Two chappies in two days? I'm on a role. This was requested by Neptune's Violin. If you want to hear more about a character, just send in a request!
Tahl: All about me!
A strange request came from one of my loyal readers. This is what they said.
Dear Tahl,
Why don't you write an article about yourself? We would all love to read it.
-Anonymous
This got me thinking. My readers do so much for me. I shall pay you all back- with an article about me, myself, and I! You're sure to love it, right?
Greetings. I am Tahl. I am a Noorian from the planet Noori. I am a Jedi, and I'm also blind. I'm in a happy relationship with Qui-Gon Jinn. I'm the Master of an apprentice who smells like tuna. Oh, I'm also the creator of Tahl's Talk: A Jedi Apprentice Tabloid.
Initially, that right there was all I planned to write. But that seemed a bit dull, don't you agree? So I decided to do some interrogating. What do others think of me?
"You're cute when you're not gossiping," Qui-Gon grumbles endearingly.
"A bright student, you are," Yoda sagely nods.
"You're brilliant and perfect and hilarious," Obi-Wan gushes. He randomly adds, "And did you know today is Opposite Day?" No, Obi-Wan! I didn't know that; thanks! Socks on your head, people.
"I'm always grateful that you never comment on my fishy smell. Thank you," Bant sincerely says before this issue was released to the public.
"You are one of a kind, Tahl," Clee grins in this kind of evil, creepy grin. "Just… one of a kind."
"You're kind of pretty," Garen blushes. Aw, Garen. Don't let those dorky teenage hormones get in your way.
"Garen does not mean that!" Siri explodes. "No, Tahl! You are not pretty." I guess she's just jealous. I'm used to that.
"You've changed the Jedi Order," Mace smiles. He looked a bit pained as he said, "What would we do without you?"
See? Everyone loves me. Word.
Dear Tahl,
Marry me?
XOXO,
Robbert Fattersin
Dear Robert,
In your dreams,
All my hate,
Tahl
Dear Tahl,
Tell me the status of Yoda and Yaddle's relationship, you must!
-Yodel
Next up: A very angsty Valentine's Day. :'(
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