SasoDei – Baby Blue – Chapter 23
Shower
30 weeks into Pregnancy
Sasori's POV
Sasori awoke to the sound of the toilet flushing. He opened his eyes and sat up, looking at the clock.
3:41am.
He looked to the bathroom as the toilet door opened and his spouse walked out. Deidara blinked at him in the dark.
"Ah, sorry to wake you, Danna. The Baby keeps pressing against my bladder, un."
Sasori gave a soft smile as the blonde crawled back into bed.
"That's okay Dei, I know."
He wrapped an arm around Deidara's large waist, pulling his spouse against him. Sasori placed a slight kiss on his forehead and closed his eyes.
"I keep having these really weird dreams, un. I don't know whether to be freaked out or inspired by them."
Sasori gave a slight nod.
"You're in the third and last trimester now. 10 weeks to go. Now let's get some sleep."
Deidara yawned and gave a nod, closing his eyes.
"Nighty night, Danna."
"Nighty night Brat."
-x-
Week 33
Deidara's POV
The house was dark when Deidara got home.
Sasori had convinced them both to go on a walk. The blonde had enjoyed the fresh air. He hadn't been out the house much since the added weight of his baby bump made him almost constantly tired, but Sasori had persuaded him to come out.
Sasori unlocked the front door, holding it open for his spouse.
"Ladies first." Deidara folded his arms, glaring faintly at Sasori. The red head chuckled. "Just kidding."
The blonde rolled his eyes and entered the house.
"Why is it so dark, un?"
He flipped on the light switch.
"SURPRISE!"
Deidara jumped back in surprise when several people jumped out from hiding spots.
"What the hell, un?"
He looked around at the familiar faces.
Konan, Pein, Tsuru, Itachi (awake for once), Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Tobi, Gaara, Kankuro, Woolfy, Chiyo, Naruto, Hinata, Kurotsuchi, Janice, Gregory, Saviour, Dokusho, Ameth, Kinpatsu, Temari, Shikamaru, Tsunade (who was just standing in the corner bored), some of Sasori's students including Sai, Matt and finally Mello (The majority of people in the story =D so the Mayonaka had to be there ^-^" Sozzy).
Deidara stared at all of his friends and family.
"You- I- When- How- …Un…"
The blonde continued to gape.
Sasori chuckled and put an arm around the blonde's shoulders.
"It's a baby shower, Brat."
Deidara continued to gape.
"Baby Shower, un?"
Konan stepped forward with Tsuru on her shoulders.
"YEP! You remember my baby shower, don't you? We're here to congratulate you and Sasori!"
Deidara blinked and then smiled wide.
"I think I love you all, un!"
"Ahem."
"Well, not as much as Sasori here, but I still loves you all!"
Tsunade blinked.
"I only came because I wouldn't have to go to work."
"You really are the worst doctor ever, aren't you, un?"
"Just lazy."
Deidara rolled his eyes.
Hinata stepped forward.
"We all b-bought food! L-lets e-eat!"
-x-
Matt's POV
Soft music was playing through the television.
People were mingling with each other.
"Excuse me."
Hinata turned around to see Matt standing there.
"Oh, c-c-c-can I help y-y-you?"
"You're the last owner of my house?"
"Oh! A-Are y-you the detective?"
Matt smiled slightly at her.
"Yeah, third best. Anyway, when we moved in I found this bracelet, and I was wondering if it belonged to you?"
The red head held up a gold bracelet which was pattered by amethyst studded hearts. Hinata's eyes widened and she smiled with joy.
"Oh! Y-y-y-y-yes! That's m-m-m-my great grand m-mothers bracelet! I've b-been looking for it e-everywhere!" Matt handed the bracelet to her, still smiling sweetly. "Thank you so m-much!"
She flung her arms around him in a hug, giving him a grateful kiss on the cheek.
Matt gave a soft laugh.
"Don't mention it. Well, I gotta go back to Mello before he gets the idea of killing you." Hinata blinked at him. "Just kidding." Not.
"O-O-Okay!" She giggled. "W-Well I'm gonna go show N-Naruto-Kun! Th-thanks again!"
She walked off to go find her boyfriend.
Matt turned around, looking at Mello. The blond had his arms crossed and was glaring hard at him.
"What?"
"You were flirting with her."
The red head could hear the anger behind the voice. He raised an eyebrow, pulling his goggles up to his forehead.
"I wasn't flirting with her, Mello. I was just returning her bracelet."
"Oh fuck you!"
Matt frowned and gave a sigh.
