Uh Silkyotter asked for more in a review. Honey I don't know if this is what you wanted, but I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
Naruto POV:
"Yo teme, what's that?" Naruto asked looking out from under Sasuke's arm, as he was still flung over the other man's shoulder.
"Holy Mother of Mayhem squishy! Its another mob!"
"Stop calling me squi – hey! Look its Iruka and Kakashi-sensei! SENSEI!"
Sasuke POV:
Sasuke was too busy singing silently to himself to the tune of London Bridges.
Squishy, Squishy, he is mine, his cute behind, its all mine. Squishy, Squishy see him shine, that my squishy
Kakashi POV:
"SENSAI!"
Crap Naruto. Which is worse...Naruto or Mob? Naruto. Mob. Naruto. Mob. Wait theyr'e after Iruka too… damnit… Naruto
Iruka POV:
"SENSEI!"
Man, how did he get out of that tree?
General POV:
The four crashed into eachother.
Damn physics again, they all fall down
This time though Kakashi got too close to Naruto's backside than he ever wanted to. Why for the love of Icha Icha is it always me?
"Iruka-sensei! You gotta help me!" Naruto addressed Iruka as he was finally freed from Sasuke
"Naruto I'm busy staying alive!"
"STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIIIIIII-IIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIII-IIIVVEEE!" Kakashi and Sasuke belted out at the top of their voices
SMACK SMACK
"Shut up!" Iruka and Naruto yelled
Kakashi pouted under his mask "Fine! See if I sing for you again!"
"Please don't." Iruka said dragging a weary hand through his long hair
Pretty pretty pretty hair!
Kakashi looked around confused "What?"
"Uh, sensei, you kinda said that last part out loud…" Naruto said
"Hn."
Iruka looked at him through wide eyes. "Deal with that later we have to ru- AHHHHH"
It was all over so quickly. The mob had him.
"Hey everyone I got Iruka-sensei!" random ninja #1 cried
"Yosh!" the crowd cheered
"Iruka!" Kakashi screamed. Like a little girl
He quickly punched random ninja #1 and Guy of the Manly Tears away from Iruka. "My dolphin! Go find your own! I'll save you my little flipper!"
He grabbed Iruka's wrist and ran away from the converging mobs.
"What about the kids?" Iruka asked looking back
"Its Valentines day, every man for themselves!"
"…Touché."
"Wait for us sensei!" Naruto called
"No way! Just run while you still have your pants!" Iruka called over his shoulder.
"I don't have my pants!" Naruto yelled back
The crowd cheered "NO PANTS, NO PANTS!"
"Aieeeeee! Sasuke-teme run!"
"Naruto look what you did!" Sasuke grumbled.