Next chapter! I came up with this one by myself.
I don't own Star Wars. It all belongs to the genius behind the ingenuity, the creator of the saga that has changed lives –fanfare- George Lucas! –Applause-
Yoda: Little Green Troll Jedi or T-Rex?
An important question has risen from the ranks of the younglings; Could Master Yoda be a T-Rex? Most of us see Yoda as a little green troll rather than some dead dino. But, as it is my job, I shall investigate!
"Yoda's species is rare, ancient, and undetermined. How old they live is unknown. He could be a dinosaur, but I'm not making any promises," advises Jocastu Nu, temple archivist.
"Look at him, he's a pip-squeak! And you think he's a dinosaur?" Insists Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"Yoda? A dinosaur? He's clearly a crocodile, can't you tell?!" Says Mace Windu, who either stopped taking his medication or needs glasses. (For the story behind his purple lightsaber, go to pg. 12.)
"You've gone mad!!!" Qui-Gon screamed, running away. I would like to inform my readers that I am currently dating Qui-Gon, despite his rude comments, so STAY AWAY, ADI AND SIRI! OR ELSE!
"Yoda's a dinosaur? I told you guys!" A youngling cheered.
"Oh sure, he visits the Natural History Museum and stares at the fossils. He calls them Mom and Dad, Uncle Bob, and Aunt Sally," Snickers Clee Rhara.
"I've never had dinosaur. Is it good?" Asks food obsessed Reeft.
"So first Obi-Wan's a Sith, than I'm a squid, and now Yoda's a dinosaur?!" Bant shrieked.
"Have you seen his Ataru? It's awesome!" Exclaimed a Padawan. (Have I seen his what? Oh, Ataru, of course.)
"He's a troll. No dinosaur is that small," says Siri Tachi.
"Dinosaur, I am not!" Yoda said, hitting me with his gimer stick.
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