Adi Gallia: What is on her head?!
Adi Gallia: Regal member of the Jedi Council, watches Lost, loves Twilight, has blue eyes, and wears a mysterious, er, what is it? Animal? Plant?
You see, before I went blind, I always noticed. It appears to be a headdress, but why is she wearing it? Does she have something to hide…like a bald spot?
"It's Coruscant's latest trend, don't you know?" Siri teased. Further research proved that the latest trend is Viking helmets. (See pg. 8)
"It's a fossilized, ancient squid. I should know; I get a squid craving just thinking about it," sighs Reeft.
"It is the traditional headwear of her people," Jocasta Nu states firmly.
But who are her people, exactly? Is she an actress in some phenomenal sci-fi holovid and they want her to look like an alien? What if she is a gang leader and that is their symbol?
"Firstly, I think Madame Nu means her homies, you know, like friends. Secondly, I think she left her hair curlers in there too long, and someone spilled a lab chemical on them, and they mutated into that," Garen Muln says matter-of-factly.
"Lemme tell you," Obi-Wan whispered in a most Sith-like fashion, "She and Fisto are very…close. She shows that to show her loyalty to his tentacle species.
"Adi and I do nothing of the sort!" Kit Fisto gasped in horror.
"She carries around cocktail sauce in the folds of her robes. They're giant shrimp, that thing on her head," Qui-Gon spilled.
"It's a ceremonial headdress. I'm very ceremonial," Adi Gallia confesses at the Annual Youngling Paper Plate Award Ceremony. She even took her headdress off to show me her hair. Talk about a bad hair day.
Letters to the Editor
Dear Tahl,
Quit this gossip or I'm not taking you to the astromath fair. Final warning.
With Love,
Qui-Gon; Coruscant
Dear Tahl,
Being a sleazy taxi driver, I have never heard such sleazy gossip from a Jedi. Keep up the good work.
Norbit
The Sleazy Taxi Co.
Dear Tahl,
This is giving me a whole new look into the Jedi life and culture and everything! I buy this tabloid every week! Miss Tahl you are a truly talented woman and Jedi! More please! Then I can gossip about it to my senator friends!
The Chancellor
Dear Tahl,
As Siri Tachi's rival, I strongly advise you to look into her personal life. Your tabloid rocks.
Jessy
Jedi Temple, Coruscant
The second to last letter to the editor was something Metoria suggested. And the entire idea was Metorias…wow. Genius. Anywho, the review button is such a wonderful little button. It is also my favorite button. Please click on my favorite button. :)