SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 14

Rooms and Books

Deidara's POV

Deidara sulked. He had forgotten what a maze Deltek's was. The Akatsuki had been walking around for about half an hour, and still no luck in locating their old dorms.

"This is boring, un."

"I fucking agree! Why don't we just ask for directions?"

"We are Akatsuki members, we don't need directions."

Half an hour later.

"Cant we ask for directions NOW, un?"

"No."

Deidara sighed.

"Hey, what's that?"

Deidara looked down the hall to see a floating green light. It bobbed up and down in mid air, approaching them.

"It's the ghost of Sasgay, un!"

The glowing light came closer to the group. The green light was now before the group, but it kept moving over their heads. It suddenly stopped moving forward, fluttering in mid air. It lowered itself, landing right on the top of Deidara's head.

All the Akatsuki stared at the green light which sat on the blonde hair.

Deidara just stood their, unable to move.

"Wait…That's not a ghost…"

The light fluttered off of Deidara's head, landing swiftly on the top of Sasori's nose. Sasori blinked, cross eyed, at the creature. He smirked at it.

"It's a butterfly."

The butterfly had luminous emerald green wings. Everyone stared at the bug which launched itself back into the air. It circled around the group, and then hovered above them.

"I think it wants us to follow it…"

With those words the butterfly started flying the way it had come. The Akatsuki followed wearily after it.

-x-

They had been following it for about ten minutes when it came to a familiar door. The butterfly seemed to faze right through it.

Pein pushed open the doors, revealing a hallway which they all knew immediately. On the walls, the clouds were outlined with silver, though they were still as fluorescent as ever. As they walked into the dark hall, their own Akatsuki cloak clouds seemed to float in the darkness.

Deidara noticed that above each of the 5 familiar doors sat a butterfly. The first one was white, and shone like a diamond. The second butterfly was as red as a ruby. The third one was sapphire blue. The fourth was as purple as an amethyst. And above the fifth and final door sat the emerald butterfly from before.

The butterflies were also different sizes. The white one was largest, the red one was a little smaller but bigger than the other three. The blue and purple butterflies were both the same size, and the green bug was the smallest.

They looked at the familiar doors to see the original carvings were still there.

An Akatsuki Cloud and a Rose. Though also carved into the wood was a circle, which was clearly a full moon.

An uchiwa fan and a fish, along with a feather.

A flower with a lolly pop swirled centre. Plus a small mirror was hanging from the door.

A money sign and a Jashin symbol, along with an arrow pointing to the door with the mirror sat on, underneath it reading 'Narcissist idiot that way'.

And the final door, which had a very familiar scorpion, and a bird carved into it. Above it was a picture of a book.

"Well, we're finally here, un."

Sasori took Deidara's hand.

"The place still looks nearly the same as when I last saw it."

Deidara smiled softly and nodded.

"So, we gonna check out the room, un?"

Sasori nodded and they walked to the last door. They knocked on the wood.

About half a minute passed with no response. Deidara shrugged.

"Guess they aren't home…You don't happen to still have your key still, un?"

Sasori's POV

Sasori smirked and put his hand into one of his Akatsuki pockets. He pulled out his old room key. He inserted into the key hole, turning it and successfully unlocking the door.

Sasori turned the door knob and opened it, walking into the familiar room.

Flash Back

Sasori pulled out the room key he had been given, blinking at the blank door. He looked over at the other doors. Some had carvings, like the first one had the rose and cloud. The second had a fish. The third had a flower. And the forth had a money symbol on it. He looked back at his door.

Sasori put the key to the wood and started to scrape. After a bit Sasori pulled the key away, admiring his art work. On the door was a scorpion, engraved into the wood. He gave a hum and on the other side of the scorpion he drew a large question mark.

Satisfied, he unlocked the door and opened it.

He walked into the room, looking around.

Sasori saw there was a bunk bed, both of them with unused sheets folded at the end.

"I guess I call top bunk, then."

Sasori placed his bag on the bottom bunk and sat down on it. There were two desks, both bare except for a lamp and a laptop each. He sighed and stood up, climbing up the ladder to his bunk. It would be a good idea if he made a make shift table for his alarm clock, and the photo of his parents.

