SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 22
Dreams
27weeks into Pregnancy
Deidara's POV
Deidara looked around the shopping centre, not really there for any specific purpose. Sasori was at school, so he decided to get out of the house for a bit. He sighed as he sat down on one of the benches.
The blonde was bored out of his mind already, and he hadn't even been there for an hour yet. What the hell was he supposed to do?
Hmmm, the bowling centre was open, maybe he could call Woolfy or someone to come and verse him at ten pin bowling. Maybe Matt or Mello…
Someone who was breathing for Gods sake!
"What do you reckon, Delilay?"
No response, not that he really had been awaiting one.
The blonde frowned and gave a sigh, leaning back on the bench.
"So you don't wanna go bowling, un?"
No response.
Deidara sighed once more.
"You're not very helpful, are you?"
There was a slight kick again his belly. He blinked down at it. Pure coincidence.
"So you agree that you aren't helpful, un?"
No response.
"Oh great, I'm going crazy." Deidara sighed and stood up, pulling his mobile from his pocket.
First he dialled Mello's mobile.
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Nothing. Deidara hadn't really heard from either him or Matt in a bit.
He was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly heard a voice.
"Hello Deidara."
Deidara blinked. It was Mello's voice.
"Huh? How did you know it was me, Mello?"
"Because I'm standing right behind you."
Deidara turned around to see Mello standing a metre behind him, smirking, one hand on his hips and the other holding his mobile to his ear. He was wearing his usual leather, along with a pair of sunglasses. Deidara noticed faintly that there was something different about Mello, but he couldn't put his finger on whatever it was.
"Oh. Mello, sorry, I gotta hang up, something just came up. Bye."
Deidara hung up the phone, and spun around so he was fully facing Mello. The blond hung up his phone as well. He probably rolled his eyes, but Deidara couldn't see beneath the sunnies.
"Hey Mello, un. What are you doing here?"
Mello shrugged.
"I came to get Matt a new video game."
"…Why doesn't Matt buy one for himself, un?"
Mello shrugged once more.
"It's an old habit from our days at the orphanage."
"Okay." Deidara smiled at him softly. The smile then fell. "Wait, orphanage?"
"Yeah, Matt and I first met there when we were 8 years old, well, at the time he was 7. Anyway, yeah, we were both orphans."
Deidara nodded solemnly.
"That's sad to hear, un…"
"It wasn't that bad, it was better than most orphanages." Mello pulled a chocolate bar from his back pocket, unwrapping the foil. "So, why did you call?"
"Oh, I was bored and I wanted to see if anyone wanted to hang out with me since Sasori is at work, un."
Mello pulled a chunk of chocolate off of the bar.
"So you wanted some company, basically?"
Deidara blinked.
"Yeah, un. Just until, like, 3 o'clock anyway."
The blond gave a soft nod, taking another bite out of the chocolate.
"Hmmm…I guess I've got nothing better to do."
Deidara smiled. "Awesome, un! So, what do you wanna do?"
Mello shrugged.
"Well, firstly, I need to go to EB Games to get Matt's game."
"Okie Dokie, I think that EB Games is this way."
-x-
Sasori sighed.
God these kids!
Don't they ever shut up?
"Okay, children, you have a test coming up soon, so you better get studying, or I will fail your sorry little asses!"
They quietened for a few minutes.
And then some began whispering to each other.
Others saw others whispering and began to whisper to their neighbour as well.
The whispering grew into talking, and talking grew into shouting. Kids started to get out of their seats so they could go talk to their friends.
Sasori rubbed his temples, trying to keep his cool.
The chatter grew even louder, becoming almost unbearable.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" The kids abruptly stopped and stared at Sasori. He blinked. He hadn't said anything, though he had been about to shout the same thing.
All eyes turned to the door to see a blonde standing in the doorway.
Sasori blinked at his spouse as the blonde walked over to him.
"Deidara?"
Deidara put his arms around Sasori's neck and bought him into a kiss.
The class stared at the scene, jaws gaping wide.
Deidara pulled away from the kiss, smiling up at him.
"Hey Danna~"
"Has something happened?"
Deidara shrugged, arms still wrapped around Sasori's neck.
"I just wanted to see you, un. I was at the shops, which is pretty close to the school, so I thought I would drop by."
Sasori gave him an unamused look.
"And the real reason you stopped by?"
Deidara smiled.
"I was wondering if on the way home we could get a pizza, and rent out a movie. It's been ages since we had a movie night, un."
Sasori smiled back at Deidara, kissing him softly on the lips.
"Course, Dei. Class is almost over, go wait for me in the car."
Deidara pulled away from Sasori and the red head handed him the car keys.
"Thanks Danna! Love you!" Deidara kissed Sasori quickly on the cheek. He then turned a walked back out the classroom.
Sasori smiled faintly at the door.
He finally remembered where he was and looked at his students, smile fading.
The kids were staring, mouths wide open.
Sasori folded his arms over his chest, glaring at the idiots.
"What are you staring at? Never seen two guys kiss before?"
Some of them shook their heads, the majority just continued to gape.
Sasori scanned over the faces, to see that only one of them wasn't staring at him gaping, and that was Sai, who was either writing or drawing something.
Sasori sighed.
At least the room was quiet.
Thought too soon.
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU PREFER THAT FAT TRANSVESTITE OVER ME?"
"I THOUGHT YOU HAD BETTER TASTE THAN THAT!"
There were more shouts, but Sasori managed to ignore them. He put a hand up, signalling the students to quiet down.
Eventually they did.
"Deidara isn't fat, he is pregnant if you must know."
Shouldn't have said that.
The students were dead quiet, gaping at him once more. Even Sai was blinking at him. Oh well, at least he wasn't gaping.
