SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 16

Ring Test

18 weeks pregnant

Deidara's POV

"Hey! Pass me the tomato sauce, nya!"

"No."

"Awww! Come on Janice! It is right next to you, nya."

Janice eyed the ketchup bottle which was all the way on the other side of the picnic blanket.

"No it isn't, it is all the way over there. You would be better to ask Naruto to pass it to you."

"Come on, nya! Pretty pwease with a cherry on top!"

A person walking by the large group stopped. She had short brown hair.

"What?"

"What, nya?"

"You said my name, Cherry."

"Oh, sorry, didn't mean you."

Woolfy sweat dropped and the girl rolled her eyes, walking away.

Deidara, Sasori, Woolfy, Janice, Hinata, Naruto, Konan, Tsuru, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu and Tobi were at the park, having a picnic.

Konan and Pein's daughter took a bite out of her hot dog, getting mustard all over her face. Konan laughed and wiped the sauce off of Tsuru.

Tobi, Zetsu, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzu had gone off for a walk around the park. Pein hadn't been able to come due to work issues.

"Can someone please pass me the tomato sauce, please, nya?"

Naruto grinned and passed to her. "Here ya go, Dattebayo!"

Woolfy blinked down at the tomato sauce. "Is there any mayonnaise, nya?"

Sasori rolled his eyes and passed her the mayonnaise out of the picnic basket. Deidara kissed Sasori sweetly on the cheek.

"Love you, Danna, un!"

Deidara nuzzled his face into Sasori's neck.

"…You want the rest of my hotdog, don't you?"

"You know me so well!" Sasori rolled his eyes, but smirked while doing so, passing the last half of his hotdog to Deidara. "Yay! You're the best Danna!"

"Don't forget it."

Sasori kissed Deidara on the cheek.

Janice rolled her eyes. "Newly weds."

"Hey, un! We're not newly weds! We've been married for over a year!"

"We've been practically married for 5 years."

"Yeah!"

Janice rolled her eyes. "I don't even know why I bothered to come to this picnic."

"Because, un, I'm your son and you love me."

Janice sighed. "Fine. I will stop complaining."

Deidara smirked and finished off the rest of Sasori's hotdog.

Hinata giggled.

"Y-You are all so f-f-f-funny!"

Naruto laughed.

"Believe it!"

"So when are you two gonna start going out, un?"

(A/N I know in chapter 10 I said Naruto and Hinata had been on a date, but it wasn't an official date, they just went to the movies as friends)

Hinata's face turned bright pink.

"D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DEIDARA-K-K-K-K-K-KUN!"

Naruto blinked.

"Who start going out, Dattebayo?"

The group was silent.

"…So, un…Tsuru! Let's go feed the ducks!"

Tsuru finished the rest of her food and cheered.

"DUCKIES!"

She stood up and started running over to the lake. Deidara stood up and followed Tsuru with Konan and Woolfy tagging along.

Sasori's POV

Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Why don't you, Naruto, and Hinata, start dating?"

Naruto blinked at him once more.

"What?"

Sasori face palmed. This was like getting blood from a stone. He stood up and moved over to them. He grabbed both their hands and joined them together.

"There. Now stay that way."

Sasori gave them a good glare, turned and walked off after Deidara.

Naruto's POV

Hinata and Naruto both looked at their hands, then at each other. The violet haired girl was blushing madly.

"N-N-N-N-N-NA-NAR-NAR-NAR-…" She gave up.

"Hey Hina, you wanna go out sometime, Dattebayo?"

Hinata's eyes widened and she suddenly fell backwards, unconscious. Naruto blinked down at her, still holding onto her hand.

Janice rolled her eyes. "Trust me kid, take that as a yes."

Naruto raised an eyebrow at her.

"Really?"

"Trust me, I might not get gays, but I certainly get straights. And let's face it, you will probably never find any one better than her in a million years."

The blonde boy grinned, misinterpreting the insult, and started to shake Hinata awake. She slowly regained consciousness, staring at Naruto.

"N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NARUTO-KUN! I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-"

"So that is a yes?"

Hinata just nodded vigorously.

"Awesome, Dattebayo!"