Sasori sighed once more, hands moving to his back pocket, pulling out the packet of cigarettes. They had been Kazekage's. He knew that the senior had always smoked them when he had been down in the dumps. Maybe they would cheer Sasori up.

He pulled one out of the packet, lighting it up with Kazekage's lighter. Sasori put the cigarette to his lips, inhaling the toxic fumes, feeling a rush a calm envelope his mind.

End of Flash Back

Sasori looked around the room. It was a lot like it had been before. The top bunk was messy and unmade, while the bottom bunk was piled with books. Novels, Picture Books, Comic Books, Manga, Drawing Guides, even some scripts and screen plays! Even both desks were stacked with them!

"Book Worm, un."

Sasori smirked.

"Yeah."

"Oh! I remember something, un!"

Deidara moved to the corner of the room and kneeled down.

Sasori blinked at his spouse, looking over the blonde's shoulders. Deidara was apparently pulling up the carpet there. The red head watched as the floor boards were revealed from underneath. He noticed a square which didn't match the rest of the flooring. Deidara pulled the square out of the floor, revealing a secret hole in the flooring. Deidara reached into the hole, pulling out a few pieces of paper.

He pulled a specific and familiar sheet from the pile and handed it to Sasori.

"Familiar, un?"

Sasori blinked down at the paper.

"It's the note I left you when I was expelled."

Deidara smiled and nodded, passing the rest of the papers to Sasori.

Sasori flipped through them, looking at all the different sheets. There were Jiyuu's two pictures, the letter informing about her death, a school photo of all the Akatsuki (just like Sasori's picture), a few photos of the Akatsuki over the years, more letters, even some sketches.

The red head looked back down at his spouse, to see him pulling out two familiar paintings. One was of a bird with its wings tied, standing on top of a glass window, the raging ocean below the cracking glass.

The other one was of a scorpion, sleeping on a rock in the dessert. In the sky was a bird flying towards the distance.

Sasori smiled softly at the old paintings.

"And I used to think that I was professional."

"You were pro! You're just even more pro now, un!"

Sasori smirked and watched as Deidara covered up the hole once more.

"So we're going to take them home?"

"Well, they are technically ours, yeah."

"Good point."

Deidara recovered the hole with the wood and then replaced the carpet.

"Oh, and Danna? Remember this, un?"

Sasori watched as Deidara held up a long piece of black material. They both smirked at each other.

"Blind fold?"

"Blind fold, un."

"Right now?"

"Hell yeah."

"I'd really prefer it if you didn't have intercourse in my room, thank you very much."

Sasori and Deidara both looked around for the source of the voice. They watched as the books of the bottom bunk started to shudder and shift.

Suddenly a head emerged from the pile, a book reading 'Undead and Unwed' clutched in the strangers mouth. A hand also appeared out of the books, grabbing the novel from the girl's mouth.

She had short mouse brown hair and emerald green eyes. She wore a black headband which had a flash light attached to it, the light glowing to signify it was turned on.

"Salutations. My name is Dokusho Tenseki. Pleasure to meet you, Sasori Akasuna. You as well, Deidara Iwa."

"Ah, it's Deidara Akasuna now, un."

The girl tilted her head, giving a soft tired smile. There were black rings around her eyes, hinting to her insomnia.

"Of course; how foolish of me. I apologize sincerely."

"You must like books."

Dokusho gave a humourless laugh.

"Like? I would name it an obsession, actually."

"How old are you anyway, un."

"I am seventeen years old."

"Do you need some help there? It looks like your getting kind of crushed…"

"Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine. In fact being surrounded by my books is comforting for me."

Sasori and Deidara nodded.

"Now, if you don't mind." She waved her book a little at them. "I've used up my socialisation time for the day. I would prefer it if you left me to my reading now."

They blinked at her.

"Um…I guess, un…"

"Thank you."

"Ah…Do you possibly have a bag we can put these paintings in?"

Dokusho yawned.

"I guess I can find one for you."

She gave a groan and stood up, different books falling off of the pile and onto the floor.

