AN: I own nothing *emo tear*
I was so busy running from the grumpy characters *pokes Iruka* and being mobbed by evil (EVIL!) plotbunnies I just now wrote this. Silkyotter and Lady Smaell risked their lives to save me *sobs* thank you! *glomps both* ... though admittedly that one time it was my fault...
Kakashi: Found you at last! Chidori!
Me: I regret nothing! *flees*
"Yo Teme the couch is smiling at me…should I be worried?"
"Don't worry dobe…watch out for the wardrobe though it's been eyeing you, it probably just likes you." Sasuke mumbled into Naruto's hair
CRASH
Naruto had jumped up, knocking his head into Sasuke's
"Ow ow ow!" Sasuke grumbled rubbing his jaw
"Spanking of that! Wait that's not right speaking of that! What was with all that 'MINE' stuff!"
"Uh well…" Sasuke shifted
Kakashi passed the popcorn to Iruka who nodded in appreciation before turning back to the floor show.
"I bet you 5 ryo he glomps Naruto" Iruka whispered like you comment in movies
"No way, 10 on him babbling like an idiot."
"It's a bet." Iruka said taking another bite of popcorn
"Uh well…. You're my squishy and I didn't want to share you with the squirrels and the voices were telling me to, and we had to run away from the harpies… and the squirrels…and stuff"
"Damnit." Iruka handed over the money
"…Teme…" Naruto had to stop to think, it took a minute "Why am I your squishy – and hey stop calling me squishy!"
GLOMP
"B-but I love you squishy!" Sasuke pouted
Iruka held his hand out and Kakashi pouted before handing half of the money back over.
The two went back to watching the entertainment
"…YOU WHAT?" Naruto screamed
The table shook from how loud he was
"Batten down the hatches!" Kakashi yelled to Iruka as they dove to save the sake and popcorn.
"…. Uh well … um" Sasuke muttered looking at the ceiling rather than his lap o' dobe.
"…ah then…. That isn't a kunai is it?" Naruto whispered blue eyes wide
"No! No it is!" Sasuke pulled out the knife
"Whoooooo" Naruto wiped his forehead in relief
"Back to my pointy! You love me?"
... AWKWARD SILENCE...
Iruka passed Kakashi the popcorn back "5 on him confessing."
"I'll match that for him denying." Kakashi said with a grin
"… I meant… yeah." Sasuke said blushing
"Damnit." Kakashi passed the money
Naruto looked at him like he had three heads and just said fangirls were harmless.
He sat for a moment looking in awe at the man who had just confessed to him.
He leaned in close
Brought his hand up
And wrapped it around Sasuke's throat
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SASUKE YOU IMPOSTER!"
He started shaking the poor emo-pants like a rag-doll
"GIVE ME SASUKE BACK!"
"Think we should so something?" Iruka asked mildly
"…Nah."
"YOU EMO STEALING BASTARD GIVE HIM BACK!"
"… Maybe we should he's turning blue." Iruka muttered
"Fine my little flipper." Kakashi sighed
"Don't call me that or I swear to Ramen, I'll pull a Naruto!" Iruka said grumpily as they pulled one teen off a blue tinged one.
Iruka sat Naruto down as he tried to lunge at the 'imposter'.
"Naruto, I need you to listen carefully okey?" Iruka adopted his teaching-little-brats voice "Sasuke. Is. Not. An. Imposter."
"But-"
"Not. An. Imposter." Iruka glared
Naruto looked confused at the huddled figure
Who gasped "…That ….didn't go well."
"Teme?" Naruto whispered horrified
"What dobe?" Sasuke snarled
"Is that you?"
"Of course its me!"
"…. What happened in the academy on the day we were assigned to team 7?"
"You mean when we accidently kissed or when you went ape-shit, ambushed me with your damn kage bunshins and tied me up like a pervert?" Sasuke asked with the glare of doom.
"It is you!" Naruto rushed and gave him a hug
"…Dobe?" The Uchiha squeaked very … un-Uchihaly as he blushed
"Teme why did'na you tell me?" Naruto asked softly looking into wide black eyes glowing above flushed cheeks
"…I …. I didn't think… I thought you would –"
Naruto stopped him with a kiss, soft sweet, a little testing.
"AWWWWWWW!" Kakashi and Iruka squealed interrupting this touching moment. They held onto each other like proud parents
"Our little boys are all grown up!" Iruka said with a sniff wiping a tear from his eye leaning into Kakashi's arms
"Don't worry honey, they might be grow up but they'll always be our kids." Kakashi said patting his back consolingly
Iruka sniffed
"Oi shut up!" Naruto yelled "Your not our parents you nucking futters!"
Iruka muttered "Nucking futters?"
Kakashi pouted "But I want to be!"
Sasuke launched himself at Kakashi "Daddy!"
"Flipper look I'm a Papa!" Kakashi said with a grin as he held the bipolar boy
"That's nice Kakashi." Iruka patted his head
"Will you go out with me now?"
"….Huh?"
"Well Iruka I like you." Kakashi said awkwardly
"IMPOSTER!" Iruka yelled going for a choke hold
"Oh…. So that's where I get it from." Naruto muttered as he stroked his imaginary beard thoughtfully
"No don't kill Daddy!" Sasuke wailed
Kakashi was gasping for air "God…."
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH KAKASHI?"
"…Damn…"
"UNHENGE YOU SNEEKY BASTARD!"
"….Valentines day…"
With that Kakashi passed out.
AN...again *facepalm*: But I just wanted to thank anyone who is reading this story, reviewer or lurker alike *looks at lurkers* yes I mean you!:D I really do hope that you like it (feel free to e-mail me to make suggestions or requests. You read this thing so your already part of the madness anyway :P)