Tahl's Talk: A Jedi Apprentice Tabloid

by Sithstrukk

Tahl is said to have had the back story on just about everything in the galaxy so she seems like the type of person who might gossip. But the rumors she digs up... love triangles, a Darth Kenobi, waxes and shaves and Senate fundraisers and more! Complete.

11. Chapter 11: Siri Tachi

I actually wrote this chapter a while back… yeah, you all will kill me because I've been promising it forever. I just forgot about it, mmkay?

Siri Tachi:

Siri Tachi, age fourteen and Padawan of Adi Gallia, has been seen flirting with a certain boy lately. Not Qui-Gon, thank the force, but Obi-Wan, the evil Sith.

Well, who can blame her? He's got nice blue eyes (so does Qui-Gon), muscles, (so does Qui-Gon) and a supposedly loving and caring nature (so does Qui-Gon. I sense a trend…). And girls have had crushes on Obi-Wan ever since he came to the Temple.

Conflicting evidence has risen regarding the matter. Some deny it, but others agree that Siri and Obi-Wan have feelings for each other.

"He gave her a kiss on the cheek for her fourteenth birthday. I saw it myself!" Whispers Bant the dolphin, friend of Obi-Wan.

"Aw man, Siri likes Obi-Wan! Not fair!" Moaned Garen Muln. "Of course they like each other, why wouldn't she? Why would she like a guy like me?"

"In lightsaber class they always practice together. They are like the undefeatable duo," Says Cin Draillg, Obi-Wan and Siri's lightsaber instructor.

"He shares his dessert with her. He always used to give it to me," pouts Reeft.

Now the masters of the two Padawans in question give their opinion.

"Obi-Wan told me he thought girls had cooties!" Qui-Gon said in shock.

"Siri says boys are jerks!" Adi Gallia exclaimed.

And now Obi-Wan and Siri themselves voice their opinion:

"Girls have cooties!" Obi-Wan insisted.

"Boys are jerks!" Siri said, making a face.

Well, there you have it. I can't say whether or not Obi-Wan and Siri have feelings for each other. There is conflicting evidence, so you make the call.

Letter to the Editor:

Unavailable this issue due to an excessive amount of ushy, gushy, fall-on-your-feet-and-beg-to-marry-me fanmail for Qui-Gon Jinn. This disgusted the messaging system so much it decided to kill itself. Therefore, until we get a new computer, no letters shall be received.

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