Hi! I am sorry it took me so long to update. I've had writers block for this fic. But today, as I studied children's songs for my Spanish class, I had a stroke of genius and started to write.

Good day, loyal readers!

How are your New Year's Resolutions coming along? If you resolved to give up anything vaguely unhealthy, read on! This issue shall help put you and your fab body into perspective!

I just have to wonder how Reeft can be so passionate about food. Staple food for Jedi? Protein cubes and preserved rations. Yuck.

So what fuels Reeft's obsession with food? Can his comrades help me find out?

"Ever since I've known him, he's been eating. In fact, we became best friends when I offered him my grub worm soup. I think he must have had a nightmare about starvation as a baby, and now he depends on food," Obi-Wan Kenobi says very, very seriously.

"It's like a security blanket. He's in his comfort zone when he's eating," Bant Eerin, another one of Reeft's close friends, says. When I told her to explain, she said, "Qui-Gon is your security blanket, right? You say he's so fine and, er, cuddly? Well Reeft is most comfortable around food." Very insightful, young Bant. But not even chocolate cake can be as yummy as Quiggy.

"Perhaps his high metabolism demands it. He is full of energy, after all," Jocasta Nu theorizes. On a different note, she adds, "but maybe he is just cooky."

"I bet he eats so much to fill a hole in his heart. Perhaps to heal a wound left by a long lost love. Oh, the poor boy," Clee Rhara's eyes fill with tears.

"Men like food! You don't question that! Good food, like steak and ribs!" Garen Muln roars, holding up his "I heart strawberry shortcake" shirt.

"Maybe he eats so much to dissuade fangirls," Qui-Gon burps as he wolfs down a loaded sandwich. It was so hot.

"A troubled boy, he is. Clouded by cotton candy, his future is," Yoda says sadly.

"Um... I like pie!" A Youngling volunteers.

Now we ask the one and only Reeft why he eats so much. "It's so darn good!" He exclaims through a mouthful of casserole.

Well, I suppose Reeft can eat as much as he wants, now that we know he isn't psycho.

Letters to the Editor:

Dear Tahl,
You never called me after our interview! Want to reschedule the date?
-Your Trandoshan Pordracer
Tatooine

Dear Tahl,
No need to worry about that trandoshan, honey. I took care of him.
Love,
Qui-Gon

Dear Tahl (and Qui-Gon),
That was MY boyfriend you beat up, Qui-Gon! You broke the arms of a podracing prodigy-for shame! No hard feelings, though. Talk to ya soon, Qui?"
XOXO,
Veela.

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Horoscopes
 Gemini- cotton candy is in your
future...
Virgo- an innocent one, you remain.
Leo- you will take your girlfriend out dancing tonight. Then you will ask for her hand in marriage. And she will turn you down, because she likes playing hard to get.

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That's it for now, people! 80 reviews would just make my day and help me get through the standardized tests I have this week… (hint, hint) By zeh way, Metoria is actually writing the Behind the Scenes fic. :D