SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 19
Strangers
Deidara's POV
"Hey Danna, what do you reckon the new neighbours will be like?"
Sasori shrugged.
"Hinata said they were detectives, second and third best in the state."
"Yeah, un…You think they are going to interrogate us?"
Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Sure Brat, they are going to interrogate us." He bopped Deidara on the head, smirking. "Seriously Dei, you're being pretty nosey over this."
"Do you think they have any kids, un?"
Sasori shrugged.
"We don't even know what gender they are."
"Obviously they're going to be a guy and a girl, un!"
"You never know, Brat, we're not a guy and a girl."
Deidara pouted.
"Just trying to be helpful, Danna."
Sasori rolled his eyes.
"I know, Dei, I know."
"Oh! Maybe they're here on a detective case! Like in the movies!"
Sasori shrugged.
Both of them perked up in confusion when the door bell rang.
They both looked at each other.
"Wonder who that is, un."
Deidara stood up from the couch where the couple had been snuggled up together.
He walked through the house to the front door. He couldn't really get a good look at the person at the door, even through the French door windows. The blonde turned the door handle, opening it up.
His eyes locked with another pair which were the same baby blue. The person had blonde hair, which had a slight orange tinge. He wore a pair of tight black leather pants, a pair of large brown leather boots and a brown vest type thing that revealed his stomach area. In his hands he held a bar of partly unwrapped chocolate. Around the blond's neck was a crucifix. He was taller than Deidara by a few centimetres (5 centimetres).
His most prominent feature, however, was the large burn that scarred the left side of his face, running down his neck and disappearing beneath his vest.
The man, probably 21 years old, gave a smirk at Deidara.
"Hey Ma'am, my partner and I have just moved in next door. Since none of our furniture has arrived yet, we decided to meet the neighbours."
Deidara smiled at him.
"Oh yeah, un! I heard you two are detectives!" His smile turned into a bit of a glare. "And if you must know, I'm a guy, un."
The blond seemed to be taken back momentarily, but quickly regained his composure.
"My bad, sir."
Deidara rolled his eyes, and then gave another smile.
"Do you wanna come in, un? Have coffee or something?"
The other detective stepped forward.
"Well actually we should go an-"
"We'd love to."
The red head stared at the blond for a few seconds, and then gave up.
"Cool, un, come right on through."
Deidara opened the door wide for the guests.
The red head wore a pair of orange goggles, making it impossible for Deidara to work out his eye colour. He wore a white and black stripped shirt, along with a creamy brown vest, complete with a bit of faux fur. The man of probably 20 wore a pair of baggy, baby blue jeans and a pair of black army boots. Just like his partner, he wore a pair of black gloves. He appeared to be about the same height as Deidara, possibly a couple of centimetres taller (2 to be exact).
Both of them entered the clean house and Deidara closed the door behind them.
They moved to the kitchen, where Sasori already was, turning on the kettle. Sasori gave them a soft smile, putting a hand out to shake. He shook both their hands.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Sasori."
"And I'm Deidara!"
The blond smirked at them.
"The name's Mello. Oh, could I have a hot chocolate?"
"Sure, un. I guess I should have one as well."
The red head gave a small wave.
"Oh, and my name is Matt."
"Nice to meet you, Mello and Matt."
Matt, Mello and Deidara moved to the lounge room while Sasori made two coffees and two hot chocolates. Mello took a chunk out of his chocolate bar.
"I see you like chocolate, un."
"…" The blond took another chuck out of his chocolate. "Sweets help me think."
Deidara nodded, smiling. "Makes sense." He looked at Matt. "What bout you, un? Got any hobbies?"
Matt blinked through his goggles.
"Video games."
Deidara smiled wide, standing off the couch.
"Wanna play Super Smash Bros Brawl?"
Matt smirked, hopping off the couch.
"You're on!"
Deidara and Matt moved to the Games Room, turning on the Nintendo Wii to play.
Sasori's POV
Mello raised an eyebrow and took another bite out of his chocolate.
"Is he pregnant or something?"
Sasori looked over at him.
"It's a long story, but yes he is."
Mello nodded, taking another bite out of his chocolate.
"Interesting. I wonder if that fat head Near would have figured that out…"
"Who?"
"Oh…No one."
Sasori just nodded, walking into the room and handing Mello his hot chocolate. He sat next to him on the couch, taking a sip of his own coffee.
"So, if you don't mind me asking, where did you get that scar?"
The blond took a sip out of his hot chocolate, closing his eyes softly.
