off!"
Hanna pushed everyone away.
Bulda walked towards Gerda.
"No matter how much people change, there's one thing that doesn't change
It's all because of love, a force that's powerful and strange!
So whenever you are down or mad or scared or stressed,
family will be there!"
"family will be there!"
"And they'll do all the rest!"
"And they'll do all the rest!"
"Everyone here needs their family,
"that what's it's all about."
"Father!"
"Sister!"
"Brother!"
"We need each other,
"To raise us up and round us out."
Hanna noticed something. Gerda was starting to cry again.
"Hey wait a minute," She tried to stop the song.
"We may fight or quarrel or argue, but when push comes to shove,"
"No seriously, you need to stop."
"We'll always be there because of a little thing called-"
"Love! Love!
Love Love Love Love!
Love, love love!"
Hanna saw Gerda trying her best to hold back her tears.
"No, stop!" Hanna shouted.
But the trolls weren't listening, continuing to dance and sing about 'love'.
"WILL YOU ALL LISTEN TO ME?"
Bulda walked up to Gerda again.
"You and your brother must love each other very much."
Gerda burst into tears. At once the trolls' stopped smiling, and looking concerned, jumped down from the others shoulders.
"You see why I was telling you to stop?" Hanna told them, "Hey!" She now turned her attention to Gerda, "Hey come on, stop that! Stop that now-"
"Oh hush you big brute," Bulda chided, as if Hanna was the one who made her cry, pushing her out of the way so she could console Gerda. Wrapping her arm around her, she led her to a rock to sit down. The trolls all gathered around her.
"Here, dry your eyes,"
Bulda gave Gerda a piece of moss to dry her eyes with.
"Sniff, I'm sorry," Gerda said after calming down, "I'm sorry I ruined everyone's fun!"
"Don't be silly, Dear!" Bulda assured her, "There is nothing to be sorry about!"
"It's just that it was such a beautiful song, about love and family sticking together."
"Well yes, that's what family does. I'm sure you're family's like that, and that you're close to everyone like your brother, right?"
"Well...no," Gerda admitted, "I mean, we used to be! Then one day he changed. He became cruel and uncaring and I never understood why!"
She blew her nose on the moss. Looking up, she saw the trolls were staring at her.
"What?"
They didn't respond. Some of the trolls were giving glances to each other, as if having an unspoken conversation.
"What, what is it?" Gerda repeated.
All of the trolls looked at each other. Eventually all looked at Bulda, who nodded.
"Come with us, child," She told her, taking her hand, "There's someone you need to see."