Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Only Belligerence, Arrogance, and Vanity.

I lunged at Vanity about the same time Envy tried to attack Greed. Vanity didn't even try to fight back. She simply ducked causing me to sail over her.

"What the hell? Your supposed to try and attack me you dumb ass!" I yelled going after her cowering form. Again, she refused to move. Only this time I tackled her over causing us to roll on the ground.

I flipped us so I was sitting on her stomach and started pummeling her head.

"Stop, you'll ruin my face!" Vanity screeched holding her arms in front of her face. I growled loudly and stood up. The inferior sin curled up in fetal position still blocking her face from me.

"Fuck! You aren't worth my time!" I yelled kicking her in the side and sitting down a meter or two away from her to watch Envy's fight. At least he was having a good time.

Envy dodged right as Greed's leg came swinging at him. This was the first time I'd seen Greed's power. A solid almost metallic armor covered his body…Or maybe that was his skin. Either way it looked solid and impenetrable.

Greed hadn't a scratch on him. While surveying Envy I noted his split lip, and a dark bruise forming on the side of his knee.

"WHORE!" I heard before getting knocked in the head by something. My vision immediately blurred and my ears started ringing. It felt like I was just hit in the head by a metal bucket. When I looked at Vanity, low and behold, she had a bucket in her hand.

When she realized I hadn't blacked out she dropped the pale with trembling hands.

Without a sound I lounged at her and rolled to the ground. I sat in the same position as before. Only this time I didn't stop at her cries. My bloodlust was surging through my veins, putting a red haze on my vision. I wouldn't stop. Couldn't.

I vaguely heard a voice calling to me. I ignored it. I felt someone pull me and restrain my arms. Staring at Vanity I noticed she wasn't moving. A malicious grin spread on my face.

But before I could have my own celebratory memoir of my life with her. I noticed she was still breathing. Shallowly, but still breathing.

When I looked back it was Envy restraining me. A loud noise like a horn blew and I realized that the military were here. I yanked my arms from my companion and began running. Envy by my side within seconds.

He didn't look too good so I figured he lost. We'll get them. And next time. I was going to kill Vanity. Even if I had to kill others in the process.

We quickly ran away from the mansion in case we were being followed. In no time we arrived at another town.

Envy had transformed while we were running and now had medium length black hair in a pony tail. His eyes were blue and he was wearing a white button up shirt, brown trousers and black shoes.

Seeing as I had no disguise we knocked out some girl and I was now wearing her clothes. Of which consisted of a short off-white skirt and black spaghetti strap shirt.

I HATE skirts.

But, it was for the sake of not being caught. Damn it.

Every so often I could hear Envy gag or something. Something I thought might be laughter. I stopped walking and glowered at him with my arms crossed until he turned to face me. He did but just stood staring with a hand over his mouth.

"Well?" I asked impatiently. Seeing as I don't wear shoes and that bitch I stole clothes from did. I was now wearing her, too-big-for-me heels.

I felt like a fucking clown. And Envy wasn't helping. I started tapped my foot in irritation and that seemed like the last straw for him.

That annoying sin in front of me nearly fell to the pavement laughing. "You jerk what's so funny!?" I practically screamed at him.

When he finally calmed down and straightened to full height, which was still taller than me, and just smirked down at my scowling face.

Suddenly he seemed to be thinking about something and frantically shook his head before turning around and walking ahead.

I growled and ran after him. "ANSWER DAMMIT!" I yelled grabbing his arm. He just shrugged me off and kept walking.

I decided to ignore him as well as we made it to an inn. I'd made it a point to express my discomfort at sleeping outside. To which he eventually said we would find a hotel.

The Inn we entered was more of a small motel, not too big not too small, with a homey feel to it. Envy walked up to the bellhop as I stayed were I was simply examining the place.

Not long after Envy walked over angry at something, and shoved the key into my hands before walking outside. "What the hell?" I asked watching Envy leave.

He'd come back eventually, so instead of going after him I went to find my…our, room.

When I got to the door it was a solid dark oak with a gold colored metal hammered to it in the shape of a 10. I unlocked the door and stepped in, the room was just that, a bedroom. With ONE bed.

"Damn it. I bet he's gonna try to make me sleep on the floor. Well we'll just see about that." I muttered throwing myself on the bed after kicking the heels off.

I must've fallen asleep because when I woke up the sun was shining through my window. Something warm encased my body tightly, something hard….and breathing.

Gasping quietly, I saw the arrogant, tasteless, envious, horrible, yet all the same beautiful homunculus laying on me, clutching to my torso for dear life. I only sat there a moment, admiring the how the sun shone off his dark green hair. The evil smirk he always wore was relaxed and non existent.

Well, that is till I came to my senses. I tried to pry him off but with his arms encasing mine to my body I couldn't move.

"Envy! Let me go damn it!!" I yelled loudly, possibly shaking the building and waking up the rest of the tenants.

The sin jolted awake and flew off of me, acting as if he'd been burned. He would've he hadn't let go.

"What the fuck was that for?!" He asked me as I rose out of bed. My temper was rising. "What the fuck did you think you were doing getting all cuddly like that?" I asked calmly.

I saw his face go bright red and he turned away. "It was cold…" That's all he could say.

Some strange power calmed me down and I sighed. "Whatever, let's get back to the mansion before Arro and Wrath have a fit." I said walking out of the room, not bothering with the heels.