SasoDei - Baby Blue – Chapter 17
20 Weeks Pregnant
Relatives
Deidara looked out the window of their Toyota Yaris as they drove towards Sasori's Granny's house. Her place wasn't that far away actually.
"How do you reckon they will react?"
"I'm sure they will be more than happy to find out."
Deidara nodded softly, looking down at his baby bump. He had read on the internet that at this point in pregnancy he would probably be growing larger by 1cm a week.
"Shouldn't we have told Chiyo earlier, I mean, I'm already about half way through pregnancy, un…"
"I'm sure she won't mind too much." Sasori pulled the car into the drive way of Chiyo's house. He parked the car and they both looked at each other. The puppet smirked. "She is going to kill us."
Deidara smirked back.
"Yep."
They opened up their doors and hopped out of the car.
Both Artists made their way to the door of the house. It was a pretty nice place, comfortable. It had three bedrooms, one which had been Sasori's before he and Deidara moved in together.
Sasori rang the door bell and awaited a response.
Temari answered the door.
"Hey Sasori! Hey Deidara!"
"Hey Temari, un. Have you…Ah…Told Chiyo about-"
She smiled and shook her head. Deidara smiled and nodded.
"Come on in."
She stepped out of their way, granting them entrance into the house which Sasori had lived in for most of his life. The red head looked around the familiar surrounds as he walked towards the lounge room.
The lounge room was cosy. There was a softly burning fire place, two couches that were fairly modern and were a soft purple. There was a coffee table, which had a plate of cookies and short breads sitting on the surface.
"Sasori!"
Sasori felt himself get pulled into a bone (wood) crushing hug.
"Hi Granny."
Chiyo let go of him, but then hit him on the head.
"WHY DON'T YOU VISIT ME MORE OFTEN? YOU LIVE SO CLOSE!"
Sasori scratched the back of his head.
"Ah…Sorry Granny, Dei and I have been pretty busy recently…"
"Dei?" Her eyes moved over to Deidara. "Oh! Deidara! Come here and give your Husbands Granny a hug!"
Deidara gave her a quick hug.
"Hey Granny Chiyo, un."
"Now don't just stand there! Sit down!"
She sat down on one of the couches, along with Temari, while Sasori and Deidara sat on the other couch opposite it.
"GAARA! BRING THESE TWO A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE EACH!"
No one replied, but Deidara could make out the noise of cups clattering in the kitchen.
"Help yourself to some cookies and short bread!"
Deidara took a chocolate chip cookie while Sasori took a shortbread which was shaped like a star.
Both of them loved Chiyo's cooking. She had a weird mix of old fashion and modern cooking styles. One minute she would be using a stove, next she would be using the microwave.
"Actually…Deidara…" Deidara had been about to take a bite out of the cookie.
"Yeah, un?"
"You might not wanna eat that…You look like your…Gaining weight…I guess that is what marriage does to you though."
Deidara gave her an unamused expression, controlling his temper. He looked quickly at Sasori, who nodded at him.
"Well…You see…I'm- …Wait…Sasori, I told my parents, your telling your Granny, un!"
Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Fine." He turned to look at Chiyo. He held out a piece of paper. Chiyo took it, puzzled, and opened it.
The letter read in large bold writing 'YOU'RE SO OLD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT GRANDMOTHER'.
"HEY! I'M NOT- Oh! Well that would explain why your so f- Wait…WHAT?" In a flash she was standing in front of Deidara. "YOU'RE CARRYING MY GREAT GRAND CHILD, AND IT HAS TAKEN- …Wait…" She looked at Sasori. "How far along?"
"20 weeks."
"Okay." She looked back at Deidara. "AND IT HAS TAKEN YOU THIS LONG TO TELL ME?"
Deidara's eye twitched.
"Why does everyone blame ME for it, un? It is Sasori's fault just as much as MINE!"
Deidara was suddenly bought into a bone crushing hug by Chiyo.
"OH, I DON'T CARE WHO'S FAULT THIS IS! THIS IS SUCH GREAT NEWS! GAARA! ADD MARSH MELLOWS TO THOSE HOT CHOCOLATES! So!" She pulled away from the hug, sitting down next to Deidara. "Boy or Girl?"
"Girl, un."
"Name?"
"Delilay."
"Ah! Cute name! Eye colour?"
Deidara quirked an eyebrow at her.
"How should we know, un?"
"I know! Let's look at punnet squares!"
She grabbed a piece of paper and pen from the coffee table, drawing 4 boxes on it.
"Let's see…Deidara…You have blue eyes so both your parents must have had blue genes!"
