"Oh, lord of the itinerary!" Tony shouted, bowing in the direction of Steve. "What awesome and fun adventure have you in store for us this morning?"

"Enough with the sarcasm, Stark, wait until we've slept off the jet lag." Clint said, rubbing his eyes.

"Well, our nice afternoon of walking should keep you awake." Steve said. "Welcome to Bergen, everyone."

"Can you not do that the entire trip?" Tony asked.

Steve turned towards Tony and just stared at him. "Tony if you talk again, I will throw you into the harbor, are we clear?"

"As crystal." Tony muttered.

They were standing in Bryggen, the old wharf in Bergen famous for its multicolored houses.

"What's good here souvenir wise?" Natasha asked as they walked past one of the many souvenir shops."

"Wool and knitted things, troll figurines, chocolate, we can stop through here on the way back, our hotel is just around the corner. But we need to get to the fløybanen so we can get up the mountain in time for lunch."

The aforementioned name, as the avengers soon found out, was an incline railway up to the top of a small mountain lookout. Posters advertising the views and hiking trails lined the inside of the cars.

"Talk to me, Point Break." Tony said, sitting down in the car next to Thor. "We're in Norway, so this is what Asgard looks like, right?"

"Actually, you are incorrect." Thor replied. "The geography of my home-"

"What about fjords, you guys have those, right?" Tony cut his teammate off.

"Not quite, but-"

"Or trolls? Those have to exist."

"I don't think you understand-"

"How about-."

"Cut it out, Tony." Natasha admonished.

"Look at the view." Bruce suggested. "Look how far we are up above the city."

Steve gazed out over the small city of Bergen. He whipped out his camera and took his first picture.

"Please don't take 60 pictures of a rock again." Clint suggested. "It wasn't even an important rock."

Steve sighed and returned to his photo taking. They were reaching the top, and people were starting to move towards the exit, blocking his shot. He pursed his lips. There'd be good overlooks, he was sure of it.

After leaving the train, the team regrouped at the main lookout. Each of them took their fair share of photos before a mutual stomach growl drove them to think about lunch.

"There's a small cafe up here, that's what I intended for lunch." Steve mentioned, pointing up the large path.

"Can't wait to try the local cuisine." Bruce said optimistically, and led the walk up to the small white house. Inside was just a counter service restaurant, with minimal options.

"Steve, what's brunost?" Clint asked.

"Brown cheese, it's a staple in their cuisine." Steve explained. "It's goat cheese, much of the cheese here is. But they add meat and caramel to it to give flavor."

"What is a smørbrød?"

"Open faced sandwiches, very traditional."

Once the menu had been decrypted, the group picked up their meals and sat down outside to enjoy the nice weather.

"What can we do up here?" Natasha asked, picking apart her sandwich.

"There's hiking trails and overlooks and stuff, someone mentioned a troll garden as well."

"We gotta see that." Tony mentioned, his sandwich stuffed in his mouth.

The first thing they decided to do was hike to the troll garden. It consisted of a bunch of statues of random trolls scattered across the wooded area.

"Oh, this is perfect, quick, someone get a picture here." Tony said, racing to a patch of three trolls. "Wait 'till I'm in position." He spread his legs a bit, then squatted slightly, holding his hands out in front of him like he was trying to stop a linebacker. "Ok, take the picture from behind."

"What are you doing?" Thor asked.

"It's something called 'Pratting'." Tony explained. "Remember in Jurassic World when Chris Pratt was trying to stop the raptors from eating the keeper, and he held his hands out like this? It's become an internet sensation, everyone is taking photos in the same position aimed at random things, and the term for it has been aptly coined 'pratting', after Chris Pratt."

"Ok, now we all have to do it." Natasha said, handing Clint her camera. "I'll go after Tony."

One by one each of them took their turn 'pratting' with the troll statues. Steve uploaded the one of Clint to his Facebook account (that's all the social media he could handle, everything else required too much thinking to be worth it), Pepper would be happy to know that they were having fun.

Steve took this to be a fortuitous start to their vacation.