"I was caught in an explosion." Sasori nodded, taking a sip of his coffee. "So?"
"So what?"
Mello smirked, opening his eyes once more.
"I told you something about myself, what bout you?"
Sasori blinked, bored expression. With his one free hand he lifted up his own shirt.
"Human puppet."
Mello took a bite out of his chocolate.
"Sweet."
Sasori pulled his shirt back down, taking another sip of his coffee.
"So, are you and Matt together?"
Mello took another sip of his hot chocolate.
"That information is classified."
"DANNA!"
"MELLSY!"
Both Sasori and Mello were quiet for a few seconds.
"So, who is uke and who is seme?"
Mello glared at the wall dividing their room and the room Deidara and Matt were in.
"We swap."
Sasori nodded, taking another sip of his coffee.
"And you?"
"I'm Seme."
Mello nodded, taking another bite of his chocolate.
"So, shall we go see the little kiddies?"
"Let's shall."
They both stood up and moved to the Games Room. Deidara and Matt were both playing on the Nintendo Wii.
"YOU'RE CHEATING, UN!"
"No, you just suck!"
Deidara glared at the screen, attacking Zelda with his Pit player.
Deidara was momentarily losing.
"Now Matty, play nice."
The blonde growled when Pit was once more knocked off the platform by Zelda.
"HA!"
The blonde glared harder at the scene as Pit respawned.
"I swear I will kill you, Zelda, un!"
"No one can beat Zelda, Angel Boy!"
Both continued playing.
Sasori looked back and forth between the screen and the two gamers.
"Dei, Matt, maybe you should let Mello and I have a go."
"But Danna! I've almost won this ti-" Pit was once more killed. "Here." He handed the controller to Sasori.
"Come on Matty, gimmie."
"Awww, but Mellsy!"
"Mail."
Matt immediately stopped playing and handed the controller to Mello.
"Fine, Mihael."
Sasori wondered faintly about what Mail and Mihael meant, but he didn't dwell on it as the game started.
Sasori and Mello both started attacking each other in the game, Sasori as Bowser and Mello as Pikachu.
Deidara's POV
"Hey Danna, did you get me a hot chocolate, un?"
"Oh, yours and Matts are in the kitchen, sorry."
"Okay, un. Thank you."
Deidara stood up, along with Matt, and they moved into the kitchen where their drinks were waiting for them.
Deidara sat up on the counter top, while Matt sat on the island bar's counter top, so they were facing eachother. Deidara started to drink his hot chocolate while Matt started to drink his coffee.
"So, what is your favourite game, un?"
"Kingdom Hearts 2. You?"
"Okami."
Matt nodded.
"So…Why do you wear goggles?"
The red head blinked at Deidara through the orange tinted glass.
"What? These old things? I guess I wear them because I like looking like a possible game character. It makes life more fun, less real."
Deidara nodded, taking another sip of his drink.
"What 'bout you? No offence but you're pretty fat."
Deidara shot him a glare, pulling the mug away from his lips.
"If you must know, I am pregnant."
"Oh…" Matt took another sip out of his coffee. "Congratulations?"
"Thank you, un."
Deidara took another sip of his hot chocolate.
They sat in silence, filled only by the sound of the game in the other room.
"So…How do you like Sunagakure so far?"
"Oh, it's okay. Different from where Mello and I came from."
"Where was that?"
"Oh, well, we can't really give out that information."
"Oh! So you're undercover?"
"Well, not really, one of our…Friends sent us here…He thought the city life was getting to our heads…"
"Oh, un…Sounds like fun…So, you're both detectives?"
"Yeah, Mello is the second best in the world, while I'm the third. We were given the title by L- I mean…We were given the titles for our work in the Kira case."
"Kira case?"
"Yeah, it was a huge case, affected the entire world, but course for unknown reasons, only the people who worked on the case can remember it."
"Oh…Okay…That's cool though! It must be interesting being a detective! I myself am an Artist."
"Cool, what kind of artist?"
"I usually work with clay."
"Oh, that's-"
For some reason the Mario theme song started going off.
"Oh, sorry, just a second."
Matt took his mobile out of his pocket, flipping it open and answering.
"This is Matt." … "Oh, thanks. Be right over." He hung up his phone, hopping off the bench.
"Mello! The delivery man is here!"
"5 more minutes!"
Matt rolled his eyes.
"Thanks for the coffee and that. Sorry if we annoyed you."
"Really, it is okay, un! You weren't annoying in the least!"
Sasori and Mello entered the kitchen. The blond took a bite out of his chocolate.
