Well, I had a really kick-ass version of this chappie typed on my old computer, but since I wasn't supposed to be typing fanfics I didn't bother to tell my Dad that I needed the fic transferred. So I shall just have to start from scratch.

SAFHPBMOR Part 2

After the well muscled, buff Senate guards dragged us out of the fundraiser and left us on the street, Qui-Gon and I knew we had to get back in; for the sake of my loyal readers. Therefore, it was time to go to a bar.

See, we know a bar where you can get anything- even SAFHBMOR tickets- for a price. So we caught an air taxi down to the lower levels and had a drink or two. Qui-Gon forbids me to talk about what went on there, but I'll say that someone is really hot when they are drunk. Rawr.

So, we finally got our tickets. Force persuasion and Mandalornian wine works really well. Then we bought new clothes, because our interviewing outfits aren't nearly as fancy as the guests outfits were. But now they are. (For pictures, see page 30)

Anyway, either those tickets were really, really authentic; or Senate security was too drunk from partying to notice when we strolled on in.

Boy, was it a scene. We'll start from the beginning.

A now heartbroken Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "I cannot believe she cheated on me! Qui-Gon is right; never trust women. Worse than that, I've got a bruise from the shoe throwing. Five inch heels should be illegal!"

Adi Gallia remarks, "Obi-Wan has to get over himself. Why doesn't he go flirt with Siri? She's always staring at him. Otherwise, I'm very content with my Macey Wacey."

Mace Windu "Macey Wacey" comments, "I try to keep my job out of my social life, but Adi just captivates me! We're sooooooo in love!"

A note: It was clear that, at the time, Windu and Gallia had drunk three bottles of wine between the two of them. More evidence of this? They were caught snogging in the girl's bathroom… lots of snogging…

Yoda and Yaddle simultaneously announce, "Getting our groove on, we are!" With this, they proceeded to crank up the tunes and boogie with their chiropractors close by.

Another note: If you were present at this event and ended up in therapy after seeing the elderly couple dancing, please consider sending us your doctor bills. We will pay them!

Garen Muln was too cool eating those little pouches of fruit flavored powder that are supposed to go in drinks to comment.

Siri Tachi was gossiping with her girlfriends when we approached her. "Did you hear? Kenobi and Gallia broke up!" She squealed. "Garen is being a big looser right now." With that, she skipped off to flirt with Obi-Wan, a crowd of girls trailing behind her.

More coverage on Obi-Wan and Siri: Siri comes on as an aggressive flirt. Apparently she was a bit too excited, and that got her friends excited, and it turned into a mad stampede where every girl wanted to dance with Obi-Wan, talk to Obi-Wan, catch a glimpse of Obi-Wan… well, you get it. Overall, I think Obi-Wan had a wild night.

Qui-Gon thought it would be funny to sneak off during this ordeal and snap a few pictures of Yoda and Yaddle dancing. Senate security confiscated the photos, claiming them to be a threat to society.

*wipes brow* That was hard to write. Up next, while Tahl is waiting for the right moment to reveal Qui-Gon's secret… an article on Cin Drailg! *squeals*

Alright, this fic is almost to the 50 review mark. (YES!) Don't think reviews are all that matter, 'cause they're not, but it's so exciting to realize that approximately 50 people are reading your story.

The 50th reviewer gets glory, honour, fame, a pizza par-tay with a dozen friends, a shout out, and you'll have to just review to know the other prize. :)

51st reviewer (if this chapter gets it their) gets glory, honour, fame, etc. along with a virtual cookie!

52nd reviewer (If there is a 52nd reviewer)… is going to be very happy. That's all I'm saying. :)