Thank to all of you who commented! You guys rock purple polka dot sox! :D *gives out pairs of sox*
Me: I can write another chapter! I can write another chapter! *does the cha cha slide*
Yami & Twilight Cast: O.o
Me: Sliiiiide to the left! Sliiiide to the right! Take it back now ya'll! Two hops this time! *hops*
Edward: *whispers* Go tap her little short person! I want to get this damn fic over with.
Alice: Excuse me? *hands on hips*
Edward: Not you! *points to Yami* You!
Yami: *yawns* I was once an Egyptian ruler--
Emmet: Sureeeeeeeeee you were, and I was the Little Mermaid in a past life.
Yami: Seriously? I HEART the Little Mermaid!
Emmett: O-M-G! Me too!
Yami: That octopus lady is such a witch with a B!
Emmett: *hand gesture* Def! You are so right, girl friend!
Yami: Psssh! I know it!
Rest of Twilight Cast except Aro: *Twitches*
Aro: *holds up camera* I can sell this on E-bay and make millions!
Edward: So, since he's out…Short—I mean 'Fun Size'…
Alice: Thank you!
Edward: Go get WolfDoodlez.
Alice: Sure.
Rosalie: Your funeral.
Alice: *taps WolfDoodlez*
Me: Sliiiiide…Can I help you?
Alice: We would like to start the fic now.
Other Twilight characters: *waits for explosion*
Me: *pats Alice* Of course! Thanks for reminding me.
Twilight Cast: O.o
Edward: What was that?!
Me: ?
Edward: If that had been me, you would of killed me or put me in a fairy suit, what gives?
Me: *claps hands*
Edward: *now in Tinkerbell costume*
Bella: Halleluiah! Hallelujah! *bells*
Aro: ARO WANT! ARO WANT NOW!
Me: Happy now Eddie?
Edward: This was not what I meant…AND MY NAME IS NOT EDDIE!
Carsile: Let it go Edward. Let it go…
Alice: *walks up to Edward* In answer to your question, it's cuz I'm her favorite…
Jacob: *puppy face*
Alice: FEMALE! I'm her favorite FEMALE character.
Emmett: That sounded a little gay…
Alice: It wasn't intended! *storms off*
Me: You have upset Alice! OFF TO THE SHADOW REALM! YAMIIIIIIIIII!
Yami: *puts down copy of Seventeen* Yeah?
Me: Shadow realm? *jesters to Emmett*
Yami: Sure. *waves hands*
Emmett: *Disappears*
Me: and now onto the dares…
Everyone else besides Me and Yami stares at Rosalie: *stares*
Rosalie: …
Esme: Well?
Rosalie: Well what?
Esme: Aren't you going to demand him back?
Rosalie: Who?
Esme: *face palm* Emmett.
Rosalie: No.
Esme: Oh, okay…
Me: And here's our first dare:
You should dare Bella to be perky and all nice since she like NEVER is.
And you could ask Edward to admit if he has any secret obsessions
And you could have Jake, find out and try to steal it…
And since Jacob has long hair you could dare him to get his hair all braided Jamaican style!
Lol great job so far!
-KDbellPan
Me: Sorry, I tweaked it a bit, hope you don't mind…anyway, Bella let's get that dare started!
Bella: Me? Perky? I'm always perky! ALWAYS PERKY!
Jacob: Yeah, in New Moon you sure were very perky…
Edward: Twilight you were more stalker-ish…
Rosalie: You had that 'No one likes me' thing going on, while you had a freakin' fan club behind you…remember Eric and Mike…
Jacob: The MARSHMELLOW! (A/N: That was my favorite part! *adopts insane expression*)
Alice: Wait! Now that I think about it, Bella was 'very perky…' at the end of Breaking Dawn…
Everyone except Bella: O.o
Edward: *Coughs*
Emmett: I don't think 'perky' and 'drunk' are the same thing…
(Yami: Whoa, how did you get back?!)
Jasper: *snicker* Yeah, drunk on Edward…
Esme: Yes, Edward? Didn't you compare Bella to alcohol in the beginning of Twilight?
