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Having Austria

By Waterrain

"Damn, Where the hell did West go." I muttered to myself and then rolled my eyes for it figures that West would slip away without my notice because Austria had my full attention. I checked every bedroom and under every single bed along with the closest. Plus checking the bathrooms, kitchen, living room, game room, and everywhere.

"Fucking hell I'm tired." I said bitterly and I was out of breath, but then I noticed a note on the counter. I raised an eyebrow and then picked it up.

Bruder,

You more than likely have checked everywhere in the house and as you can see I'm not there. Not everything is sexual and I do not like you thinking that everyone whom I'm in contact with wants to be in my pants. I mean it, Bruder. I'm scary and who likes scary people? That is besides the point. I'm a Virgin and I plan to stay one.

The letter I made was a false one. I have decided to let you read the real one since I know for a fact that you will not stop bugging me until you see it. I do not understand what the big deal of me becoming more of a friend to Russia. Poland, France, and America are a bit uneasy with the whole thing with Russia. It is not like Russia and I will join forces to conquer the world.

Germany

I rolled my eyes and then turned my focus on the paper that was under West's note to me.

Dear Comrade Germany,

I'm doing fine, da. America refuses to send me sunflower seeds for some reason, but I do know you will come through for me. Right, Germany?

I do hope your brother is not annoying you too much, da. I find him to be a bit noisy and I find myself wanting to bash his head in whenever I see him or hear his voice. Do you often feel the same way? At least he is not at the world meetings, da. Otherwise I fear the meetings would become much worse and more senseless idea's will arrive, but also Prussia might become covered in blood for he can offend others so very easily. You understand, da.

I wish that my land would be warmer, but this land of mine will not be warm or inviting unlike your land. I do enjoy the snow, da. I like throwing snow balls and although others tend to scream when they see one heading for them. It is only snow and does not hurt, da. I do not understand why they would scream. It is a mystery, da.

Russia

I gritted my teeth and to be honest I wanted to punch Russia in the face. I puffed out my cheeks and then released a sigh to myself. Stupid letter and stupid Russia. I could kick Russia's ass if I wanted even though he is bigger and a bit taller than me plus weighs a little more than me.

"Bruder, I'm back from the bar." West commented causally and I glared at him. "Oh you must have read the letter Russia gave me. Yes that is in fact the correct one."

"West. I'm going to write Russia a damn letter and tell him how the fuck I feel about him." I snapped angrily and then added. "I want to punch his big nose and wipe that so called innocent smile off his damn lips. Fucking bastard!"

"You should just send it in the mail, but do not deliver it personally." West stated firmly and he looked at me with serious blue eyes. "I mean it, Bruder. He does not like you."

"I sure as hell do not like him either." I commented coldly and my arms were crossed in annoyance.

"How did things go with Austria?" West asked calmly and I know he was changing the subject.

"Things went okay and I was thinking about having you go with us to the beach." I said causally and I noticed West was frowning. "Italy, Poland, Spain, and France are also going to go to the beach too."

"No, Bruder. Just no this is asking for trouble having so many of us together. It hardly ever turns out good." West stated firmly and he glared at me. "However I must go just in case Russia comes for he does not like being left out of things. I do not want to bother helping you when those bones become broken by his hands. You whine too much and ask for too many things too. I hate it when you become injured or hurt or sick. For it is always a pain and I always have to take care of you."

"Heh, Awesome I knew you would say yes." I told him cheerfully and then added bluntly. "You will not be wearing those lousy and ugly swim trunks you own plus no damn shirt! No way in hell and I don't want to be embarrassed by you wearing such a thing that should be burned. I'll pick something out for you, West. Don't worry it will look awesome!"

I heard West groan and he looked at me with regret in his eyes. I smirked and then cackled evilly for West will be showing off his body. I couldn't wait to see Austria wet and man I can't wait to see him.

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Bruder means Brother in German.

Mein Gott means My God in German