A/N: A cheesy pickup line was requested, so here you go. One cheesy pickup line, hehe.
Pairing: Tamaki x Haruhi
"Haruhi, did it hurt?" Tamaki asked suddenly.
"What?" Haruhi replied, confused.
"When you fell out of heaven?" Tamaki grinned.
Haruhi looked at him, still perplexed.
"I didn't come from heaven," she told him. "Senpai, I don't think that's even possible."
Tamaki almost groaned. He should have known that Haruhi wouldn't understand a pickup line.
"Oh!" Haruhi exclaimed. "Do you mean the heaven restaurant? I've been there, they have such good food, and they have those steps out in front, and I tripped down those once, and–"
"I love you," Tamaki interrupted.
Finally understanding, she let him kiss her.