Metoria came up with this one, too. So you should really thank her.
Mace Windu: Wax or Shave?
All of us know Mace Windu as the esteemed Jedi Master who sends us to our deaths on missions and yells at us. We'd know him anywhere because of the way the sun reflects off his pristine, bald cranium.
Why the bald head, I wonder. Is he actually bald? How does that perfectly hairless skull stay all shiny, like it came out of a glass cleaner advertisement? Is it a very well waxed thinker, or does he shave off all the stubble every morning, like he does with his equally spotless face? I've found the answer, of course. I suppose that's why I got this job.
"People don't wax their heads! They'd get a major headache!" Adi Gallia, whose choice of headgear is questionable.
"I don't know, I don't shave or wax. I don't even remember the last time I got a haircut," Qui-Gon exclaimed. As is girlfriend I declare that really sick.
"I've never shaved, either. My Master says I'm too young," A Padawan pouts. "I guess it would be a shave."
"I think it's a wax. There's a waxing place right down the block, and I head Windu helped raise money for it," Siri Tachi says mysteriously.
"Shave, it is. Seen stubble while sitting next to him every day, I have," Yoda confesses. It should be noted that Yoda has a Council seat next to and lower than Maces'.
"Wax? Who waxes their head? That's really stupid, if Mace did, it would look more like my head," says a now blushing Ki-Adi Mundi.
"It's a shave. There are bottles of shaving cream in his trash compactor," according to Reeft. We don't need to know how he knows that, he says.
"It's not a wax, or a shave. I'm naturally bald. It runs in the family," explains Mace Windu.
I guess that answers it. But I still want to know why that noggin shines in the sunlight. I don't think we'll ever know, as Windu just left on what will hopefully be an extremely dangerous mission.
A new section: Letter to the Editor
Dear Tahl,
Your tabloid is so hot! And so is your boyfriend! Rawr! I should know, I'm on a desert planet. It's hot here, top! I can't wait for the next issue!"
-Sandra
Tatooine
Dear Tahl,
This is way better than the Sith Tabloid. Its all, "Bane's ghost found," and "Korriban zombies." Seriously, it's so stupid. Please keep the subscribers in the outer rim entertained.
-Darth Anonymous
Top Secret Sith Fortress
Dear Tahl,
It's so nice to hear news from home! I haven't been to the Temple in years, but I buy "Tahl's Talk" wherever I go. Please keep the news coming, these mission are boring.
-Lana
Somewhere in space
I hope I got the letters to the editor part right. I've never really read a Tabloid before. :) Reviews would be awesome, and the 20th reviewer shall get…a prize. I'm not sure what. Maybe I'll name a character after you.