Sasori's POV

Deidara smiled at Sasori.

"Thanks for that, Danna."

Sasori smirked. "No problem." He leaned forward and pecked Deidara on the lips. "How you feeling?"

"It's nice to get some fresh air, un."

Sasori nodded. "I read on the internet that at this point the baby can hear your heartbeat."

"AWWW! THAT IS SO CUTE!" Konan hugged Deidara from out of no where. "I remember when I was pregnant with Tsuru! Can you feel her yet?"

"I think, un, she feels like butterflies, un."

Konan smiled and nodded.

"Yeah! So, have you though of any names for her?"

"A few, but at the moment we like the name Delilay best. Sasori came up with it."

"Delilay…I like that name!

Deidara smiled.

"Delilay it is then, un."

-x-

Deidara's POV

"Hey, Danna…"

"Hn?"

Sasori and Deidara sat cuddled up together on the lounge, watching 'Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Greatest Secrets Finally Revealed'.

"We never got to go see your Granny after we went and saw my parents, un…Does she even know that I'm pregnant? I mean it would be really weird if we turned up one day with a little baby gir- OH MY GOD! THAT TRICK WAS AMAZING! HE GOT SAWN IN HALF!"

"…Deidara, there is obviously a stunt double as the man's legs."

A few minutes passed at the show revealed that Sasori was correct.

"…Oh, un…You're smart, Danna. You should be a magician."

"I will call her up after Desperate Housewives and tell her we will visit her tomorrow. Knowing Granny she will probably be talking to me for over half an hour, probably mostly complaining about how we never visit her."

"She is complaining about not seeing you? If she really loves your company so much then why did she send you to Deltek's, un?"

Sasori shrugged.

"Oh, which reminds me, I've booked your Anomaly Scan for two weeks time."

Deidara nodded.

"Hey Danna! I heard about this test on the internet!"

"What? A guy walking through a steel wall?"

"No, un! Not about the TV, about the baby's gender! It is called the Ring Test. Do you have any string, un? About 8-12cm long?"

Sasori gave Deidara an unamused expression.

"Dei…I make puppets…I obviously have a lot of string. Be right back."

Sasori stood up, stretching a little, and exited the room, heading towards their art room.

Deidara smiled and looked down at his baby bump.

"Hey there, un…I know you can't hear my voice…And I'm pretty sure that you don't even know that I even exist just yet…But…We all know about you, and we are waiting for you…Me…Your daddy Sasori…You will love him, un, even if he is sometimes over protective and possessive…But he has a good heart, yeah, and he is just looking out for our well being…Delilay…"

He smiled softly, stroking his belly lovingly.

"Okay, maybe I am a bit over protective, but I'm not that possessive …Oh who am I trying to fool?" Sasori laughed, sitting next to Deidara. The blonde's face flushed a little in embarrassment.

"Ah, you don't think it is weird that I talk to her, un…Do you?"

Sasori kissed Deidara lightly on the lips. He moved down Deidara's body, to the baby bump. The red head lifted up Deidara's shirt, kissing the bump.

"Hello in there, I'm Sasori, your future Daddy. Mummy is going a bit insane, but don't worry." Deidara bopped Sasori on the head, making the puppet chuckle. "Just kidding, Mummy is doing very good. We're trying our best out here, but it all depends on you, so don't give up, Sweetie." Sasori kissed the skin once more.

"Okay Danna, now you are starting to creep me out, un."

Sasori smirked, moving back up to Deidara's face.

"Yeah, I know Dei, I'm a big Creepy PedoPuppet, ain't I?"

Sasori pressed his lips to Deidara's.

Deidara smirked.

"Oh, I never said that, un. Creepy, yes, Puppet, obviously. But you ain't a Pedo, un. You're only one year older than me!"

Sasori smirked, holding up the string that Deidara had requested earlier.

"Good point. Now, let's see about that Ring Test."

"Oh yeah! Thanks Danna!"

Deidara took the string from Sasori, taking off his own wedding ring.

"Okay, un, if the ring moves in a circle, then it is a girl, if it moves in a left to right motion, then it is a boy!"

"Got it."

Deidara slipped the thread through the ring and let it dangle over his bump, making the string go slack. The ring started to move in a small circle. Deidara smiled down at it.

