Hello! Here is the next update! Told you it would be up today, didn't I? That doesn't happen too often for me. :D

(Also, to those who care, please remember that the title for this fic, along with its summary, suggested there would be OOC. So don't be too upset about it, okay?)

Anyway, please read, enjoy, and review!

Chapter 2

"That'll be 3 dollars and 25 cents." Jou says to his customer. The man buying the coffee gives him the exact amount, takes his coffee, and walks out the Diner. As Joey is about to hang up his hat for the day, the door chimes again, signaling the arrival of another customer. He turns to find none other than Kaiba; but as soon as Kaiba realizes who's at the counter, he stops, rolls his eyes, and turns around.

"Welcome to Happy's Diner." He was obligated to say it. His boss, Mr. Kimaru, was standing next to him, polishing clean cups. Kaiba turned back around and continued his walk to the counter.

"Regular black, two sugars, no dog hair." Kaiba requested. Jou glared at him.

"That's not funny, Kaiba." Jou said and gave him his coffee without the sugar. "Get your own sugar."

Mr. Kimaru rounded on the blond. "That is no way to treat a customer, Mr. Wheeler." He gave Kaiba the missing sugar. "I'm so sorry, sir." Joey scowled silently and went into the room in the back to finally turn in and go home.

"Joseph," Mr. Kimaru walked in, "why don't you go home with your friend?" Joey choked on the water he was gulping down and turned around with a questioning look.

"He's explained you two are friends and that you were just teasing each other. He also asked if you could leave early." He added. The blond didn't know whether to feel angry at Kaiba for lying to his boss, or to feel thankful for getting him out of work. Even if he was already almost done with his shift.

"I told him you could so go ahead and leave now." Mr. Kimaru continued.

Joey took his hat and apron off and hung them up. He then made sure he clocked out and ran to the front, noticing Kaiba was still there waiting.

"Great" He groaned to himself.

"Hey Joey. You ready?" Kaiba said trying to sound friendly. Joey tried to keep himself from laughing.

A few seconds later, they walked out of the café.

"Why'd you do that, Kaiba? And why'd you tell him we were friends? You lied to my boss."

"I could tell you wanted to leave, plus I didn't want you to get fired for treating me like you did. Besides, I really was just teasing." Kaiba admitted.

"Well...thanks." Joey then said awkwardly, "I...I'm going home now then."

Kaiba watched the blond speed off to his house. After he was certain Joey wouldn't notice him, he soon followed his steps, lingering in the darkness of the night. (Yes, he's a creeper...lol!)

As the blond reached his front door, he felt strange and stopped in his tracks. He turned around but only found complete darkness... the same darkness his "companion" was hiding in. He turned back to his door and unlocked it. He quickly strolled inside to his bedroom and took off his shirt.

Kaiba found himself standing outside the window, watching the unknowing blond. His eyes widened as he watched the boy take his shirt off. They traveled around every aspect of the blonde's torso. He held in an excited gasp as Joey began unbuttoning his jean pants, but frowned when he saw him walk into the bathroom. He heard the shower two minutes later. He decided to do something.

Kaiba opened the window a little more than it already was and jumped inside the bedroom—all very quietly. The blond began humming, making Kaiba smile. He headed toward the bathroom, finding the door ajar and the other's clothes and towel on the floor waiting for him.

While he decided clothes or towel, he heard a cell phone ring. Thinking fast, he quickly grabbed everything he could all the while muttering "Shit" under his breath, whispered of course.

He threw them out the open window and threw himself to follow and turned to attempt to close the window. But when he regained his composure, the blond had yelled.

"Hey... where's my clothes? And my towel?" Kaiba prepared himself for the sight he was to behold. Just then, Joey walked out holding a different towel around himself. Kaiba frowned in dissatisfaction.

He watched as Joey checked his phone and went back into the bathroom after getting a different set of clothes. Five minutes later, he walked out dressed. Kaiba started walking home, hoping he'd get another chance some day.

And there you have it. Was it interesting? Next update should be either later today or sometime tomorrow. Please remember to leave me some sweet reviews! :D