SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 20
Students
23 weeks pregnant
Deidara's POV
Deidara looked down at his hand mouths, frowning.
"Danna, my hand mouth's gums are bleeding, un."
Sasori looked over at him from their bed where he had been reading his copy of 'The Wife of Martin Guerre'.
"Yeah, that is a symptom of pregnancy around this time…Well; I guess for you it is three times as worse." Sasori chuckled in amusement.
Deidara rolled his eyes, rinsing the toothpaste and blood out of his hand mouths.
"Hey Danna…Since my water can't brake, how will we know when I'm ready to give birth, un?"
Sasori thought for a few seconds.
"Well, probably around 40 weeks we will go to the hospital to have a caesarean."
"And if the baby is ready before then?"
"I'm sure we will know." He gave Deidara a soft smile.
The blonde pouted.
"That's easy for you to say Danna! What if I start giving birth and you're not here to take me to the hospital, un?"
Sasori gave a shrug, turning the page of his book.
"You can call me on my mobile, and I can call Mello or someone to take you to the hospital. Then I would have to tell the principal, if I was at school at the time that us, and then I would have to meet you at the hospital."
Deidara nodded softly.
"What if everyone is busy and no one can take me to the hospital?"
"I'm sure there will be at least one person around to take you. I will probably be home at the time anyway."
Deidara nodded, though still not fully convinced.
"Do you reckon the baby knows who we are? I mean, she can hear us talking right now, un…"
"Deidara, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know who she is."
The blonde nodded a solemn nod, looking down at his baby bump.
"Do you think she dreams in there?"
He ran a hand over his belly. He thought he felt a slight kick against his hand but he couldn't be sure.
"Who knows?"
"It must be boring in there, un!"
Sasori rolled his eyes, smirking.
"I'm sure she can find some source of entertainment."
"Yeah, like kicking me in the ribs! That is really uncomfortable, un."
Deidara exited the bathroom, crawling onto the bed in his pyjamas.
Sasori placed his book down on the bed side table, switching off the lamp shade, turning the room dark.
Deidara crawled under the bed sheets, snuggling against Sasori. The red head wrapped his arms around Deidara. The blonde buried his head in the crook of Sasori's neck, closing his eyes softly.
"Nighty night, Danna."
"Night night, Brat."
Deidara smiled softly.
"Nighty night, Delilay."
"Night night, second Brat."
Deidara chuckled softly, kissing Sasori's neck softly.
"Yep, you and your two Brats."
-x-
24 Weeks Pregnant
Deidara glared at his belly.
"Danna, my skin is itchy."
Silence.
Deidara glared harder. Oh yeah, it was Tuesday, Sasori had school.
"Why couldn't he be a dental hygienist instead, un?"
Deidara lifted up his shirt, running a finger over the forming stretch mark, scratching the skin where it was itchy.
The blonde stood up, walking through the house to the bed room, then into the bathroom. He began rummaging around the cupboards for a lotion of some kind to soothe his irritated skin.
Sasori's POV
Sasori sighed.
"For the millionth time, Dosu, you can't sing termites to sleep."
Some of these kids were just plain stupid.
The kid shrugged and continued writing notes.
Suddenly the song 'Geek in the Pink' began to play.
"Whose phone is that? No phones in class." A few seconds ticked by. "Oh, wait…Give me a minute."
Sasori pulled his phone from the pocket of his jeans, sitting down at his desk. He flipped open the noisy device. The caller ID said 'Brat'.
The red head put the mobile to his ear.
"Dei, I'm in the middle of class."
"I know, un, sorry, I was just wondering if you could pick me up some lotion?"
"Deidara, we have heaps of lotion."
"No we don't, un."
"…Deidara, I bought some just three days ago."
"No you didn't."
"...Deidara, I did, seriously."
"No you didn't, un."
"…Okay…"
Sasori was sure he had.
"Why haven't we had sex in a while?"
The red head blinked.
"What?"
"You heard me, why haven't we had sex in a while?"
"Dei, we had…" He looked at the students, who were listening in to their conversation (though they couldn't hear what Deidara was saying, thank god). "We had it just last week."
"No we didn't."
The hell?