"What are you all? Venus Fly Traps?"
A few people put their hands up, wanting to ask a question. Sasori knew they would all be something along the lines of "How the hell a guy gets pregnant in the first place?"
The bell suddenly rang, signalling the end of class.
"You are all dismissed, study for your test tomorrow, and let us never speak again of anything that happened during today's lesson. See ya!" Sasori picked up his back pack which he used to carry his teaching tools, and exited the class room before any of the students could even become aware that class had even finished.
-x-
Sasori climbed into the car, smirking at Deidara.
Deidara smiled back.
"Poor Sasori Danna, has to put up with so much."
Sasori smirked.
"I just hope that our kid ain't like them idiots."
Deidara smirked back.
"With a father like you? Course not, un!"
-x-
"So, what movie do you wanna watch?"
Deidara frowned, looking at all of the names.
"Depends. What mood are you in, Danna? Romance? Drama? Horror?"
Sasori shrugged.
"It's up to you."
Deidara pouted.
"Come on, Danna, I can't make all the decisions! You're choosing the movie."
The red head gave a soft hum.
"Fine." He picked up a movie that seemed interesting. "Inception?"
It was a fairly new movie, so it was only on one 1 day loan.
"I've heard of that, un! It has gotten some really good reviews! Plus it has Leonardo Dicaprio in it! He is hot~" Sasori blinked at him. Deidara laughed. "Course, not as hot as my Sasori Danna!" He pecked Sasori on the cheek.
"Inception it is."
They both went to the cashier, also buying a few packets of Maltesers while they were there.
-x-
Sasori and Deidara lay cuddled up on the couch, watching the movie.
"I hope he gets to see his kids, un, cause it will be sad if he doesn't."
The red head gave a soft hum, slipping another Malteser into his mouth, subconsciously stroking Deidara's baby bump softly and lovingly.
-x-
"STOP SPINNING, UN! STOP SPINNING!" Deidara kept shouting at the TV as the movie came to an end. The film cut off without a concrete ending, the credits beginning to role. "AWWW! I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WERE A DREAM OR NOT!"
"It's up to your own interpretation."
"THEN IT WASN'T A DREAM!"
"I reckon it was a dream."
Deidara stared at him.
"Danna! You're supposed to agree with me."
Sasori shrugged. "It's just my interpretation of the movie. Heck, whole reality could be a dream. You and I right now might just be a dream. All this around us, a thinner substance than air."
"That's silly, Danna! You don't think I'm real?" He pouted. Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Who knows?" Sasori kissed Deidara on the lips. "But if this is a dream, then it is the best damn dream I could have wished for."
Deidara frowned.
"Who said it was your dream? It might be my dream that you're in, un!"
Sasori smiled.
"Whoever's dream it is, I envy them."
Sasori locked lips with Deidara once more, and then looked at the clock.
11:32pm.
"Damn, I got school tomorrow. Let's go to bed, Dei."
Deidara smiled and nodded, kissing Sasori on the cheek.
"Sweet dreams, Danna."
"I read on the internet, that by next week, the baby will begin to dream."
Deidara nodded softly.
"What is there to dream about?"
"A past life, possibly. Whatever memories of the past remain, as they eventually disappear, replaced with new memories of a new life."
Deidara smirked.
"Or maybe they just dream of escape."
Sasori smirked.
"That too."
-x-
I loved the movie Inception ^O^ I recommend it =3 Sozzy if I spoiled some things from it ^-^" I tried to make it subtle
OKAY! I AM REALLY SORRY THAT THIS CHAPTER IS A WEEK LATE, AND IT IS A BIT SHORTER THAN USUAL! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO INSPIRATION FOR THIS! *goes off and cries*
Plus it ain't like I haven't been doing anything, I've begun uploading Blonde and the Bandit (1 chappy a day)
Anyway, questions!
(The Celestial Dragon) What is the best SasoDei fanfic you've ever read before? It can be on any terms: Plot, smut, whatever. :3
I'm not really into fan fics that are just smut =.= I love a good plot (Smut in it is awesome though XD ) Anyway, I have a list of 4 fave fan fics It's Not Love (xotakux2002x), Flesh and Blood (Kantayra), Alien Boyfriend (SasoDei-Love) and Salutation, Education (Novelist Pup). The two main competitors are It's Not Love and Flesh and Blood I guess. They are both awesome XD But I think Flesh and Blood would take the cake (even though the cake is a lie) since there is more effort put into it (NOT OFFENCE XOTAKUX2002X! KANTAYRA'S IS REALLY LONG! And awesome!) I really love a good humor fic as well X3 Tragedy is good too, though I usually laugh when I read them (I'm a cold hearted Bitch XD ) So yeah, Flesh and Blood by Kantayra ^-^
(GingerSnapDragon) I'm curious about the Mayonaka. Will they be involved more or just left to our imagination?
Depends if I get around to writing my book with them in X3 But for this fan fic, they are up your imagination X3 Lolz
(Blood Drench Scorpion) Eh? EHH? REALLY? Is that what chocolate really does?... I've heard of it before but I thought it was just pure BS... Can you confirm that for me?
'Well its wonderful taste aside, chocolate contains phenylethylamine - the same chemical that is released in your brain when you fall in love; leading to that increase in the pounding of your heart, feeling of a sudden gush of excitement. "Love Chemical" is what some would call it. It is also believed by researcher that phenylethylamine in turn causes the brain to release mesolimbic dopamine in the pleasure centers of the brain, another chemical where its presence is at peak during an o-' …Yeah, I'm not finishing that quote =.=" I'm actually pretty modest ^-^" Heh heh =.= anyway, yeah ^-^ Confirmed X3
Hope you likey ^-^
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