"Girl, un!"

"I guess it is, Brat."

The ring eventually stopped spinning, becoming almost still. Deidara took the thread out of the ring and slipped it back onto his ring finger. He put the string into one of the pockets of his blue pyjama pants.

"Thanks, Danna."

Deidara leaned against his husband. The TV show ended, and then the voice of Mary Alice Young said "Previously, on Desperate Housewives."

Deidara liked the show for the Drama. He couldn't get over how sad the episode before the last episode had been. There had been a scene with the gay guy couple. Gabrielle had been staying at there house because one of her kids had gotten Chicken Pox, but she loved the childless life that the gay guys lived. They were throwing a party for her, when she got a call from her daughter, telling her how she had scored her first goal in soccer. Gabrielle moved into a room that read 'Wet Paint' on the door so she could hear her daughter over the sounds of the party. She realised that she had stumbled into a nursery. She looked around, surprised, when one of the two main gay guys walked into the room.

The guy then went on to explain how they had been trying to adopt a baby girl, but when they got to the hospital, the mother had decided to keep her.

Deidara had thought the episode was really touching.

There were some families out there that desperately wanted to have a baby, while he and Sasori hadn't even talked about the subject. It made him feel lucky.

-x-

Sasori's POV

Sasori stood up as the credits began to role.

"Well, I better call Chiyo. She will still be awake because I know she watches Brothers and Sisters, which is the next show. A bonus since she won't want to talk for long."

Deidara smiled and nodded.

"Tell her I said hi!"

Sasori nodded and moved into the kitchen, picking up the land line phone. He dialled in the memorised number, listening to the phone ringing.

The ringing stopped as someone answered it.

"Hello?"

Sasori blinked; quirking an eyebrow.

"Gaara?"

"Sasori?"

"What are you doing at Granny's, Cuz?"

"Oh, Kankuro and I are staying here for a few days. Temari is also here to help Granny deal with us. Apparently, we're a hand fall."

"Oh, well can you tell Granny that Deidara and I will be visiting tomorrow?"

"Sorry, we are all going to be busy this week. Should I tell her that you're visiting her on Monday in two weeks?"

"I have school on- Oh, never mind, I forgot, that is a public holiday. Okay, we will come over then. Tell her that Deidara says hi. We have some pretty big news to tell her."

"Okay then, I will be sure to pass the message on."

"Thanks, Cuz."

"See you then."

Sasori hung up the phone, placing it back down on the land line.

"Hmmm, looks like we get to see Gaara, Kankuro and Temari on Monday, as well as Chiyo."

Deidara's POV

"Why Temari, un?"

Sasori walked back to the TV, turning it off.

"She is my cousin, haven't I told you?"

"Wait…TEMARI IS YOUR COUSIN?"

"Well, not really, she lived in the neighbourhood I grew up in. Temari always helped Granny whenever relatives came over. Oh, and you are also going to meet Kankuro and Gaara. They are both my actual cousins."

Deidara nodded. Made sense.

"…Wait…Gaara? I think Woolfy had a bit of a crush on him at Deltek's…" Deidara shrugged. "Meh, I'm sure she is over it by now, un." Sasori shrugged and there was a silence. "…Okay, better idea, let's just not tell her that he was there. Deal?"

"Deal. Now come on Dei, it is time for bed."

Deidara nodded.

"I read that the baby can hear the outside world at about 23 weeks old."

"Tsunade said 20 weeks, though she didn't really specify what it would hear. I guess about week 20-23ish."

The blonde nodded, giving a yawn.

"Okay, un."

Sasori stood up, stretching. Deidara stood up as well, also stretching a bit. The blonde moved over to his husband, wrapping his arms around his neck, pressing their lips together.

Sasori kissed back, moving one arm around Deidara's waist and the other hand to rest on Deidara's baby bump.

After a bit they pulled away, Deidara giving a sleepy yawn.

"Sasori, can you carry me to bed? My back is starting to hurt a bit, un."

Sasori smiled and nodded.

"Course, Dei."

He picked up his spouse bridal style, carrying him to their bedroom to sleep.

-x-

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