"Are you okay, Dei?"
"Do you still find me physically attractive, un?"
Sasori sighed. "Deidara, oh course I do. I love you."
A few seconds of silence.
"I love you to Danna!" Sasori resisted the urge to face palm. Deidara and his random mood swings. "Oh, Danna, while you're getting me that lotion, could you also pick up some lube, un?"
"Brat, we have plenty of- …Oh…" Deidara had used the code. Basically, if he asked Sasori to buy lube, he was really saying 'I need you'. "Oh, of course, Dei. I will pick some up. Anything else?"
"Hmmm…Chocolate please."
"Okay then. Hurry home."
"School ends in about half an hour, so add one trip to the shops to that…I should be home in about an hour."
"Okay Danna! Loves you! (Kissing noise)."
"Yeah, love you to, Brat. See you in a bit."
Sasori hung up the phone, looking up at the curious faces of the brats.
"Get back to work, twerps."
He stood up, putting his phone back into his pocket.
"Who were you talking to, Sir?"
Sasori shot the girl a look.
"My private life is of none of your business."
"Oh! I bet it was his girlfriend!"
"What? He has a girlfriend?"
"No way! I already told you; as soon as I'm eighteen I'm going to marry him!"
"No way! Mr Akasuna is mine!"
"No way, Bitch! He is mine!"
The girls continued to bicker, earning stares from the rest of the class. Everyone soon began talking to the person sitting next to, or around, them.
"He has a girl friend?"
"No way! He is mine!"
"Why are all the girls arguing over him? I think he is a jerk." The boy was immediately attacked by the girl sitting next to him.
Sasori face palmed, and then held his hand up.
The students slowly began to drop their conversations and give him their full attention.
He pointed to the gold band on his ring finger.
"This is. A. Wedding. Ring. I. Am Married. I don't. Have. A girlfriend."
"SAY IT ISN'T SO, SASO! DIVORCE THE SLUT! I DESERVE YOU MORE!"
"NO WAY! I DESERVE HIM WAY MORE THAN ALL OF YOU!"
The room was filled with chatter once more.
Sasori was fuming by now. He picked up the metre ruler and slammed it down on his table, the loud crack immediately silencing the children.
"If you MUST know. I DON'T have a WIFE." A few girls smiled happily with relief. Sasori's eyes narrowed. "I have a husband."
The room was awkwardly silent for a few moments.
All the students were gaping at him. One of the boys whispered "No way!"
A girl suddenly broke the silence.
"WHAT? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!"
"YOU ACTUALLY CHOSE A GUY OVER ME?"
Sasori turned his back to the students, trying to compose himself.
He turned around, smirking softly and handsomely.
The students all immediately stopped talking.
"Please," His voice was as smooth as velvet, yet at the same time it seemed to be masking murderous intent. "Girls…Sit down. And shut up." The girls immediately dropped down back into their seats, and a few boys vowed to master the voice themselves. "Thank you. Now, let's get back to work…Or else I will give all of you detention for the rest of your life. Thank you."
None of the students said one word till the bell signalling the end of class sounded.
-x-
Sasori was walking through the Woolworths near his and Deidara's house. He had already grabbed the lube (A/N- I have no idea where you buy lube =3) and was looking through the lotions isle, trying to find a type of lotion that Deidara would liked.
"Hello, Sir."
Sasori looked behind him to see one of his students standing there.
The boy was deathly pale and sort of bland looking. He always wore the same clothes everyday, including a short vest that revealed his slim, white waist.
He was a good drawer, Sasori had to admit, but he was as lousy with puppets as a dog was at cooking a roast, or something like that.
Sasori turned back to the lotions.
"Hello, Sai. What do you want? I am not giving you a better mark, you deserved that C."
"No, it wasn't that. I was just wondering why everyone was reacting so weirdly when you told us that you had a husband?"
Oh yeah, Sasori had forgotten this kid had an emotion problem.
He picked out a lotion and began reading the back of the bottle. Deidara was very picky.
"I guess because it isn't the norm for a guy to be with another guy. Really I don't see the big deal about it. Whether you're in love with a guy, or a girl. It doesn't matter which, both choices are human at least. So really, what's the difference?"