"Mihael." Mello blinked angrily at the use of his real name. "What are you so scared of? You think I'm going to leave and never see you again? I stuck by you through the 5 year separation, even after you left, leaving a single note. I stuck by you when you arrived at my door, about to pass out, scarred from the explosion. I even stuck by you through the kidnapping of Takada to my death. Why are you so scared of me leaving you? I should be the one worried that you will leave me someday. Don't think that I don't know about your little nightly trips."
Mello glared at him, but suddenly widened his eyes.
"Wait…Takada?"
Matt blinked softly.
"You heard me."
"…I never told you her name…" Mello blinked at him, and then glared hard. "YOU FUCKING LIAR!"
Matt blinked back at him. Wait…Oh shit, Mello had never told him her name…
The blond gave a sigh, rubbing his forehead. "You know what? Fuck you. I'm out of here."
Mello walked pass Matt, weaving through the crowd of people, disappearing out of the red head's vision, and no doubt out the front door.
The gamer gave a sigh and went to find Sasori to tell him he had to go.
-x-
Deidara's POV
"OH MY GOD! I CAN SEE WHY MR AKASUNA MARRIED YOU! YOU'RE SO CUTE!"
"LIKE, OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY SEE AS WELL!"
"I THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE BEFORE YOU!"
"LIKE NO WAY! I THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN!"
Both girls continued to argue. Deidara looked back and forth between the two students. He felt sorry for Sasori, whom had to put up with these kids for the majority of the week.
They turned back to him.
"I LOVE YOU!"
"I LOVE YOU MORE!"
"DIVORCE SASORI AND MARRY ME!"
"NO! MARRY ME!"
"I'm not going to divorce my Sasori for a couple of underage girls, un!"
They both stared at him, gaping with puppy dog eyes.
"WHAAAAATTT?"
"But, you know who you might wanna marry?"
"WHO?"
"YEAH! WHO?"
"That boy over there." Deidara pointed at Sai, who sat all alone.
"EWWW! BUT HE IS GAY!"
"Didn't stop you from wanting to marry me and my husband, un. Fine, at least go talk to him, he is all alone!"
"NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"NEVER!"
"Fine, if you won't, then I will. SAI!"
Deidara waved to the pale boy and walked over to him.
Sai blinked at him.
"Huh? Did I do something wrong?"
"No! I just thought you might like some company! I'm Deidara, Sasori's husband! He has talked about you a few times." The blonde sat down next to Sai. "So how are you?"
"I guess I am okay. How are you?"
"Honestly, I'm a bit scared. I don't really think I'm ready to give birth, un."
Sai looked at Deidara's large baby bump, then back up at Deidara.
"I believe that you and Mr Akasuna will be good parents."
Deidara blushed slightly.
"Really?"
"I really do."
Deidara hugged the younger boy tightly.
"YOU'RE SO ADORABLE, UN! If I weren't married, and I was about 10 years younger, I would totally date you!"
Sai blinked at him.
"Really?"
"Hell yeah! So, is there anyone you like, un?"
"Well, I guess I do."
"Oh! What is their name?"
"Haku." (A/N I don't even know if the pairing exists XD Lolz, but I didn't wanna put in another OC )
"Oh! Are they in your class?"
"Yeah, he is."
"Maybe I could ask Sasori to let you sit next to him."
Sai blinked at him.
"Huh? Oh, sounds good to me."
Deidara hugged him once more and stood up.
"Well, I gotta go hunt down my husband! Don't just sit here by yourself, go talk to people."
Sai gave a soft smile and nodded, standing up.
"Thank you."
"No problemo, un!"
-x-
Sasori's POV
"Shouldn't you be in school?"
The Mayonaka all blinked at him. Saviour tilted his head slightly.
"We broke out for the day, though we really didn't have anything to do, so we decided to come here."
"And how did you know this was on today?"
Ameth gave a shrug.
"Lucky guess."
Kinpatsu looked around.
"Hey, where is Dokusho?"
"Oh, she is on the roof, reading. Large crowds scare her."
Sasori just gave a nod. Figures.
"Well, I have to go find Deidara. Later."
"See ya."
Sasori turned and went to go find his spouse.
"DANNA!"
The red head looked to see Deidara waving at him. Sasori gave a smile and walked over to his husband.
"Hello Dei. Like the party?"
"Danna, I need you to move Sai next to Haku in class!"
The red head blinked at him.
"Huh? Um, okay, I guess."
"Yay!" Deidara flung his arms around Sasori. "I love you Danna!"
Sasori smiled down at his love, ruffling the blonde's hair.
"I love you too, Dei. You ready to open your presents?"
Deidara looked up at him, puppy dog eyes.
"Can I, un?"