Edward: Possibly…
Me: *claps hands* Come on people! We have dares to do! *waves hands*
Bella: *blank stare*
Edward: Bella? Love?
-Explosion-
Bella: LIKE OMG! SHOOOES! LET'S LIKE GET SOME SHOOOES!
Emmett: I HEART that! SHOOOES!
Me: Alright, next dare… *leans close to Edward* So… what's your secret obsession?
Edward: Bella.
Rosalie: Nooo really? *asks shocked* I never would have guessed that…
Emmett: But Edward what about your p-
Edward: *tacklez*
Everyone Else: O.o
Aro: *still rolling* MILLIONS!!
Edward: DO. NOT. SPEAK. OF. THEM!!!
Me: Who is them?
Rosalie: *interested* SPEAK EDWARD!
Me: *whispers to Yami*
Yami: *nods*
-moniter and lie detector appear*
Me: Emmett! *claps*
Emmett: *hooks up Edward*
Me: Any possible selections?
Jacob: I do!
Edward: Careful mutt! I know where you live!
Jacob: *snort* With Leah duh!
Everyone else except Jacob and WD: O.o
Aro: ?
Me: *pulls on T-shirt* I support Jeah! Renesmee is just a hobo that will appear if people ask for her.
Emmett: Everybody clap! Maybe Renesmee will appear!
Carsile: *face palm* That's Tinkerbell, Emmet.
Emmet: -.- Right.
Me: This isn't going anywhere…the chapter is getting too long… *waves hands*
-KDbellpan appears-
KBP: Where am I?
Me: On the T or D show…
KBP: *nods* Awesome.
Me: *read the rest of dares* Esme…?
Esme: Yes?
Me: Can you go do Jacob's dare?
Esme: Of course. *grabs screaming Jacob*
Jacob: Nnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: *turns towards KDbellpan* What's Edward's obsession?
KBP: *whispers*
Me: *smiles evil-ish* Excellent! *waves hands*
-millions of My Little Ponies appear-
Bella: *out of perky state* HOLY CRAP! MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY!
Rosalie: *pretends to be shocked* OMG, I never would of guessed!
Emmet: Yep! He's a closet Pony lover! I am too!
Edward: See?! I'm not the only gay one!
(Bella: He admits it!)
Rosalie: *face palm* It's different…with Emmett…
Everyone besides Edward: *nods*
Edward: *sigh* Yes, I like ponies…
-Lie detector dings correctly-
Everyone: XD
Alice: Ra! Edward where did you hide all of these? *is knee deep in ponies*
Carsile: I knew some of those CD cases were too big for CDs…
Bella: Answer your question?
Alice: Sadly yes…
Jacob: *appears out of nowhere with Jamaican hair and hat (that I would HEART to have)* Miiiiiiiine! *grabs random pony*
Everyone but Edward: O.o
Edward: DROP PRINCESS! SHE IS MY FAVORITE! *detaches self from lie machine and chases Jacob*
Jacob: *throws pony at Edward* Ra! Here! Take it… just *whimpers* don't kill me…
Edward: *strokes pony* My precious…precious…
Everyone but Edward: O.o x2000
Aro: Ka-trillions! (A/N: Is that even a number? XD He's making a lot of money okay?)
Me: And since this has already reached six pages in Word, I believe we shall end here with 888poke's dare… *waves at KBP*
KBP: *gets behind Bella*
Me: *gets behind Yami*
KBP and Me: *push two together*
Yami and Bella: *kiss*
Bella: 3
Yami: Ewww, ew! I only live for YUGI!
Me: Whoop! Puzzleshipping!
Edward: *heartbroken* BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO!
Bella: ?
Edward: *tries to kill Yami with random chainsaw that popped out of nowhere*
Me: Until next time!
Twilight Cast: *groans*
Me: *rolls eyes* I know you like it…
Carsile: Suuuuuuuure, whatever!
Seven pages! New Record! You win a muffin! Yeah! *eats muffin* Looks at reviewers… *throws muffins* Eat them! Muwhahaha! BTW Sorry about the line in the middle of the story, it won't go away! T.T