Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Only Belligerence, Arrogance, and Vanity.

I watched. My companion was having detachment troubles right know as far as I could tell.

Arrogance didn't seem too happy that Lust, Gluttony and... Envy had been out for so long.

My eyes swiveled in their sockets with every move this proud sin made.

"Why can't they just hurry all ready...?!" Arrogance almost yelled his voice cracking with agitation.

I laughed, he was so worried about little ol' Lust. "Arro, calm down you know they only left three hours ago.." I chuckled as he flushed and stopped pacing.

He sat down and slammed his head down on the table causing the old wood to groan.

My fun right now consisted of watching this poor, and I hate to say possibly love sick sin, worry a ditch into the floor.

At least idiot Envy might of had something fun to do.

Man was I WRONG!

Envy's POV

I growled at Lust as she told me my task. Why me, why couldn't she go whore around in there? Why send a guy to do a woman's job?

I'll tell you why, because she's damn lazy.

"Quit complaining and go already, before Gluttony decides to eat the building." Lust said with her arms crossed. I scowled. "Shut up why can't you do this?" I was too agitated to do this right now I have better things to do.

Like, uhm. Stuff.

"Because Arrogance forbade me from doing such things." She said. Same answer I got earlier.

Instead of arguing I let myself change. I felt my hair become softer, my height decrease but not my attire.

Lust said it would make good for seducing.

She knows just how to aggravate me.

When I opened my still purple eyes I looked at my hands and saw my skin was tan and much softer. My new hair fell over my shoulder. It. Was. Dark. Teal...

"Good choice now get in there." Lust commanded giving me a small shove towards the door.

This was strange I had only let my mind wander during the change to maybe better suit the situation. I didn't think I would turn into Belligerence.

I growled deep in my chest and stalked into the pub. Upon entering I changed the way I held my body to confident and sultry.

I could feel my new hair swaying gently against my back. Felt my hips sway with the only motion of walking.

I made my way to the bar and sat on one of the stools. Crossing my legs as the bartender made his way over to me.

"Heya, girlie, what'd ya like?" His voice was gruff, from large amounts of whiskey no doubt.

"Give me a set of ale." I said. Belligerence's voice rang through my throat like silk.

How much of this woman have a I ignored solely to annoy her. Have I not noticed how amazing she sounded, how perfect her figure was?

Or maybe I've not been around women enough.

That's always a possibility.

Not long after, two men came to sit on either side of me. Both in military uniforms. All other men seemed to recoil in disappointment.

"Well, hey there missy. How are you on this fine evening?" Asked the one to my right.

The drunken idiot on my left just shook his head up and down stupidly.

I sent them a calm cute smile as my ale came to me. I took a sip before answering. "I'm only here for a simple drink like the two of you." I said watching as they ravaged my form with their eyes.

A pang of anger ran through my being.

ONLY a pang.

"Oh but we might not only be hear for a drink little lady." Said the one to my left with a slurred rhythm.

My temper almost flared. How can they get turned on by this body? She's just like any other woman. With gorgeous purple eyes and amazing dark teal hair.

I could've smacked my self because of those thoughts.

I tried to ignore the comment on the outside. "You two are part of the military am I right?" I asked in Belligerence's voice.

The mood of the two men seemed to dip a little more calmly when they realized I knew of them. "Yes we are. What might you know about that?" Asked the more sober officer.

I shrugged a little. "Just, you put yourself in harms way for your country all the time. Helping us town folk to live better." I said wanting nothing more than to burn the words before they left 'my' mouth.

This whole ordeal was easily making me sick.

"Oh it's not that hard, we usually just sit back in the ranks though. Let the alchemists blast those damn ishbalens to oblivion." This time the slurred voice came from the man who was ready to drop.

I felt a hand go up my thigh. I had to stop my self from kicking this guys ass from here to Tim buck two. "What I'd really like to know though...Is of the philosophers stone." I said lightly, batting my eyelashes to seem innocent.

The sober one seemed to stop himself. "Well, those are private matters little missy." I wanted so badly to throttle him. I did all this!

"Couldn't you tell me just a little bit about it?" I pleaded externally.

The man went into an amusing state of thought before shrugging. "I suppose. If we take it to bed."

"Oh come on babe! Come back!" The man hollered out behind me as I stalked out of the bar.

I went to an alley and changed back to my normal form. As the man following 'me' rounded the corner he seemed confused. "Looking for someone?" I asked with a deadly grin set on my face.

His little buddy came running behind him.

"Uh.."

I let my head flash and become Belligerence's once more.

A shriek tore itself from both men's throats as they saw the new head resting on my shoulders, holding the same blood lusting grin.

"Y-y-y-you!"

"What about me?" I quickly moved behind them without their noticing in their shocked state.

"Boo." I said causing the two fully grown men to yell out in fright.

I let my self go normal once again. Advancing on the men I quickly cracked their necks satisfyingly away from the spinal column. Instantaneous death.

"Can I eat them?" I turned to see Gluttony. "Yes, you may." Lust said as The fat fuck lunged at the bodies.

No one's POV

Vanity scuttled around the bar looking for scraps. With the two violent sins gone, life was actually hard. She actually had to do work. "Hey baby, what are you doing here all alone?"

The female sin spun around to meet face's with a man adorning a shark like smile and round shades over his eyes. "Well hello your self."