A/N: Having some fun with Mori-senpai :)
Pairing: Mori x Haruhi
Haruhi stared, openmouthed, at the thing for which she'd been called over to Mori's house.
He motioned to it again.
"Mori-senpai, that's just a cockroach," Haruhi told him.
Mori nodded; of course he knew what it was.
"Really?" she asked skeptically. "I think you can kill a cockroach. I've seen you decimate armed men."
Mori nodded again. Men he could deal with; bugs he could not.
Haruhi rolled her eyes and smacked it with a newspaper.
Mori sighed in relief and hugged her.
As Haruhi felt her lips curve into a smile, she appreciated his irrational fear of bugs.