I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. This chapter is in Prussia's view. Side note when he says West he means Germany.

Having Austria

By Waterrain

I was in the kitchen bugging West as he was cooking dinner and Austria will be arriving any minute now, but then again I forgot at what time. I had misjudged the amount of time it would take to get west to cook and how long it would take to cook. I had a nice cold beer in my hand and took a gulp of from it while watching West working on making the food.

"Bruder, Get out of the kitchen. I'm almost done." West snapped in annoyance and I chuckled to myself. West was wearing an apron and he looked so cute. I giggled when I thought if West was just wearing an apron and I couldn't stop laughing, but then West glared at me and his arms were crossed.

",But West. I'm helping." I whined loudly and I thought it was an awesome whine, but West gave me a bored look and his blue eyes were glaring at me.

"No, You are just standing and watching." West commented dryly and then added bitterly. "You are even drinking beer and not doing a thing just watching like always. You are always so vey lazy."

"Well I'm helping by not screwing things up. Heh and the beer makes time go faster." I commented smoothly and I heard West sigh heavily to himself. "You are just pissed I'm the one drinking the beer."

"At least set up the table for yourself and Austria. I will be leaving so you two can have some privacy. I do not want to be a bother unlike you. You always bother me with your whims." West stated calmly and he looked at me with serious eyes.

"Oh, West. I wouldn't mind if you stayed." I told him and West frowned at me while shaking his head.

"I'm leaving." West said to me and I sulked for a moment, but then frowned heavily at him.

"Nope, You are staying." I commented firmly and I watched as West sighed heavily while looking at me with annoyed blue eyes.

"No." West told me calmly and I rolled my eyes in annoyance for he can be so stubborn. I mean there should be a damn limit on stubbornness.

"Come on, West. If you go our home will be on fire. It will be burned down and nothing left of it." I stated in a serious tone and West glared at me while having his arms crossed in irritation. "I mean it, West. I'll fucking burn down the house."

"Fine, but only because it would be too much of a hassle and costly to build another home. You play dirty, Bruder." West muttered bitterly and I grinned at him.

"Yep." I said bluntly and watched as West glared at me with fierce eyes. I chuckled and knew West was not happy with me, but heh I got my way and it feels good.

"Food is done. Now at least set up the table." West stated sternly and I tried my puppy dog eyes, but it did not work and I sighed to myself while rolling my eyes in annoyance.

"Man, West why must you force me to set up the table." I complained and that was when I attempted to place two plates on the table, but then I missed and the plates broke it was awesome. I like the sound of things breaking and stopped myself from cackling evilly. West groaned and he looked at me with pity in those blue eyes. I whistled and then looked away while humming.

"Never mind you are completely hopeless." West muttered and I smiled brightly at him watch as he cleaned up the plates along with seeing him setting up the table with ease. I heard a soft knock on the door and West started to walk over to open it, but then I dashed forward and answered it.

"What the hell." I managed to say and then turned to West who was shaking his head. I gritted my teeth for how dare this lousy good for nothing show his damn face here.

"Hello, Russia. What do you want this time?" West asked calmly and I noticed he was annoyed. His arms were crossed and he looked at Russia with barely concealed irritation, but of course I notice it after all I annoy the hell out of West all the time.

"Just checking up on you, da." Russia commented innocently and then he gave West a letter. I noticed that Russia's cheeks were a faint pink color and I watched as Russia quickly left. West closed the door and I was in the state of pure shock. Why the hell was Russia visiting my little bruder? What the fuck happened while I was busy following and stalking Austria?

"What the fucking hell, West?" I managed to ask him and West just shook his head at me while sighing deeply. "Why the fuck was Russia showing his ugly mug here?"

"While you were away stalking Austria. Russia decided that it would be a good idea to form a closer bond and-" West commented dully and he rolled his eyes at me.

"No! You got fucked by Russia by fucking Russia of all Nations! Damn I should have been here to protect you from that damn Russian!" I yelled loudly and I was feeling the urge to murder Russia for touching West. "That damn bastard I'll kill him or at least beat the hell out of him! How dare he touch you! I should shove that pipe right up his ass for deflowering you!"

"Bruder! There was no sex! You idiot I'm still a virgin!" West yelled angrily and his cheeks were bright pink. I calmed down and noticed that West was embarrassed as he added. "I'm a virgin and you are a complete idiot. You are embarrassing and this is why you are banned from world meetings."

"Oh. I feel like an idiot. Okay it is good Russia didn't touch you otherwise I would have beaten him to a bloody pulp." I muttered quietly and my cheeks were turning red.

"Now that you are calm. He decided it would be a good idea to know more about each other and to write about our dislikes along with-" West commented lightly and I cut him off.

"West, He might use it against you and make you have sex with him." I said sternly and personally I do not trust Russia with West.

"Bruder. This is between Russia and I." West stated firmly and his arms were crossed in annoyance while shaking his head. "Not everything is about sex."

"Is this a bad time?" Austria asked quietly and my eyes went wide in shock. How long has he been there? Oh fuck it all I don't care right now about when he showed up for I'm in a state of shock.

"No, no everything is alright. Just received shocking news, but I'm okay now." I said cheerfully and I gave Austria a hug. West rolls his eyes and he made his way to the door, but then I used one arm to grab him. "I'm not letting you out of my sights. What if Russia decides to do something odd to you. I got to protect your ass, West. After all you have a nice one and no Russian jackass is going to tap it."

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Bruder means Brother in German.