AN: OK so there is a reason I couldn't face writing this one. I had a few negative comments which basically said it was bad writing, immature ect. That's fine if people aren't enjoying it, but no one of is making you read it- and if you dislike someone's story, why even bother reading past the first couple of chapters? I don't get paid to do this and I started this when my dissertation was just too much. It is just supposed to be a bit of fun, nothing serious. I have other fics for more serious writing and topics. This idea is just a bit of fun and I hope a few people find the idea to be humorous anyway.

If you have a criticism I am happy to take suggestions but if you think it is rubbish, well please don't flame. I only started this again after I had a couple of requests to continue.

So if you don't like, please don't read. And if anyone had enjoyed reading it would be nice if you let me know.

PS emijonks are you still looking for more Gai x Kakashi stories? If so I have another one, but isn't obviously GaiKaka and it takes a while to get to that as it starts off with another pairing... let me know x

Chapter 5

As Sakura fretted and blushed brightly to match her hair, Ino rummaged through her drawers, apparently seeking what Gai needed. Although a most youthful and enthusiastic shinobi, even Gai couldn't help but feel extremely uncomfortable in the bedroom that so obviously belonged to a teenage girl.

Yes Sakura's hair was pink, but Gai had no idea just how much her love for the colour extended. Everything was various shades of pink: the bed covers, the curtains, even the carpet.

An angry roar from Ino interrupted Gai's thoughts.

"Yooooooou! Errrrrgh!"

Gai, Hinata and Tenten turned open mouthed to stare at whatever had pissed the girl off. Sakura was waving her hands and making 'shhh' noises. Her expression told of fear, guilt and embarassment.

"Arrrgh. You freaking PERVERT!"

She threw a scrapbook at Sakura's feet. The force of the drop caused it to open. The pages were full of hearts, glitter and photographs of-

Gai gasped. He knew Sakura was a bit eccentric (though nothing in comparison to himself) and firm in her feelings of love, but a voyeur? No, he had not thought this, and it disturbed the sensei so much he considered calling the plan off. He was learning things he really didn't need to know about his students.

The scrapbook was evidently full of photographs of Sasuke. Ino picked it up and shook it at Sakura. Gai also caught a glimpse of some creepy drawings of the Uchiha and Sakura their wedding day. He suppressed a shudder. Could this behavior had helped cause the Uchiha to leave.

When Tenten and Hinata had calmed both girls down, and the scrapbook entitled 'Mrs Uchiha Sakura' had been put away (it should have seem burned in Tenten's opinion) they continued their search.

Eventually Ino made a triumphant noise as Sakura wailed. She proudly shoved a book in Gai's face. When he caught sight of what was clearly two males having intercourse, he had to cover his eyes with his hands.

"See? Sakura's yaoi collection! I told you she was a perve!"

Sakura almost cried.

"Oh yeah? How did you know she had then?" Tenten asked.

"I - uh- that's classified information!"

"Classified because you're a pervert, who is too cheap to buy her own!"

"I'm a pervert? Just look, Hinata's the one with the nose bleed!"

They all turned to see the Hyuga heiress rifling through another volume, a slow trickle of blood running from her nose.

Gai moaned to himself. How the hell had all the jonin sensei missed that these girls were all so... raunchy? When had they all gown up?

"Girls," he interrupted. "Can we please just get on with this...? I don't think I can take anymore."

It was an hour later that Gai found himself positioned on a street where Kakashi would have to walk to reach his apartment. Hinata had gone to spy on the silver haired ex-ANBU once they had cleaned her up.

The sound of a wolf whistle from Ino alerted him to Kakashi turning down the street- it was the signal.

Gai instantly shoved his noise in the yaoi manga- apparently it was more believable that Gai would manga than a novel- and wandered forwards. Instantly he bumped into an old lady and dropped the manga. She took one look at the yaoi below them, screamed in rage and slapped Gai, before stalking off. Gai's face burned red with embarrassment and shame. How the hell did Kakashi maneuver with his face in a book anyway?!

Damn it the plan was already disadvantaged- Gai was supposed to have walked past Kakashi, ignoring him as he was so 'engrossed' in perverted literature, much like Kakashi always ignored Gai in favour of reading. As Gai bent to pick up the book, Kakashi stopped in front of him, an amused twinkle in that one eye he could see.

"Gai, what are you doing?"

"Oh this, fair rival? I was so absorbed in the beautiful romantic tale of-"

"Yes, the yaoi you were reading before you were beat down by that old-timer? But why do you have Sakura's book anyway? I didn't take you for a yaoi fan, isn't that read by young girls mostly?"

Gai didn't think it was possible, but it happened, his face turned an even brighter shade of red.

He spluttered. "Wh- what makes you think Sakura had anything to do with this? I haven't seen her at all! Can a man not enjoy the springtime of passionate-"

"Gai, it has her name on the back," Kakashi pointed his finger at the rear cover.

Ah. Shit.

And so it did. Gai couldn't hide his look of despair when he turned the book over to see that in pink ink the name 'Haruno Sakura' was on the bottom corner.

Gai was so embarrassed he was momentarily speechless.

"Gai... are you OK?"

"Of course! Dear rival why would I not be? I know- how about a manly challenge of-"

But Kakashi had grabbed Sakura's manga from Gai and was flipping through the pages.

"Wow Gai, this is hard core. I don't know what's more disturbing, you reading this or Sakura. Ohh..."

Kakashi's eyes glazed over one page. Gai stood beside him to peek and his jaw dropped. The seme was clearly preparing the uke, who was lying on her back and moaning, with his legs spread apart. He wondered what was going through Kakashi's... shit, don't think about Kashi, don't think about Kashi, don't-

Too late.

Gai's mind provided vivid images of Kakashi in that same position, with his pale legs spread apart as Gai's fingers reached towards-

Fingers snapped in front of his face.

"Hello, Earth to Gai. You know a sensei really shouldn't be seen like that. And coming from me, of all people, that is not a good thing."

Kakashi's one eye brow was arched and his line of sight was falling on Gai's stirring-

Oh Kami no no no, not here.

"Well, it has been a pleasure, rival! Farewell!"

And with that Gai ran away as if for his life, for once curing his tight green jumpsuit that had betrayed his trail of thought. Kakashi watched amused.

What the hell has gotten into him? Kakashi thought. Ah no matter, at least he left behind some new reading material. I had better keep this confiscated, for Sakura's own good.

Kakashi placed Icha Icha back into his pocket as he headed home, for once reading something new, with a mischievous glint in his eye.