"We kept on coming a draw."
Sasori placed their mugs on the bench, helping Deidara off the counter top. Sasori pressed their lips together in a quick chaste kiss.
Mello raised an eyebrow then gave a smirk. He leaned over to Matt, their lips close.
Matt blushed and quickly dodged the kiss.
"Mihael!"
Mello shook his head, smirking and leaning away.
"I know, I know, public displays of affection. God, you're such a stick up the ass sometimes."
The blond took another bite of his chocolate, which was almost gone.
Deidara blinked at them.
"What's so bad about public displays of affection?"
Mello shrugged.
"I'm perfectly okay with them, but Matty here hates 'em."
Sasori nodded softly.
"That's perfectly natural, Matt, not everyone is comfortable with others seeing them kiss and that."
Matt seemed to brighten up a bit.
"So, Mello, we need to go unload our furniture."
"Oh, we could help, un."
"Really? We don't wanna be a hast-"
Mello laughed.
"That would be awesome." Mello then gave a soft frown. "Wait…What about…You know, your baby?"
Deidara blinked then gave a soft smile.
"It should be fine, just probably not lift anything heavy, un."
Mello smirked and nodded.
"Cool then, let's get moving some shit!"
-x-
Mello and Matt hadn't actually had very many things. A fridge, a double bed which had velvet black sheets, a pinkish purple couch, a pot plant, a large plasma TV, 1 box of game consoles, 3 boxes of actually video games, a few boxes of clothes and toiletries, 7 laptops, and much to Deidara's surprise, a Motor bike.
Deidara stared in awe at the bike.
"Wow, un! That's awesome!"
Mello smirked, wheeling the bike into the garage, where their also sat a shiny red car.
"Thanks."
Deidara then saw that the bike only had one helmet.
"Only one helmet?"
Mello shrugged.
"Don't need a second; Matt doesn't really like riding on it anyway."
Matt rolled his eyes.
"I kind of don't want to die. That thing is a screaming metal death trap."
Mello rolled his eyes.
"Yeah yeah, I know."
The blond finished off his chocolate bar (which he had put aside while moving furniture).
"Well, thanks for all your help today. Matty and I gotta go get some groceries and that."
Deidara smiled.
"No problem, un!"
Sasori smiled softly as well.
"Welcome to the neighbourhood."
"Thanks."
Matt and Mello hopped into the red car, waving good bye.
Sasori and Deidara waved good bye as well.
The red car disappeared around the bend, headed towards the shops.
The blonde and the puppet both looked at each other.
"What do you think, un?"
Sasori shrugged.
"I like them."
"I think they are cool, un…Wait…You actually LIKE them?"
Deidara stared at Sasori.
"What's the big deal?"
"You usually hate all other guys!"
Sasori smirked, kissing Deidara sweetly.
"I don't think I have to worry as much about people stealing you, or you running off with them any more."
"You're paranoid, you know, un?"
Sasori smirked.
"I'm getting better. Now come on, I have a pizza with your name on it."
"Really, un?"
The red head smirked.
"Well, I will after I call Dominoes, then of course it takes a bit to deliver, so the sooner we go back to the house, the sooner I phone, and the sooner y-"
"Okay, un! Come on Danna! Pizza!"
Deidara started dragging him back to their house. Sasori rolled his eyes, smirking.
-x-
So the people are Matt and Mello from Death Note X3 (as most of you guessed)
Okay, this chapter doesn't really go anywhere *shrug* But meh X3 Matt and Mello XD I loves them!
Oh, and I have to say this.
Ahem.
It has come to my attention that, surprisingly, the majority of my readers do actually know and/or love the pairing MelloxMatt. Though it has also come to my intention that some of you do not know of these two characters, and/or that you absolutely hate them paired together. I'm just going to say…THEY AREN'T (probably) GOING TO BE MAIN CHARACTERS! Okay?
I do have something planned for Matt in the future of this fan fiction, but you're going to have to wait to see what it is X3
They might make several appearances and that through out it, but there isn't going to be any strong Yaoi between them, this is still SasoDei.
I am possibly thinking of doing a Matt and Mello fan fic which is basically their point of view of before, during, and after Baby Blue, showing stuff like how they are still alive and that. But, of course, I have numerous fan fictions to work on before that, so meh.
Matt (Mail Jeevas) and Mello (Mihael Keehl) © Ohba and Obata
Oh, you can also see that Sasori is becoming a little less possessive of Deidara ^-^
Hope you likey ^O^