Sasori chuckled and kissed the blonde's lips gently.
"I insist."
-x-
Deidara's POV
Everyone was gathered in the Games Room. The presents ranged in size and presentation.
Janice and Gregory had gotten them a wooden crib with baby blue lining. It was pretty and must have cost a bit to buy.
Chiyo, Gaara and Kankuro had bought the couple a white changing table. Shikamaru and Temari had bought them several large packets of nappies to go with it.
The Mayonaka hadn't bought a present, except for Dokusho, who had oddly had a book on parenting in her bag. She hadn't really wanted to part with the book, but she gave it to them anyway.
Woolfy had bought them a purple high chair for the baby, along with a rattle.
Hinata and Naruto gave them a large wooden toy box, filled to the brim with toys.
Konan, Pein and Tsuru had given them a chest of draws, which contained a few sets of clothing.
Hidan and Kakuzu had given them a pretty cute blanket.
Tobi and his husband, Zetsu, gave them an orchid for the kitchen.
Itachi and Kisame gave them a bunch of different child outfits, ranging in colours from pink, to yellow, to blue. They had also given them the receipt in case they didn't fit properly.
Tsunade had only gotten them a dummy (A/N also known as a pacifier in some countries). This was actually surprising since Sasori and Deidara hadn't even been expecting anything from the lousy doctor.
Sasori's students had all pitched together and gotten them a packet of baby wipes, several baby bibs, a few pairs of baby booties and 2 packets of baby powder.
Kurotsuchi had gotten them a bottle and a little shirt with a duck on.
Sai had gotten them a baby bottle as well, along with a packet of Lindt chocolates for Deidara. (A/N So Deidara got that chocolate in the end XD )
Matt and Mello, despite having left earlier, had bought them a present. Deidara undid the wrapping to find it was also a block of chocolate. There was also a toy gun. The blonde picked it up, and was relieved to find out it really was a toy. Phew.
Deidara stood up and thanked everyone, making a mental note to thank Matt and Mello later.
-x-
Sasori's POV
The red head waved goodbye to their friends as they left one by one.
"See you on Monday, Sai, and…Other students." He really didn't bother learning his student's names.
"SEE YOU MR AKASUNAS! WE LOVE YOU BOTH!"
"I LOVE YOU BOTH EVEN MORE THAN HER!"
Both girls started to argue. Kinpatsu and Ameth blinked at the girls.
"Could you imagine what it would be like if we argued?"
Ameth laughed.
"We would never argue like that."
Saviour blinked at them, unamused.
"…Let's just go back to Deltek's already."
Dokusho yawned.
"First we must stop off at a book shop."
Saviour sighed.
"Fine."
Hinata kissed Deidara on the cheek, giving him a tight hug. She then hugged Sasori.
"I missed you both so much!"
Deidara smiled wide.
"Same, un!"
"Hey Deidara, what day will the baby be due by?"
"10th of June will be the date at 40 weeks, so give or take a few days from that." (A/N Yes, I worked out an actual date! I'm awesome!)
There was suddenly a crash of lightening in the sky. They all looked up at the sky as it began to rain.
It was nearly winter (It was the 24th of April), and the sky had been cloudy all day.
Sasori wrapped his arms around Deidara. The couple waved good bye to the rest of the guests and disappeared back inside when they were all gone.
-x-
They were both cuddled up on the couch, listening to the rain.
"I love you Danna."
…
Deidara looked up at Sasori's face to see his spouse had already fallen asleep. The blonde smiled and got off the couch without waking Sasori. He picked up the blanket that Kakuzu and Hidan had gotten for them, putting it over his Danna. Deidara turned off the lights and crawled under the blanket, snuggling up to his Sasori once more.
"Nighty night, Danna, un. Nighty night, Kiddo."
The blonde soon fell asleep, listening to the soft beating of Sasori's heart, and the sound of the pouring rain outside their house.
-x-
I'M SORRY ABOUT MY SLOW UPDATES! AND I AM SORRY ABOUT INCLUDING MATT AND MELLO IN THIS A LOT! I JUST LIKE WRITING ABOUT THEM (and I have started the fan fic from their point of view, which is going to be called Silver Bullet. Thanks to that I was able to determine the approximate date of this fan fic X3 Lolz up to writing chapter 4)! I MADE IT A BIT LONGER TO MAKE UP FOR IT!
Anyway, I have no inspiration for this fan fic and I lack a plot till the birth (which I've got all planned out) =.= Sorry about my large time skips of several weeks as well ^-^"
So anyway, I hope you likey this chapter, and I hope you can forgive me for all of my slacking off and that ^-^"