Sasori put the lotion he had chosen in the shopping basket he had grabbed. Since he was at the shops, he might as well grab a few extra things while he was here.
The red head began walking down the isle, heading for the confectionery section.
Sai followed behind him.
"Is that why you love him?"
"Hm?"
"You love Deidara because he is a guy?"
"Oh, no, actually I'm not really interested in any gender really. Not quite gay, not quite straight, and not quite bisexual."
"So why do you love him?"
Sasori gave a soft hum, stopping in the toothpaste isle, grabbing a tub of Colgate: Triple Action.
"I love him, because I love him." Sasori once more continued towards the confectionery isle. "There really is no thought behind it. That is Love. It's…Messy."
Sasori walked into the confectionery section, reaching the chocolate part of it. For some reason there had been a surprising lack of chocolate recently (Sasori blamed the blond next door).
Hmmm…All that was left was Lindt. That's a pretty expensive brand.
"Why do people fall in love then?"
Sasori sighed and looked over at the student.
"Seriously kid, you're asking the wrong person."
"Why did you fall in love?"
Sasori looked between the kid and the chocolates.
"I can live without love; that is one thing." Sasori turned back to the chocolate. He took the red Lindt 'Lindor' box from the shelf and narrowed his eyes at it. "But Deidara is something different. It wouldn't matter if I didn't love him, though I do, and it wouldn't matter if he didn't love me, though he does. Because at the end of the day, he is really the only thing that makes life worth living."
He gave a soft smile at his own words, putting the chocolate inside his shopping basket.
Sai cocked his head.
"That doesn't make very much sense."
Sasori rolled his eyes.
"This is reality. Nothing makes sense. The world would be simpler if we were all a deck of cards in Wonderland."
Sai looked thoughtfully at the ceiling of the shopping centre, and then gave a smile.
"Interesting concept. You're not a teacher for nothing. Thank you, sir."
Sai was about to leave when Sasori stopped him.
"I guess it would be the right thing to do if I gave you some appropriate advice." Sasori rubbed his chin, thinking for a few seconds. "Don't do drugs, and stay away from strangers, especially ones with candy and white vans. Got it?" Sasori smirked at his student.
"Thank you." Sai smiled more, giving a slight bow.
"Yeah yeah, now run off already."
"See you tomorrow."
Sasori sighed.
"Joy. See ya."
Sai ran off down the isle, disappearing to the left.
"…Weirdo." Sasori shook his head, though smirking as he did so. He looked down at his basket, making sure he had everything. "Hmm…Close enough."
He turned and started towards the cashier, wondering faintly what Deidara would be like when he got home.
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I agree with Sasori, reality is weird
I read Alice in Wonderland (it was funny, my dad got it for me yesterday and three hours after he got it for me I had already finished it XD Good book) and I don't think it was really that insane *shrug* I think reality is weirder than Mock Turtles dancing with Gryphons. Though that might just be me *shrug*
Anyway, no inspiration for this chapter *shrug*
Next chapter with (most possibly) be smut (and there will possibly be a small Matt scene but don't quote me on that)
And yeah…
I love Lindor chocolates ^O^ They expensive (they're a brand of Swedish chocolates XD ) But they really nice ^O^
Lolz
Anyway, hope you likey ^-^
Oh, ah…I almost forgot questions (woops, I forgot last chappy O.o" )
Anyway, here are a few from one of my good friends
(AkatsukiChibiness) "Are you going to write a sequel to this story where it's the next generation where Delilay will star in? If so, will you mention the other Akatsuki member's possible children?"
Nope =3 It is rare for me to do a Sequal, Trilogy is just unheard of XD Lolz
"Is this story going to be a simple love story or are there any tricks up your sleeves?"
Course I always have tricks up my sleeves XD It is the reason I always draw Woolfy with long sleeves XD Lolz
"What inspired you to write this in the first place?"
*shrug* Well, I promised you all that I would do a sequel, so yeah *shrug* Anyway, I also did Mpreg because I though there was a lack of really believable MPreg stories (including some of my own XD ) So yeah *shrug*
Anyway, ask me questions and I might answer 'em ^-^
Thanx ^O^
Hope you likey!