AN: Hello! Suddenly felt the urge to update this today :) I have neglected this fic again and decided to work on some of the plot for this and I think I have better idea of the chapters ahead now. Got a plan already for the next one too.

As always, thanks for the reviews and follows,but please bear in mind this is not a serious story, so don't read too much into it, it is just light hearted and fun- though do be warned there is some lemon in this chapter... again...

Chapter 7

Screaming. Oh so much screaming. Sakura jumped off her sensei and clutched her hair, throwing her head from side to side, screaming some more.

"Arggggh! What the hell are you doing, you total pervert!"

Kakashi, usually the calm and laid back sensei, had also lost his cool- though not as much as Sakura he was still mortified. "What the hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing? Sneaking up on me like that? If anyone is a pervert around here, it is you, Sakura-chan."

"Me? I'm not the reading reading THAT while WA-"

"Oh? I do believe this book belongs to you..."

"Yes, but I don't read it in public!"

"But it is still yours? So if I am a pervert for reading it, you are even more so for purchasing it in the first place."

Sakura's face was beetroot red, and she was blustering. Giving up arguing with her ANNOYING sensei, she roared in frustration.

After she had finished raging a few moments of silence passed between them, neither able to look the other in the eye. Kakashi was horrified that his erection didn't seem to want to go anytime soon, and it ached for him to continue his previous treatment. He had to get away from his student. Finally Kakashi said, "Here's your book back...let's never speak of this again."

She took it from him, still blushing. "Deal."

Both shot off in different directions, hoping not to have any missions together for a long time.

"Well?" Ino demanded. "What did you find out?"

"Nothing."

"What do you mean, 'nothing'?"

"Just what I said, nothing. Don't ask me anything else!"

"What? Are you really that useless that-"

"If you're so great Ino-pig, why don't you go do it?"

"Maybe I will!"

"Maybe you should!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"And you know what billboard-brow? I will do a much better job than you!"

Tenten sighed. "Just what are you planning, Ino?"

The blond smiled. "Gai, go to my family's flower shop now, and pick out a gift you think Kakashi would like. My mother is working there today and can gift wrap it for you and sign it from a 'secret admirer'. I'm gonna track down Kakashi and spy on him, like someone else was supposed to do. I will meet you all tonight, at sunset."

Kakashi was running blindly from the scene of the crime. He had been deprived of his gay manga, but the images were burned in his mind. Damn Sakura and her hardcore yaoi! Why did she even own that anyway?! Surely she was too young and sweet- not that he had been at her age.

Running with a boner was hard, and something Kakashi had little experience with. Yes, he read Jiraiya's book all the time, but they didn't usually affect him when he read them in public. So then why... oh Kami it was aching for attention, he had to get home and finish what he started. Now.

He hurtled through the winding alleys so fast (alleys being his best route considering his little problem) that when he rounded a corner he slammed into someone and landed on his ass ungracefully, and completely flustered.

Oh Kami-sama, please don't let them notice...

"Hatake, what the hell!"

Oh great, he had run into none other than Kotestu. He just had to get away before anything else bad happened to him today. He shuffled back on the dusty ground and by reflex his hand moved to shield his obvious bulge.

"Oi! I am talking to you, Hatake! What, too much of a great jonin to- oh my gosh! Is that-"

He could practically feel the merciless glee radiating from the chunin. He had no doubt the younger man would forever tease him about this. He and Izumo were always having a good laugh at someone's expense, but Kakashi rarely gave them such humorous material regarding himself. Shit, how would he ever live this down? Kakashi flipped onto his knee, facing away from the other man and as he rose he insisted, "it's nothing!"

Kotestu couldn't believe his luck. Blackmail material had been delivered unexpectedly into the palm of his hand- oh, now there was a delicious though. Before the Hatake could jump up onto the roof, he grabbed him from behind.

"Where do you think you're going, hmm? It's not everyday I catch the great copy ninja in such a difficult position. Here, allow me to lend a hand."

