Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Only Belligerence, Arrogance, and Vanity.
I looked at the sin in front of me precariously as he spoke. "Us homunculi are tired of being what we are. We hate humans for the torment they've put us through. Yet, we still want to be human again. Our 'boss', my creator told us that if we could find an alchemist stupid enough to make one, she would use the philosophers stone to make us mortal again." Envy explained running a hand through his dark green hair.
I stared at him like he was crazy. "Why? Why do you? What in hell would make you want to be human again? I sure as hell don't wanna be. So what if I can't do alchemy anymore. I'm the fastest thing on this planet. To be human again means giving up immortality. Why would you want to be able to age, to die?" I asked my purple eyes holding an intense glare with his own.
Envy snorted and broke away from my gaze. "What do you know about being immortal? I've gone through five centuries and it's killing me to live. I'm sick of being this thing, a monster, a SIN." He was now standing, his glare intensifying with each second.
I don't know when it happened but suddenly I could see a fist hurling towards me.
Grunting I appeared behind him. "Aw, did I make the widdle monster angry?" I whispered to him, taunting him.
Envy caught me and landed a hit to my side. I stumbled back in udder shock. "You just..." I couldn't speak, couldn't move just stare as he landed another hit, and another.
Finally snapping out of it I ran at him and punched him in the jaw hard enough to send him skidding towards the house.
Envy gripped the ground and used it to throw himself towards me. I grinned and merely ducked. Oh the perks of being short.
I took my time getting back up, thinking it would take a minute for him to recover before he was after me again.
Man, was I wrong. "Ow." I mumbled rubbing my jaw then forcefully pushing it back into place. "Bitch." I mumbled under my breath waiting for him to come back towards me again.
I took a quick step to my left and just as he was about to trip over my foot I grabbed his right arm.
With one fluid movement I had both his arms in a steel grip with my foot on his back.
Envy winced trying to wiggle out of my hold as I began pulling his arms and pushing my foot on his back. I heard his arms start to dislocate and started pulling slower. My grin widened as I could hear his growl become a low yell of pain.
"Apologize and maybe I'll let you go." I whispered only low enough for him to hear. He just grunted defiantly. "Come on bitch scream for mercy!" I yelled jerking at his arms feeling one of them fully dislocated.
"Fucking Whore!" Envy yelled falling to his knees. My voice became husky as my sadism grew. "Guess we'll have to even you out now!" I said laughing hysterically.
I was truly enjoying this. Hearing him scream in pain would've given me the biggest woody if I was a dude.
One more quick jerk and both arms were dislocated. Envy screamed again and I let go of his arms and watched as they lay useless by his sides.
"You're boring now." I said faking a yawn and turning to walk back into the house. "Get back here you cunt!" I heard Envy yell. I looked back and saw him slowly getting up. I sighed and looked at him with pity.
"I know it hurts to get beat by a girl but you'll just have to live with it until your stronger than me. 'till then I think you should get your arms checked." I said and pushed past Lust who had watched the whole fight with Arrogance.
I woke up the next morning with a sharp pain on my stomach. Lifting my shirt I saw the words 'watch your back.' carved into my stomach by a knife no doubt.
"Wonder how I didn't wake up." I asked my self. I shrugged it off and washed the dried blood off in the shower.
I was soon at the breakfast table and sat down next to Arrogance who smirked at me.
Envy walked into the room and glared at me. I simply blew him a kiss and gave him an evil grin.
He scrunched up his nose and walked back out of the room.
"You like him don't you?" Arrogance inquired suddenly. I thought a moment and shrugged. "Guess so. He does give me a run for my money in a fight but he won't be able to beat me for a while. When he can beat me then things can get steamy." I laughed nibbling on a piece of raw bacon.
"You can't seriously tell me that you get turned on by pain." He said sipping his coffee.
"So? You get turned on by slutty broads walking around with money poking out of random places on their bodies." I challenged. "Touché." My whore of a friend chuckled.
I don't like Vanity but Arrogance could easily be a brother to me.
"Bebe! Dante wants to meet you!!" Wrath said as he came bouncing into the room.
"Who's that?" I asked rudely as I stood to follow the strange sin.
"Our master."