She wrote two lower case B's on the left hand side, running vertically with the boxes.
"And Sasori, you have brown eyes. Your mother had brown eyes, as I did, but her uncle had blue eyes, so I say that she probably had one capital and one lower case. While your father had blue eyes, so he has two lower case B's. So…Im guessing that you might possibly be the same as your mother, one big B and one little B."
On the horizontal line she drew a capitatal B and a lower case B.
"And Deidara, you have Blue eyes, so you have two lower case B's!"
In the first punnet square she wrote Bb. In the second she also wrote Bb. In the other two boxes she wrote bb.
"So, that means there is a 50% chance of brown eyes, and a 50% chance of blue eyes!"
Deidara blinked.
"…What, un?"
"Course they might end up with another colour…" She blinked at the paper before scrunching it up and chucking it randomly. "Never mind, forget I mentioned it. Now. Whole name?"
"We haven't thought of a middle name…"
"What are your middle names?"
"Hiruko."
"Rhiannon, un."
"…Delilay Rhiannon Akasuna…I like it!"
Sasori and Deidara both looked at each other.
"I don't mind it."
"Neither, un."
"SO IT IS SETTLED! HER MIDDLE NAME IS RHIANNON! Has she started kicking yet?"
"Not really, un…I can feel her but no one else has been able to feel her yet."
"You should try reading to her! I could give you some of Sasori's fairy tales from when he was a little tyke!"
"Oh! That would be awesome! Thanks Granny, un!"
"Hey Cuz."
Deidara looked to see another red head entering the living room, carrying a tray which had a few mugs on. The blonde recognised him as Gaara.
"Hey Cuz."
"Hey Gaara, un."
Gaara placed the tray down on the coffee table.
"So, have you told Chiyo about the baby yet?"
"YOU ALL KNEW? AND YOU KEPT IT FROM ME? MY OWN GRANDSON IS EXPECTING A CHILD, AND NO ONE BOTHERS TO TELL ME?" She suddenly fainted on Sasori's lap.
They all blinked at her.
"Ah…Should we help her, un?"
Sasori gave him a dull expression, mouthing out a count down. Three. Two. One.
Chiyo began laughing and sat up.
"I FOOLED YOU ALL!"
She gave another laugh.
Everyone else gave a forced laugh. Sasori and Deidara both began to drink their hot chocolate. Deidara dunked a cookie into the drink, eating it before his was soaked enough to break.
"So, how have you been Gaara?"
The 22 year old shrugged.
"I've been okay. Been dating this girl who went to Deltek's."
"Cool, un!"
"Yeah, she recently got out of jail…Well…Broke out I should say."
Chiyo stared at him. "YOU'RE DATING A CRIMINAL?"
Gaara shrugged. "I guess."
"Oh. Okay then!"
Chiyo smiled and ate one of her shortbread cookies.
Deidara was in the process of eating another hot chocolate drenched cookie, running a hand subconsciously over his baby bump.
"What is her name?"
Gaara tilted his head at Sasori.
"Oh, her name is Woolfy."
Deidara coughed up the cookie. Sasori began to pat him on the back.
"Sorry, he is probably shocked because Woolfy is an old friend of his."
Deidara shook his head quickly, grabbing onto Sasori's hand. He put the red head's hand onto his baby bump, resting it there for a few seconds.
"What is it Dei?"
"Shhh…"
Sasori blinked softly. He suddenly felt a small pressure against the palm of his hand. His eyes widened. He felt it again, though a little harder this time.
"…That's…That's our…"
Deidara nodded softly.
"That's our baby, un…"
The others stared at them, captivated by the shock of the couple.
This is his baby…
The knowledge made Sasori giddy.
He was going to be a father!
"That's our baby…Deidara…That's our baby!"
Sasori wrapped his arms around Deidara.
"That's our baby, un!"
"That's my Great Grandchild!" Chiyo ran over them and joined in the hug. Temari did the same.
Gaara raised an eyebrow at the scene.
"…" He took a sip out of his coffee.
"THIS IS MARVELLOUS! I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT NOT TELLING ME EARLIER!"
Deidara laughed with joy. It was thrilling when other people could feel something that was going on inside of your own body.
The hug soon ended, though the excitement still lingered amongst them. It was thrilling, really, just the thought that there was something growing inside someone's body. Something that shares your flesh. Something that shares your blood. It shares your genes. It is something that shares your Life.
Deidara moved onto Sasori's lap. The red head wrapped his arms around the blonde's growing waist. The baby seemed to be growing tired since the number of kicks had diminished. Still, every time the she did kick, Sasori felt it.
