Pairing: Haruhi x Tamaki

"Dad, I'm going to the mall," Haruhi yelled from the door.

"Wait Haruhi, I'm coming with you!" Ranka told her.

"Well this should be fun," Haruhi groaned, thinking of all the girly clothes he would try to stuff her into.

"I'm not doing this for my own benefit," her father assured her. "Think of poor Tamaki-kun."

"W-w-what?" Haruhi stuttered. "Why would he care about my clothes?"

"It must be so sad to see the same kind of boring underwear every night," Ranka sighed, winking.

"He doesn't-" Haruhi began.

"Don't try to hide things from your dad," Ranka smiled at his only daughter.