She was wearing a black shirt which read in bold red writing 'ANTI TWILIGHT'. She was also wearing dark blue track suit pants and no shoes. Sasori noticed that her nail polish colour differed per finger. White, Red, Blue, Purple and finally Green.

She started to rummage around through her many piles of books. She opened up her wardrobe, nearly getting buried alive by all the books that fell out. Dokusho groaned and managed to pull herself out from the wreck.

"Okay, maybe Ameth has a bag."

She walked to the door, pulling her Mayonaka cloak off of the coat rack. Sasori and Deidara followed her out of the room, wondering how the hell this girl had ended up as their replacement in the first place.

Dokusho knocked on the door next to hers. After a bit there was no reply. She sighed and pulled a key out of one of her pockets, using it to unlock the door. They walked into the room to see Ameth, Kinpatsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi and Zetsu all in the room. Sasori noticed there was a door between this room and the room on the left. Guess that was new.

At this point Kinpatsu and Ameth were arguing, and so were Hidan and Kakuzu. Zetsu and Tobi just stood meekly, unable to stop the fighting.

Dokusho looked between them, sighing. She walked forward and with a swing of her arm she hit both Kinpatsu and Hidan on the head with her book, Undead and Unwed.

Kinpatsu thudded to the floor, and Hidan swore as he rubbed his throbbing head.

"WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, BITCH!"

"You're lucky that it was a paper back. Next time I will hit you with my copy of 'War and Peace'."

Kinpatsu scrambled off the floor and actually hid behind Ameth.

"Not again! Last time you nearly gave me a concussion with that book!"

Hidan blinked. "I don't fucking get it…"

"Let's just say, you could use that novel as a step ladder. Now, Ameth, I need a bag."

Ameth rolled her eyes and nodded.

-x-

The Akatsuki once more stood in the gym. Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakuzu had actually gone off to talk to other people at the reunion.

"So, what do you think of our replacements?"

Pein and Konan just shook their heads.

"That Saviour guy…He is possibly more God Complexed than Pein."

Kisame nodded and grabbed Itachi's hand, taking him to go socialise with other old friends.

"Bunch of Freaks…They belong here, un…"

They all looked at each other.

Sasori smirked. "Best replacements we could have wished for."

They all nodded and went off to socialise with others. Sasori and Deidara ended up talking to Shikamaru and Temari, whom had recently gotten married.

-x-

Sasori and Deidara sat in the car, driving back home from the reunion.

"Well that was…Interesting, un…"

"It was good that we got our old paintings back."

Deidara nodded.

"So, success?"

"I would say so."

They both were silent for a minute.

"Complete waste of time, un?"

"Complete waste of time."

Another minute ticked by and they both started laughing.

-x-

WOW! Sozzy bout the lateness of this =.= my main computer had viruses so I had to write this on my dads

You don't get to meet Mayonaka's leader X3 Lolz, I still haven't planned him XD but I know he either going to have eyes like diamonds, white eyes or gold eyes X3

Anyway, the huge OC arc part is over ^-^" Really sozzy bout them =.=

I like Dokusho XD Her whole name 'Dokusho Tenseki' means 'Reading Books' XD Indeed. Oh and if you don't get the War and Peace joke, it is a really large book X3 And a little joke in there, the book Undead and Unwed is a Hentai book (2 smut scenes XD Heh heh) X3 Hidan got hit by a straight book XD

Anyway, hope you likey X3 Next chappy Tsunade might decide the gender of the baby X3

Okay, three facts…Well, I think I'm going to change them to facts about any of my fan fics X3

All of my fan fictions are based on a single idea, like for Replica Deity; the idea was that Deidara was a clone. Nothing else was planned, that is just how it all started

The best time I plan my fan fictions is when I'm trying to get to sleep or when I've just woken up

In my fan fiction SasoDei Fangs and Fur, Sasori actually had had a wife. But when she found out that Sasori was a Werewolf, she hung herself, also killing Sasori's unborn child. Sasori went into a depression, almost committing suicide. Before he did, Pein convinced him to take his anger out on rogue vampires instead of himself. This was never mentioned in the fan fiction since I couldn't decide where it would fit in it; Sasori doesn't like telling people about it as well.

Anyway, hope you likey X3 Please review/comment so I know people read this X3