Before I say anything else…THANK YOU, METORIA! She came up with, like, a ton of ideas (not that no one else has been of help) but I really have to thank her especially. Also, thank you Jedigal125 for always reviewing. I know I can count on you! :)
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Does Garen Muln Have an Evil Twin?
Surveillance reports, a.k.a. my 20/20 eyesight, indicate that two certain Padawans, one a Jedi, one a Sith, look awfully alike. I mean, they both have similar hair, similar builds, and they're both guys. But the thing that really convinced me they may be related was their smiles. Those Cheshire-cat grins, framed by those pearly whites, are identical!
You may be doubtful of this, especially if you are Qui-Gon, but I think that Garen Muln and Darth Obi-Wan Kenobi are long lost twins! And, of course, Obi-Wan is the evil twin.
But why all the secrecy? I mean, you'd think the Council would know about their past. But they don't see anything anymore. They deny the fact that Obi-Wan is a Sith Lord! They don't know anything anymore. So I was left on my own for this case. I started with the interviewing, as usual…
"They are so totally brothers. They are both equally cute," boy obsessed Siri Tachi tells me.
"I believe the Council would have known they were brothers, don't you?" Mace Windu asks sternly.
"But they have different last names!" A youngling exclaimed.
"Uh…Qui-Gon is not here. Zeh man has moved. Au voir," Qui-Gon tried to fool me when I knocked on his door. I got no other response.
"Obi-Wan's my what? Um…I'm pretty sure I'm an only child," Garen Muln insisted, "And he's not evil."
"I'm no one's evil twin! If anything, I have an evil twin. I would never be the evil one," Obi-Wan says, implying he does have an evil twin. After further investigation of this where I interrogated Garen at length, I have concluded that Obi-Wan was lying, as usual. Now back to the questioning.
"I really don't think you can say that Obi-Wan and Garen are twins without some solid proof," Bant chuckles.
"There is some resemblance, they have very different personalities, and they come from different worlds," Adi Gallia observes.
That was everyone who would let me interview them. The rest all said, "I'm studying," or, "I'm training," or, "I'm on a life or death mission." If these people would stop being so self centered, maybe we would know the truth. But I think I have enough evidence to let you be the judge.
The end! Next article, I may include a "Letters to the Editor" segment, just to let you know. Once again, thank you Metoria, and please review to let me know if you like it!