Kakashi squirmed, "No, that's quite alri- ahh."

The dark haired chunin smirked, smug as he cupped the copy ninja's erection through his trousers. Well, well, well, who knew he would one day have Hatake Kakashi at his mercy. He made such delicious sounds too. "You like that, huh," he said in Kakashi's ear, his voice low.

Never having experienced being on the receiving end of a seduction, Kakashi mumbled something totally incoherent. He sounded so stupid he was sure he would be kicking himself later. That was later though. This was now, and now felt good.

Kotetsu chuckled. He was curious by nature and wondered just how far the great jonin would let him go. On the one hand, Kakashi was stronger than him and may obliterate him, but he hadn't yet so...

Deciding to live life dangerously, the chunin slipped his hand inside the jonin's underwear, and gently teased the hardness he found there.

Kakashi's breath hitched and he couldn't help think of the manga he had been reading just now. It was such a huge turn on for him, that all he could do was moan as he felt Kotetsu's wandering hand... maybe he really was attracted to men? Somehow this felt new and exciting, a fantasy coming to reality. He couldn't bring himself to push the other man away. Kotetsu was confident and seemed to know just what he was doing... Kakashi was letting himself be swept away in the moment of lust.

With his other hand, Kotetsu gently opened Kakashi's fly and freed his erection. Slowly at first, and then faster he started pumping his length, as he playfully bit an ear lobe. Kakashi made the most wonderful noises when the pressure built up. However, seeing as Kakashi been in the middle of pleasuring himself shortly before, and the images of the erotic manga was still fresh in his mind, it didn't take long for him to finish in Kotetsu's hand, coating it in his cum.

Kakashi leaned back against the strong body behind him, breathless from his post-orgasm high. When reality finally took hold of him again, and he heard the chunin's soft laugh a midst the bustle of the streets not far from them, and felt the chunin's erection against his butt, that was just as hard as his had been moments before. Kakashi quickly untangled himself from the chunin's arms.

"You will never speak of this."

Ignoring him, Kotetsu teased, "Wow, Hatake, I never knew you were so easy. Care to return the favour then?"

"No."

Kotetsu looked at him in a way he thought was smoldering. Kakashi thought he looked like a smug fool. Without another word, the Hatake jumped up to the roof.

"You're such a tease, Hatake. Don't be such an ass, the least you could do is help me out!"

But Kakashi had already started jumping between rooftops in the direction of his apartment.

Despite, not receiving anything in return though, Kotetsu was more than happy with himself. "I cannot wait to see Izumo's face when I tell him about this," he said to himself, despite Kakashi's warning.

But before that he decided to address his own problem, seeing as Kakashi had so rudely left him high and dry. At least he had some nice mental images to help.

By the time Ino managed to track the elusive copy ninja, he was running across the rooftops to his apartment. Just her luck, she was hoping to catch him out and about where she could watch freely. Oh well, she was sure she could peek though the window maybe, see exactly what the copy ninja's hobbies were in his home. Since somehow his own students didn't seem to know. What a bunch of idiots Team 7 were- Sasuke excluded, of course.

With a new determination for her mission, Ino followed to Kakashi's home.

"That one!" Gai boomed, pointing to his choice of flower. "It's wonderful. The most youthful of all!"

Gai stood a midst the walls of flowers, beaming. The scent was so youthful, so very beautiful, and he felt excited for his renewed plans to woo his rival. Gai was a positive person by nature, but seeing so many bright and cheerful colours surrounding him in the little shop and made him more so.

"Erm, are you sure, dear?" Mrs Yamanaka asked. "Only it isn't the most usual of gifts for a young lady..."

"Exactly!" Gai beamed, sure of himself. "It is perfect!"

AN: Mwahaha! Bet you weren't expected that lemon! Looks like our matchmakers will have an obstacle to knock down- quite literally if it is left to Sakura.