They all started talking about Fairy Tales and toys.
-x-
"See you Granny."
"Bye, un! Thanks for the cookies!"
"And short bread."
"And short bread!"
Deidara waved the bag of left over cookies around a little.
"TAKE CARE! DON'T BE STRANGERS! OR ELSE!"
"We won't, un!"
They both hopped in the car, waving good bye one last time before they drove out the drive way.
"Well, un…That was fun."
"You can say it, they are all freaks."
Deidara grinned wide.
"They would be freaks if they weren't, un!" He moved a hand down to his belly. Their daughter seemed to be resting at the moment since she wasn't kicking. Deidara didn't let it worry him. "So, what book is daddy going to read to us tonight? What book do you want to read Delilay?"
Sasori smirked.
"What does she want?"
"She wants you to read us…Shade's Children, un!"
"…I think that book is a bit adultish for you, Delilay. Bad girl. You can read it when your 13."
Deidara laughed.
"Naughty Delilay, choose a suitable book, you're not even 0 yet! You're in the negatives! Now, choose a SUITABLE book, un!" Deidara was quiet for a few seconds. "Really, un?"
"What is it?"
"The Emperor's New Clothes."
They both looked at each other.
"Serious?"
Deidara smiled and nodded.
"Yeah, un."
Sasori parked the car in their garage, pressing the controller that he kept in the car which closed the large doors.
He leaned over and kissed Deidara softly on the lips. The blonde wrapped his arms around the red head's neck, deepening the kiss.
After a bit they finally pulled away for air.
"The Emperor's New Clothes it is then."
Deidara smiled wider.
"Cool, un."
He reached into the back seat of the car, rummaging through the box of books. After a bit he gave a successful noise.
He pulled out a large thin book from the pile. On the cover was a short, fat emperor, along with a fox and monkey in the back ground. There was a large pink sticker on it that read 'Angus & Robertson Book World – Special Price $2'. Deidara looked at the back of it, to see messy child hand writing, which read 'Theis bellongs two Sasorri Akasuena'.
"Awwwww! I don't know what is cuter, the hand writing or the spelling mistakes!"
Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Well, I did kind of write that when I was 3 years old, I could barely clutch a pen then."
The blonde smirked.
"Excuses, Danna. Now come on! Your Daughter and your DeiDei wanna hear the story!"
Sasori sighed, though smirking, taking the book from Deidara.
"So, I basically have to read to two children?"
Deidara smirked.
"Yep, un!"
-x-
Awww! When I was little I loved The Emperor's New Clothes =D I even went and found it in my bookshelf to write this chappy XD
I recommend the story ^O^ It was probably my favourite when I was little ^O^
Anyway, three questions!
(Keono) Here's a question! If Woolfy and Garra got together, what would their baby look like?
Funny question, Woolfy was originally with Gaara, but that was like 4 years ago. Over the years Woolfy has changed from being a Demon wolf who is the Nikage of Yamigakure, to being a Reincarnation of a three headed Dragon called Gorroryuu with split personalities and is an Akatsuki member…Yeah…Originally she was with Gaara, then with Itachi, and now with Hidan (though for this I did KakuHida cause I did that in School of Freaks) so just this fan fic she is going to sorta be with Gaara. Anyway, I went off topic! Red hair, Blue eyes, would have a pet dragon made of sand, a streak of Blonde in his hair. Yeah XD
(.Lucky) I hav a question... wen writin Yaoi, is it best 2 write a long run up chapter, n then sum action or just a short prologue and straight into the main scene?
Really I don't get this question, but I will try to answer it none the less! I sometimes do a prologue, and sometimes I don't. It depends on how much information I need to put into the events. For Baby Blue I did a fairly long prologue to really set the scene and plot, while in Big Doll House I did a short prologue that tells the readers the setting. So really there is no best way, just do whatever you're inspired to do ^-^
(Sallygirl1988) ... i hasa queston... is there gnn be anyre smut?
…Probably
T-T GUYS! YOU GOTTA ASK ME QUESTIONS! I ONLY HAD THESE THREE!
Anyway…Wow…I am REALLY getting lazy on this fan fiction =.= Sozzy it doesn't seem like I am writing, but I am writing! I am working really hard on The Blonde and the Bandit D=
I've already written up to 16 chapters (plus some chapters on paper I gotta write up)! So don't think I'm going completely lazy on you! Only on this fan fic XD
Oh, and…Ah…Kankuro was…Buying sunglasses…Yeah…
Hope you likey ^O^
HORRAY! SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!